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26 July 2003 Blonde Magazine Table of Contents

Page history last edited by Archer844 12 years, 10 months ago

Posted by Simguy on 7/26/2003, 10:49 am.

Features:

BLONDE MAGAZINE TO THERON: “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COME BACK AND STOP CAT BELL!!!” Photo story recounting the Bell/O’Dell title fight and the monster punishment inflicted champion to challenger. Photos include post-fight with the girls in sweaty embrace, head to head, O’Dell in shock as Cat whispers to her--evidence in BLONDE! Magazine’s opinion of post-fight taunting. Much hand wringing and teeth gnashing at the prospect of Bell’s grinding tyranny at lightweight.

“The Jones/Stone War of Words”. Blonde matriarchs are at each other’s throats following the Elisha Cuthbert/Vicky Pratt fight, Slit splash page with angry Janet, angry Sharon, though not actually together>

“Hit Woman Blalock”. Photo essay/profile of Jolene, illustrated by the brutal dismissal of rugged brunette Neve Campbell by the new Blonde Hammer at bantam. Somer speculation and sage advisce from senior editors on Jolene’s next moves career wise.

“Best of Jenny O’Dell”. A look back at jenny’s long, largely undocumented beach career. Rare photos of Jenny in with B movie luminaries Tiffany Bolton (“Beat the Geeks”), Gladys Jimenez (“Tremors the Series”). Tanya Reichert (“Relic Hunter”), on the set of “Lost World” against Anja Coleby (Amazon guest star, statuesque blonde of ”Flipper” and a guest starrig Queen on “Beastmaster”) and the now-legendary brawl with a faded, but proud Heather Thomas. O’Dell candid about how these girls are tougher than anything she’s faced since moving to PPV status (pre-Bell interview, natch)

Top 10 Blonde/Brunette Match ups (includes photos of allen/Daniell, which makes the list)

Regular Columns:

Top 10 Brunettes Who Must Be Beaten (Cat Bell in the crosshairs)

Stone’s Throw--Blalock’s the new Sharon Stone

Janet Jones--View From The Top (Beating Catherine Bell; A Blonde’s Guide)

Fight Reports

Spotlight: Reese Witherspoon

Cover: “I’m Better” Charlize Theron going to Gena Lee’s fulsome buttocks with a happy right hand, holding big blonde down against the top rope for extra leverage. Not that BLONDE! Condones this sort of thing--photo chose purely for compositional artistic reasons.

Insert: “The Answer”: Jolene Blalock gets all of a right cross on Neve Campbell’s jaw, leaning into the shot and distorting a beautiful brunette’s face with pure trauma.

Reposted by Archer 6/8/11.