Brooklyn Decker vs Chrissy Teigen
(Lioness Club of America vs FCBA Independent)
(56-21, 43 KO vs 1-7, 1 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Following a proper upset defeat to Samantha Hoopes in JMDD rules back in June Brooklyn Decker has re-evaluated her goals and picked a lesser opponent to kickstart her ho-hum 2021 campaign. Chrissy Teigen is an old foe who challenged Decker on her FCBA debut back in 2016 so this is a curious rematch given how the brunette's own career struggled to take off since then. Teigen has only won one out of eight bouts which some experts believe is downright criminal given her status out of the ring. However reputation counts for nothing when these models put their gloves on and LCA coach Claudia Schiffer has the nerve to call Chrissy a "hot mess" during the pre-fight interview with BLONDE! Magazine.

Brooklyn Decker wears a turquoise & black bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Crissy Teigen wears a blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Both women are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division.

Round 1:
Chrissy shows up in feisty action and outworks the blonde during the initial tangle however she's unable to land that big punch and is fortunate that Brooklyn doesn't seem so keen to offer much slugging response which allows the brunette to settle in with her jabbing efforts. It's almost like Brooklyn taunts her opponent into an aggressive squeeze which is a double-edged sword and Teigen makes the most of her run applying steady pressure up the middle. She doesn't hurt the Ohio native outright but sends her into a circling retreat on the sand before blasting a quick hook on the mouth that finally catches the blonde's attention. Decker tries to rally back into action but Chrissy keeps her composure in mid-distance and lands more crisp punches into the fellow model's face to control the action down the stretch.

Round 2:
Brooklyn gets down to business and makes sure Chrissy doesn't look so comfortable anymore; she drills the brunette's midsection and squares up to lock the fellow model down in the proverbial phone booth before sending more harpoons on the exposed midriff. Ugh! Teigen struggles to embrace this attack and wobbles to her heels which only further enhances Decker's charge thereafter. The former champion slaps more cruel blows downstairs and reels Chrissy onto the ropes where she just hauls in more unanswered wrath making Teigen look thoroughly outclassed during the second minute. The older model manages to clinch the Ohio native but that only earns her a short respite as Brooklyn shakes her off with ease and lands a nasty double combo on the chin that splits the high-guard in the process. Teigen slumps into spasms and has to bail out into earmuff cover as Decker whacks her on the exposed midsection instead.

Round 3:
More powerful harpoons soften Teigen to the body early in the third and she becomes stuck in the sand before a brutal uppercut nails her on the jaw and destroys the high guard on the spot. Another quick swing from Decker and she SMOKES the hapless rival on the chin SENDING CHRISSY FLAT DOWN ON THE SAND!!! Ugh! That was a might shot right there and the brunette simply descends into a vertigo demise making no genuine effort to rise again! KO3 Brooklyn Decker in bulldozing fashion!!!

AFTER: One has to wonder if Brooklyn didn't break more sweat during the weekly sparring session leading up to this fight as she completely blew the doors off Chrissy Teigen. She realizes how straight-forward this victory is and refuses to rub further insult into the fallen brunette's misery: "She's not worth it! Kinda gives the welters a bad name overall!" Sadly the Sports Illustrated icon is not wrong and it's anyone's guess where Teigen goes from here. The only way is down?

Official Result: Brooklyn Decker def. Chrissy Teigen KO3.