Saoirse Ronan versus Eva Green
(Words: Emilia / Results: Lookout!)

Pre-Fight: Eva confident while talking to the press, doing her best to get under Saoirse’s skin. Feeble attempt as Saoirse keeps her cool throughout the interviews and enters the ring confidently.

Saoirse: Black sports bra and yoga pants with matching gloves and shoes. Hair loose.

Eva: Sacramento green sports bra and black short with green gloves and shoes. Hair loose. 

Round 1: Eva hasn’t fought in fifteen months and it shoves as she fails to land a single punch or defend herself throughout the whole round. On the other hand, Saoirse is enjoying herself while she ragdolls defenceless Eva around the ring. It doesn’t take long before Eva finds herself stuck in ropes and receiving a merciless belly assault. She can only take so much before her knees start to buckle. A few punches more and Eva is down for the count already. She beats the count and rises to her feet at six but Saoirse doesn’t give her a second of rest and goes back to work. Multiple swift jabs hits Eva cheeks as Saoirse starts combining hooks and jabs drawing blood from Eva’s nose. Left right left right, hooks stick to Eva’s face bruising her cheeks in the process. The round end with Eva limping with a glove on her belly as Saoirse jogs around the ring.

Round 2: More of the same in round two. Saoirse completely shouts out her opponent making it seem all too easy. Working her body then moving upstairs and deciding to hurt her eye and back to body. Saoirse goes back and forth between Eva eye and body hopping around her completely dazed opponent. Saoirse grinning touching her opponent up even more, pushing her to ropes as she did in round one. Eva – too weak to defend or attack with any purpose as Saoirse keeps plunging hands wherever she wants. By the end of the round Eva’s belly is aching red and her left eye as almost completely shut. 

Round 3: Eva enters round three despite the warning. She takes her time rising of the stool and when she does Saoirse is already there ready to start another series of body punishment. Eva doesn’t bother raising her arms for protection but it doesn’t matter as Saoirse makes her feel the pain with more hooks to the belly bending her forward. Eva’s got her arms wrapped around the ropes but she can hang on only for so long. A few more whips to the belly and she’s down. Despite being told not to; Eva makes an attempt at getting up but it all too much for her as the referee counts her out. Saoirse Ronan wins the fight in round three via KO. 

Post-Fight: A shocking display as Saoirse makes the fight look like child’s play while Eva sits in the corned refusing to look up to the crowd. She’s getting the full 9 yards as Saoirse spends her sweet time blowing kisses to the audience before leaving the arena.