Posted by simguy 3-26-04

Thanks to Ginny for this repost

"They don't come any cheaper or sluttier than Kathy Heigl," says a disdainful Landry. "She's trash, and there's NO way she should be considered in my league - I'm on a COMPLETELY different level. I will admit this: I took her for granted last time out, I did. I didn't train - everyone will tell you I did no road work for that fight - I just didn't take her seriously and I let myself and my fans down. Look at me now: I could do a cover shoot right now - I'm right on weight and we still have 3 weeks till fight night. An in-shape, motivated Ali Landry doesn't just beat Katherine Hiegl - she beats any woman in boxing." Heigl revelling in Landry's barely restrained torment - she knows Landry's never accepted that last verdict. "GOD, get a load of the 'Doritos Girl' calling ME cheap," Heigl snorts. "Look, any time you beat a Miss America, a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader, a Hooter's waitress - anything like that - it's special because you know they think they're better than you going in. Ali thought she was better than me and it tore her up to get her ass kicked by me, but she's just going to have to get used to it. Hard as it is for her to believe - I'm stronger, I punch WAY harder, I'm tougher, and I'm more determined. It's just beginning for Ali Landry, and I can't WAIT to add to her therapy expenses!" Ali in gold bikini, Katherine in black bikini.

R1: Heigl coming forward, wants pitched battle - Ali won't give it to her. Landry circling, laying a thick, rich pageant jab all over Heigl's creamy upperchest, pretty face - blonde just peppered and turned mid-ring as Ali sets a classy tone early. Shutout Landry.

R2: Landry bloodies Heigl's nose with a series of crunching jabs, dazing the blonde - Landry with a rigid, sloping jab down into the gut, then a sudden tugging hook sharp on the chin, claps the mouthpiece off Heigl's teeth, sets blonde-feet to staggerin'. Ali crouching in, eyes bright, not rushing - she sets herself off Heigl's right shoulder and puts a GORGEOUS straight right hand flat onto the right side of Katherine's jaw - HEIGL GOES DOWN! Precision thunderbolt has blonde trembling on all fours, but credit the ex-champ: Katherine gathers herself at the ropes and comes out swinging. Ali trying to close and finish, but she has to back off and regroup - hurricane punching from Heigl discourages brunette consolidation. Heigl pressing the attack late - spreading Landry out with an extended left, then POUNDING home that blunt right hand to the heart - Ali gasping, in retreat at the bell.

R3: Ali back to the jab, tenderizing Heigl, dazing her, spanking away on the upperchest and skull until blonde is completely under control, then Landry moves in to drop hard right crosses and hooks. Ali putting 'em together pretty - sharp, crisp combinations, tearing up great chunks of creamy Heigl underbelly, turning her head violently - it's all too much. Heigl forced to take a groggy knee at the ropes just past the half way point - Landry smoldering as she stalks angry-butt to the neutral corner. All Ali in the last minute - putting a bruised, stunned expression on Heigl's face with the jab, driving in hard with right hands straight into the body.

R4: Ali jabbing, leaning in weight on front foot, picking up Heigl's chin neat the tight left uppercut. Katherine taking a good shot, but getting caught clean and often - Ali very sharp as she works off her jab, puts punches together and never lets blonde set her feet. Things change down the stretch as girls trade hooks and Heigl gets the better of it - blonde bodies up, bulls brunette to the ropes and comes up mugging! Katherine in close and sweaty, pressing Ali down into the strands, then wedging in hard right hands across those world-class kegs. Landry grimacing, trying to muscle her way out, but Heigl's got the leverage - blonde smears those puppies to the bell with crude, but effective bludgeoning action.

R5: First minute - Ali circling, beats Katherine into a mesmerized stupor with that piston jab - poor Heigl lumping up around both eyes, rocked back on her heels from shelling to her torso - she's driven to the ropes and Landry moves in for the kill. Brutal, swinging right hands amidships - Ali really sinking 'em in, rewarded with quiver out of blonde's curvy thighs, buckling her forward. Muscular jug-work - Landry standing up tall, just turning her torso into the blows, letting her legs and back do the work - short rights and lefts pancaking Heigl's mammoth hooters, leaving her open-mouthed, ramshackle in the ropes. Katherine falling apart in stages as beating mounts - Ali carefully keeping it on her girl, palming and bodying up to smother the counters. Heigl worked over hard, suffering under Landry's weight as brunette mauls, punches and clinches very effectively for a shutout fifth.

R6: Heigl drifting out to mid-ring, then systematically pounded back into her corner by Ali's hamhanded step-and-stick. Landry all business, eyes hard and cold as she gets her hips in behind ravenous right hands to the stomach, palming Heigl upright, jabbing her face then SLAMMING rights to the breasts, into the ribs, into the sternum. Kathy numb, tries to stagger to her right - Ali pushes blonde in the shoulder, bounces her off the ropes and clouts her a hook to put her back in the corner. Heigl defenseless, now just being beaten from one foot to the other as heartless Landry just grooves in the punches - ref's seen enough. Official cradles a blubbering Katherine Heigl to safety - Landry struts away all huffy with righteous anger - TKO6 Landry.

After: "NO CONTEST!" Ali shrieks while strutting - thumping vindication for a former pound for pound type who's ego simply couldn't deal with the notion of Heigl triumphant. "I said it before, I'll say it again: when I'm right - when I'm in shape, focused and motivated - no girl, nowhere, stands her ground against me. Kathy's SO lucky she quit when she did - I was just getting revved up. The best was yet to come - Kathy saw that, and did the smart thing. She's back underfoot where she belongs - and she'll have plenty of company before I'm done!"