Posted by Simguy on 9/26/2003, 4:54 pm.

Before: Barberie calling in the services of Jessica Alba as chief sparring partner and NSE-beating consultant—wealth of experience in Jillian’s corner along with what many believe might be exactly the right style to harm up-and-coming Cuoco. “I don’t want o be trading punches with a kid half my age in the 10th round,” grins Barberie, “I’ll be looking to hurt her early. I don’t want Kaley coming out for the second round.” Cuoco coming of a career-best performance against Kiana Tom, needs that back-to-back consistency to prove she’s ready to move up, Barberie in black halter bikini top, loop connection, snug peach trunks—Cuoco in pink spaghetti strap sports top, black boy cut trunks, pinl stripe at the sides.

During R1: Cuoco out with tapping tennis footwork, not a lot of leg movement, just heel-and-toe pretty to the left, stabbing out a series of spitting jabs as she marks Barberie’s brow in the opening second. Jillian stepping forward in a crouch, right hand loaded at her shoulder—no secret she wants to lean in and catch Kaley on the chin with a haymaker. Cuoco circling, fading Jillian, making the older blonde miss—Kaley runs out of ring, leaning into the ropes, hands up high. Barberie with a lunging right to the pit of the stomach comes up out of the crouch to turn on a left and gets BEATEN TO THE HOOK! BARBIE GIES DOWN! Kaley grinning as she struts to the neutral corner—Barberie countered perfectly a crisp, tight hook on the chops—big head snap, staggering backpedal and Jillian’s laid out on her back for 8. ON COMES KALEY! Cuoco hopping forward, sells it inside, then takes a half step out, nailing Jillian’s chin that crisp, quick hook as Barbs droops forward. Jillian glassy eyed, lolling back into the ropes, hands disorganized around her face and chest—Kaley’s just darting in and out, fitting sharp right hands body and head, getting the hook as she leans away—beautiful slashing stuff from the nkid. End of second minute—Kaley slashes in a chopping right on the side if the head, stiffening Jillian—Cuoco shifting weight to her right leg, snaps the hook off the face aned DROPS JILLIAN TO ALL FOURS! Barberie all a-swoon—Kaley dancing to the neutral corner, putting her hands behind her head and grinding her hips in celebration as Jillian struggles off the canvas. ON COMES CUOCO! Kaley smiling ear to ear, so light and precise on her feet—edging in, getting off, stepping to the side—Barberie slumping hurt in the ropes, shipping leather, Thumping barrage to the gut as Barberie tilting forward—Kaley rips up into the jug, turns over lefts and rights against the sleepy face—Barbs just staring into punishment, helpless to stop it now and JILLIAN GOES DOWN! Jillian puddle on her face, mouth wet against the canvas—it’s SO over! KO1 Kaley Cuoco.

After: Kaley strutting hands high, shouting out “YES!”, eyes alight with conquest—she hammers a brawling blonde out could before Jillian could clear her holsters. Alba hands on hops ringside, shaking her head—not exactly what she worked on with Barberie in the gym. BLONDE! magazine building some heat for Cuoco, labeling her the “Bantamweight Jennifer Garner”. Same magazine once out Faith Hill on the cover in a cavewoman bikini and branded her the “Next Raquel Welch”.

Reposted by Archer 2/23/10.