Posted by simguy 5-26-06

Thanks to Ginny for this repost.

KruZherS publish "Cat Bell Suppression Strategy" in BLONDE! Magazine - basically a one-two dose of Theron/Heigl systematically applied throughout the year to beat Bell into submission. "It's totally working," an excited Katherine chirps in prefight. "I'm the hammer - I give Cat pulverizing beatings and put mileage on her - Charlize is the scalpel, going to work on Bell's crow's feet, tearing down whatever's left after I'm done. But the main thing is the pummeling, and that's where I come in..." On and on - Heigl thrilled at the prospect of getting more punching done on Cat Bell - talks at length about the concussive effect of her blows on Bell's chassis. "It's ridiculous," Bell scoffs. "Last time I checked, I put 'the scalpel' out cold and gave her a little something extra to think about. Heigl is a tremendous physical challenge at this weight all by herself - it's sad that she can't see that, and it's sad that the KruZherS would undermine her authority. Charlize needs Kat more than Kat needs Charlize - it's classic Theron manipulation and I think it sucks." Heigl in beige crochet bikini - Cat in electric blue bikini. White gloves, both vixens.

Rd 1: Textbook Cat: STIFF jab, step to the left, dukes up. Jab/straight right hand - jab-jab while stepping left to suppress the receipt. Cat keeping the right hand cheek-high, chin tucked as she works behind the stick. Heigl scowling, dukes cheek-high, getting her face knocked back - she's having footwork problems, can't penetrate and fight off Cat's chest. Midway through, Cat starts slanting long right hands into Katherine's firm midsection - disengaging behind a screening jab: Bell keeping her distance, extending on punches, perplexing Heigl. Down the stretch, Bell gets that pounding, sloping right hand down into the body, hangs around on her front (left) foot to hook Kathy's paunch, comes upstairs with a rigid hook on the ear, turns a SHORT right hand in between Heigl's mitts and KATHERINE'S ROCKED! Abrupt combination puts KruZher on her heels - Heigl hits ropes in shock, dukes up. Bell grim-faced as she face-jabs Kath, then CLOBBERS jug a lusty right hand wallop. Heigl crying out, cringing forward: Bell shifts her feet to her right, claws a hook across Heigl's breasts, dips torso to the left, twitches her hips to the right and pulls another BEEFY hook into hulking jug at the bell. Katherine's eyes welling up with how-could-you tears: Bell stomping back to her corner champing at the bit to keep working.

Rd 2: Bell back on top with that spiteful jab - being first, keeping Heigl tamped down. Clockwise stepping - Bell with a sharp lead right, tidy left hook - she pulls away to her right on follow-through, chin tucked behind left shoulder as Heigl sponges face-spank. Jab. Jab. Jab. Jab. Bell stepping and poking, moving again to her left - sets up that hard right, tight left and slide to the right - left shoulder pointed at Kat to close up the stance, chin tucked in. Heigl huffing and puffing, but can't get off - constantly pre-empted, outclassed and rung up. Kathy taking a terrific punch, but they're adding up: midway through, a pounding Bell right cross finally sends Heigl baby stepping on her heels. Cat edging in, hook-hooking Katherine's pouting belly as Heigl stoops forward off the ropes - Bell pivoting to her right, dipping her shoulder and hooking Heigl between the gloves, draping Katherine upright. Right hand pounds home - Heigl's head tossing, but curvy legs holding strong - she's swaying, but leaning against ropes for support. BELL BANGS JUGG! Oh, that pounding criss-cross delivery - cruel stamping lefts and rights flattening Katherine's world class rack. Katherine sobbing out, reaching to clinch, but Bell won't have it. Cat slamming away, pancaking her buxom foe to the bell and beyond as ref has to pull seething TE lightweight off her KruZher counterpart.

Rd 3: Heigl showing big-girl resilience: she's taken a pasting, but comes out relatively fresh, jabbing Bell in her pecs, shaking Catherine's chassis. Weight of Heigl's shot telling - Catherine having trouble jabbing-with - gambles on right hands to get back on top and gets ROCKED a right instead. Crowd roaring as Bell swoons, then forms up a shaky guard - stooped forward behind her gloves: Heigl goes over to offense. Katherine, grim, resentful - she's in to Bell's waist with swinging rights and lefts - rich, gorgeous spanks, sending shudders through Bell's frame, wrenching breathy grunts from parted lips. Cat tilting forward paralyzed - Heigl able to loom over top, twist her hips, arch her back and get ALL up in there - Bell beaten steadily backward and CATHERINE TAKES A KNEE! Bell's chest heaving for breath - she steadies herself a right hand in the ropes, then gets up at 8, making firm eye contact with the ref and nodding 'yes' to his questions. Resume - Heigl in with a murderous overhand right - blocked - but she piles into Cat, stacking her hard in the ropes and brawling her body to body. Kathy snarling, teeth bared - she's pushing and smearing, ragdolling Bell, making her feel the weight. Bell smudged along ropes to the KruZher corner where she hunkers down to absorb a shelling to her flanks at the bell. Theron and Co. clustered nearby, screaming encouragement as Heigl pounds Bell into a slackjawed stupor in the third.

Rd 4: Bell rickety up off her stool, deep breath through her mouth: she's shook up, but serviceable as once again, Heigl bears down. Katherine with that chopping jab - very stiff - right hand at her temple as she walks Cat down - Bell getting her face banged back and her torso shocked as Kat puts thudding stick to throbbing pec. Ropes: Bell dukes at temples, bending forward and peering up at Kat - Heigl with a withering hook in the liver freezes her foe, then picks her up a lugging left uppercut in the chest. Bell swaying back, mouth open: smashing right hand skids off her left shoulder as she rolls the punch, but Heigl's careening hook caroms off forehead, sitting Bell dazed in the ropes. Kathy grinning, reaching in under Bell's arms and propping her up, chesting her beefily into ropes - rude shove and slug unhinging Bell's legs, forcing her to clinch. Ref's break resets beauties mid-ring - Bell stepping away - Heigl jiggling aggressively forward, lips curled back. Bell ducks, but is taken in the ear by a swinging right haymaker - left hook brushes her upright, sends her tottering to her right. Heigl steps, swings a sweeping hook from outside Bell's left shoulder, clouting Cat from an awkward angle, smashing her head back and SENDING HER TO THE CANVAS! Catherine sprawling on her back starfish - head lolling side to side, face set in a cranky little KO-frown - SHE CAN'T BEAT THE COUNT! Bell takes 10 on her back - KO4 in hamhanded fashion - Katherine Heigl!

Afterward: ANOTHER brazen knockout of the classiest brunette in boxing - Another bludgeoning masterpiece - Heigl putting the kind of pressure on Bell that Cat herself put on Theron at the beginning of their rivalry with these wins. Standing ovation from KruZher Kohorts, beaming smiles - sight of their arch nemesis so helpless on her back absolutely enthralling. AND HEIGL WANTS MORE! Kathy still in her gloves, pouncing atop Cat, settling in on her haunches to sit on Bell's stomach, bracing the Bell rib cage with the left palm just snug below the breastline and POUNDING AWAY RIGHTY TO THOSE KO'D JUGGS!!! Bell in stupor, lips parting moist, arms outstretched - she's just lying there, SOAKING IT UP! Heigl wild, leaning into the work - blonde curls in her mouth, strewn across her face, matted damp to her breasts - great washerwoman scrubbing rights smash across flattened jug, shaking the unconscious woman beneath. Quick-witted sound-tech in the booth cues up "Woo Hoo" by Blur, nicely matching Heigl's mood. A savage, flabby pounding - breasts like great mounds of springy pizza dough just getting CLOBBERED! Two-three rights, then Heigl braces with her right hand on ribcage to plunge away repeat lefts, picking the elbow up and pummeling down/across with the punching motion. Back and forth, back and forth - face red with effort - crazed smile of exultation taking over as Heigl gives in to jug lust. Poor Cat helpless to prevent, head listing to her right, lips unconsciously parting with the pounding - oblivious now, but she'll see the tape of this for the rest of her life.

FINALLY, Charlize Theron herself pulls Heigl off, hugging and soothing Katherine, walking her away: CT wanting Cat punished, but not wanting Heigl to soak up every last scrap for herself - SOME of those punches belong to Charlize after all. Bell groaning in RUINS: yet another tawdry low set for sportswomanship in the FCBA