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25 October 2019 Luisana Lopilato vs Amber Heard

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Fights & Frights PPV 2019

 

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on Oct 26, 2019 at 10:19pm

 

Luisana Lopilato versus Amber Heard

Luisana:
(31, 5’6, 115, 19:9 FCBA, VIXENS)

Amber:
(33, 5’7, 7:12 FCBA, The Fighting Academy)

BEFORE:
Not the best few months for Luisana Lopilato, tripping over herself with recent losses to Ashley Greene and Briana Evigan, and now hoping to turn her fortunes with a bout against the Lightweight actress, Amber Heard. Ms Heard of course still embroiled in a bitter divorce settlement with Hollywood’s own Johnny Depp, and if recent reports are to be believed, the trial isn’t going according to plan for the thirty-three-year old actress.

“That’s what I’m here for,” Amber saying earlier at the press junket. “To blow off some steam and show the rest of the world that I don’t give a f*ck what they think about me. I can still kick Luisa’s ass anytime, anywhere, with or without financial support.”

Luisa by contrast looking slightly amused at the other end of the table, arms folded across her chest as she lets out an uncontrolled snigger.

“I’m sorry - I didn’t mean to be rude. But I was once on Amber’s side. A woman getting beat up by her booze-loving husband? I believed Amber once. But now, after the security footage showed us the truth, she’s nothing but a back-stabbing liar and an embarrassment to every woman out there, and I plan on exposing her fraud tonight.”

“Why you little--” Amber shouting back, has to be restrained by security as she gets up from her seat and makes to charge at Luisa. “If you want to get punched in the face so badly, just bring it, blondie!”

Chaos erupts in the press hall as the two ladies almost get into an altercation in the center, but are swiftly herded to their locker rooms as reporters let fly questions to both sides. At the end of the day, it’s all about what these ladies bring to the ring, having left their baggage at the apron.

Hours later, both of them are about to do just that, making their final preparations in their respective corners. Luisana is wearing a white cotton bra and briefs, with red gloves, whilst Amber is going for a simple navy-blue bikini and white gloves. There goes the bell and HERE we go with ten rounds of Lightweight action!

ROUND 1:
All that pent up anger and frustration is boiling over as Amber rushes forward and bombards sweet Luisa with plenty of blows early in this fight! Luisana shocked to say the least, getting occupied with fending off and defending when she should be controlling the less experienced woman. Amber not giving her much breathing room to do that, however, repeatedly slams hooks into the Vixen’s arms, knocking her about, then trying to take her head off with more criss-crossed hands shooting forward, which thankfully land on the Vixen’s guard. That’s not to say Luisa’s left paralyzed for the majority of this opening round, her opponent’s aggression making her rethink her strategy overall in this fight - she barely manages a jab or two into Amber’s face before the bell rounds out the first segment, giving Heard a much-deserved opening win.

ROUND 2:
More of the same, unfortunately for Luisana, who can’t quite deal with her opponent’s speed, height advantage and hooks all at the same time. Luisa ducking and covering herself a whole lot more, but she barely manages to land any strikes on Amber’s frame before getting BLASTED to the middle of the face by another one of Amber’s counter-crosses. Luisa taking more abuse than she’s dishing out, and it’s showing: late in the round, the blonde is red-nosed and breathing hard, unable and unwilling to get in close enough to brawl with Heard any longer. Things might just be looking up for the American actress, as she imagines her Johnny Depp’s face plastered to Luisa’s forehead!

ROUND 3:
Luisana employing some long-range leverage as she keeps her distance and pounds away this time. If getting into Amber’s face has spelt disaster for her thus far, that might be a viable, if a little more boring, option. It works for the third round, with Amber’s advance met by a wall of spearing jabs as Luisana kicks her defense into overdrive, meant to spook and deter Amber’s blatant attacks. Amber getting stung on the face and lips, body taking a few more combos, finally making her stay back in the second half. The two ladies exchange jabbing action from afar, and both landing some nice shots. However, Amber showing us why height is everything in this business, keeps forcing her right hand in between the holes in Luisa’s guard, landing a whole lot more often from a safe distance compared to Luisa, who can’t keep up in kind. Round ends and the Vixen still takes it overall - the first round this fight - but she’s not keen on celebrating a win just yet, nor should she be.

ROUND 4:
Back to keeping her distance - it’s worked for Lopilato in the past. Given Amber’s slowed down pace as well, she finds more success in landing jabs to Amber’s open face and body, especially when Heard tries to rush her periodically during these three minutes. Heard trying to catch her off balance, surprise and shock like the first round, but it’s clearly getting predictable as Luisana swerves out of the way, counters with punches sent into the face and body, leaving Amber covering up as she limps back in the third minute. Luisa doesn’t charge after her, however, sticking to her strategy of slow and steady wins this boxing match. This fourth round is won as a result of Luisa’s firm game plan.

ROUND 5:
Which goes flying out the window when Amber CHARGES her right at the opening bell! Luisa’s plan to keep at distance and strike the face shot to oblivion, Heard having other plans as she feigns another slow round by bouncing on her feet before CRAZY rushing forward, completely blindsiding Luisa with punches sent towards the head. Luisa groaning as the hooks come crashing into her arms and the side, getting pushed back fast when Amber squares away the distance between them like a flash of lightning. The Vixen in trouble as she gets pinned down on the ropes, Amber packing more fists into her body before going up top and testing the guard, shocking lefts and rights tossing the blonde’s torso left and right. Another hard shot to the side and Luisa jerks forward involuntarily, her guard wavering in pain. Another right hand SLAMMED into her face is the final straw as the VIXEN GOES DOWN ONTO HER SIDE!! 

It’s a KNOCKDOWN for Amber Heard, and what a shocking one at that! Heard left panting hard over her foe, steadying herself and examining the damage wrought. Luisa lets out a groan, trying to push off her chest as she shakes her head repeatedly. The referee’s count however stops for no woman, and he passes the count of 10 before the Vixen can even get off her knees! It’s all over!!

Official Decision: Amber Heard defeats Luisana Lopilato via KO5! 

AFTER:
KO5 victory for Ms Heard and a small victory for her ego in the grand scheme of things! She breaks into a cocky smile, waving a hand to her remaining fans in the audience. Even after all this nasty divorce and assault settlements, she still captures the attention of a room, we’ll give her that. 

“NO-ONE should ever underestimate me,” Amber later says to reporters ring-side. “Luisa made the mistake of trying to, and it cost her dearly.”

Luisana getting consoled in her corner later on, teary-eyed, her blonde, curly hair all disheveled over her face. She’s definitely been on a downward trend these past few months, so it’s up to the VIX higher-ups to make some prudent decisions going into her next few fights if she ever hopes to find success. 

 

 

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