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27 June 2003 Catherine Zeta-Jones vs Jewel Kilcher

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 6 months ago

 

 

 

Posted by simguy 6-28-03

 

Thanks to Ginny for this repost


Before: Jones looking over Jewel like a delicious desert tray - Kilcher's everything CZJ wants in an opponent. "My fans love to see me in with curvy blondes," says Catherine, "and this fight is for my fans. Kilcher's not in my class, I won't get recognition for beating her, but I wouldn't get recognition for beating Jennifer Garner either. I fight for the legions of Zeta Jones fans out there and not for the so-called boxing press." Slimmed down Jewel looking forward to settling in at lightweight, not daunted at all by her opponent's big name rep and penchant for trunk-punching. "You know, Catherine usually goes low only after she has a girl hurt," observes Jewel. "You want to keep Jones off your trunks? Keep her on the defensive. I'm going to take the fight to her and take care of her before my trunks become an issue." CZJ in red bikini - smokey grey/blue bikini Jewel, little ring connections between cups, at the hip.


Rd 1: Jewel strong to midring, tight defense, hands up at her temples, elbows in - she's snuggling in close, but not working - Zeta J takes advantagae. Jones with the right at her cheek, left shoulder in Jewel's chest, playing a little bump-and-shoot with blonde early. Swatting hooks across the belly, cuffing hooks on the cheek, little step around moves - Jones just getting her touches, staying close, letting Jewel fall into punches. Catherine nudging up her left shoulder, then stuffing home the right hand to body, bringing the hook quick on the ear - brisk stuff from brunette, just snatching at Jewel, controlling her. Kilcher forward throughout, getting scuffed and touched, not moving her hands - she's unhurt, but gives up a shutout by default. LATE LOW BLOW! Jones can't help herself - she dips and digs a hook to smokey trunks well after the bell - cramping Jewel up and putting a hurt expression of outrage on that pretty face. Jones sashaying to her corner - referee escorting her and reading her the riot act.


Rd 2: Jewel bulling into Jones at the outset, bodying up and packing the right hand firm and flat to brunette gut. Jewel dipping her left shoulder, thumping the left in on the waist, dipping her right shoulder and SHOVING THE RIGHT HAND LOW! LEFT HAND LOW! Jewel leaning in, crowding up on Jones and burying her punches into Jones' vitals - brunette giving ground with a groan, butt in the ropes as Jewel stays on her. Kilcher's got her payback, she's ear to ear with Jones, getting brawny. Jewel using the heels of her gloves to lift Jones chest up, then stuffing home the leather downstairs. Jones grimacing, trying to reach around Jewel's waist, but blonde's not having it - Kilcher writhing to keep her arms inside Catherine's, wriggling for punching room, then cramming 'em in. JONES TAKES A KNEE! Catherine ashen faced, goes down to relieve pressure - she's up at 8 and Jewel walks back on in to continue. Great bashing beat down - Jewel with a nice way of caressing Catherine around the ears and neck with her hands to stabilize her, then thumping away downstairs. Right hand thick in the ribs, right hand thick in the ribs, gentle shove, left hand in under the breast - Jewel just stacking Jones up and breaking her down. Jones wilting, staggering to her right along the ropes - Jewel stepping with and pounding away. More doubled up rights, more gouging, digging hooks - Jones all crumpled forward, blubbering and snivelling in hurt as Kilcher takes what she wants and JONES GOES DOWN! Tears free-flowing down Jones' beautiful face - she's shuddering on pale haunches, hugging a ruined ribcage and IT'S OVER! Good Lord - KO2 Jewel Kilcher!


After: Jewel smiling sweetly as she is mobbed by Krusher lapdogs and associates - Kilcher going at the CZJ gut and using up every last drop of brunette - just a muscular, bullying performance by a surprising blonde puncher. Jones a sobbing ruin in her corner, unable to accept the collapse and a strutting Jewel Kilcher's not done. Placid smile Jewel as she muscles into the Zeta Jones corner, yanks Catherine to her feet and pulls a tshirt over the brunette's head like she's dressing a two year old. Pale blue - white letters - front reads "KO'D BY JEWEL", back reads "I'M JEWEL'S BITCH!" - weepy walk of shame as Jones shuffles along in this ridiculous get up. At the end, Jewel hands on Jones' hips leans in, says, "keep the shirt," before slapping CZJ on the rump and sending her on her way. "She went at my body," Jewel later tells BLONDE! magazine, "I went at hers. Mine's better."

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