BEFORE: Security on hand to prevent these two from coming to grips - Jessica relentless in her taunting provocations of Kaley in prefight. "This is gonna be fun," Biel chirps. "If Kaley thinks fighting on sand is going to level the playing field, she's even dumber than she looks and sounds! I'm ALL ABOUT the beach - I'm always looking for the opportunity to kick a little butt under the sun, so this is just perfect for me. Poor Kaley: harder she tries to shake me, the harder she gets beat. I love it!" Cuoco trying to be her old upbeat self, but struggling to manage her Biel-hate. "I still believe that I am the primary Biel-buster," Kaley confirms. "I've broken her before, and I'll do it again, and that starts here and now. When I'm done, the relationship between me and Jess is going to be COMPLETELY redefined. And she's not going to like my terms!"

Jessica in electric blue Stealth bikini; white gloves; blonde shoulder length hair. Kaley in black bikini; black gloves; ponytail and bangs. Not the usual small-scale beach venue - this is actually an AVP multi-tier outdoor beach arena in South California, seating a few thousand screaming fight fans. Ring stanchions set up directly on sand. Behind each corner one of those outdoor beach showers is set up so girls can stay wet and cool throughout the bout.

During R1: Flurry - then Kaley's got her left arm in under Jessica's right, controlling the clinch. Right hands from Kaley - short, snug, pumping - find Jessi's ribcage...then Kaley's jerking Biel off balance, twisting and turning her around. Jess stumbling, getting bossed around - middle minute especially bad as Kaley fits in VERY tuff right hands to belly and chin in tight, buckling Biel's knees. Ref issuing breaks when Jess can tie Kaley up, but Cuoco staying aggressively - quickly back in on Jessica, crowding her tummy to tummy. Rough first for Jess has her looking concerned: Kaley's feet swishing in sand as she stomps back to her corner, lips pressed tight in concentration.

R2: Flurry of punches, then Kaley's snuggled back inside - once again using the left shoulder in Jessi's chest for control; right hand to body and head in close. Biel cranky - squirming to tie Kaley up or shove her off...girls stumbling about in sand as they push, pull, punch. All Kaley till late: ref's break pushes girls apart and Biel jumps in quick, startling Kaley a swift right hand. Cuoco wobbling on her hips, forming up earmuff: Jess whacks away on tanned abs both hands, beating Kaley stiff by the bell. Biel brightens: she's hurt Kaley, stolen the second with late power. Girls shower off during the break, making sure they're both wet n' wild for the third.

R3: Kaley continuing to try to crowd in: Jessica fighting to deny this now. Leads to pleasing bump-n'-slug - both girls using the left shoulder to nudge the other, then tidying up with brisk, swiping combinations. Both girls well-licked in classy exchanges - each covering up, ducking down as the other's swatting away. Final minute: Kaley doubles up a tight hook off her right leg, clipping away to Biel's chin: JESSICA'S WOBBLY BUTT! Biel hurt again - she staggers away forlorn. Kaley hopping after, attacking from behind Jessica's left shoulder - hooking round to get left hands against Jessica's face. Biel struck awkwardly, stumbling into ropes: Kaley pours in, reaching under Jessica's arms to chest-up before working her body. Biel crying out at the bell when Kaley doesn't stop punching: Cuoco in there pumpin', teeth bared until ref pulls her off. Jess: hugging her body, glaring how-could-you eyes at Kaley: Cuoco just swishing back to her corner for a quick shower-refresh.

R4: Kaley pouring in on Jessica: Biel just can't get separation. Cuoco pressing her body against Jessi's, walking her back in the grasp, bodying her to ropes. Job of work to wriggle arms in under Jessica's arms, writhing to push Jessi upright, then the work begins downstairs. Abs, ribs, tits - Kaley punishing Biel up the middle, digging and plugging at her. As Jess wears down - Kaley allows her to slump forward, the better to get at Biel's flanks: Cuoco dipping side to side, fitting in cruel shots behind the elbows. Comprehensive body beating a rare treat for Biel-haters: this just doesn't happen to her all that often. Cuoco bell to bell, stuffin' and a-pumpin', getting Biel hurt and weepy through 4.

R5: Worst round of Jessica Biel's career? Maybe. Kaley swishes across sand to bring battle, wriggling her arms in under Jessica's and bodying her right back into the Biel corner. Beating ensues - at first short, shoving, swiping stuff and Kaley's crowding close, working to keep her arms in under Jessica's. As Biel breaks down, Kaley opens up the playbook - allowing Jess to slump forward, the better to work her flanks. When Jessi slumps TOO far forward, Kaley heartlessly thumps punches across the lower back, sending tremors down Jessica's legs. Biel snivelling, whimpering, falling apart as Kaley bulls her upright to restart the punishment. Kaley strong on Jess, tireless - curvy blonde thighs and glutes straining to keep Jess pinned down at ropes. Biel broken - crying out from right hands dug deep to her body, ribs, tits - Kaley's actually embracing Jess to keep her from going down! Down the stretch, Kaley's finally going to Jessica's head - picking her up right uppercuts, cleaning up hooks to leave Jessica slumped ropeside at bell. Jess a dazed, sunkissed wreck, staring in hate at Kaley's buns as Cuoco swishes her way across sand to her corner.

R6: Jessica mouthbreathing, haggard - showers aren't reviving her during the breaks: she's shabby with hurt. ON COMES KALEY! Cuoco much the fresher, enjoying her best, most sustained pressure against Jess ever, and she keeps it up. Biel crying out when Kaley reaches arms in to chest up: Cuoco walks Biel to ropes, beats her without mercy. More body work loosens Jess, folds her forward butt-in-ropes: Kaley bouncing cruel right hands off the left hip/flank, then dipping left to work the other flank. Jessica numb with punishment - drooping, wilting...finally, she sinks to all fours in the sand, panting and sobbing. IT'S OVER! Jess all used up, can't beat the count - huge KO6 Kaley Cuoco!

After: Sunworshipping crowd roaring - Kaley prancing, beaming: it's one of the worst, most one-sided beatings of Jessica Biel's career. AND IT'S NOT OVER! Jess whimpering from her hurts, removing her gloves...Kaley quickly upon her, clutching at her, walking her to the Biel corner. Kaley shoving snivellin' Jess chest-first to turnbuckles, barking "Stay!" Kaley quickly out through the ropes to bring the shower apparatus over, turning it on to sheet down on Jess. Biel turning her face to the stream, eyes closed, mouth working: Kaley slips back into the ring, pushing Jess back snug to turnbuckles again; reaching to grab Jessica's strong left leg, propping it in the ropes. "This is for working me over after knocking me out!" Kaley bleats, making sure she justifies everything to follow.

SAVAGE kidney beating - a slaughter of buttock and lower back as Jessica's brawny arms clutch at turnbuckle, her agonized face pinched as she screams into the crowd. Kaley going at Jess bare-knuckle: punches sounding out with wet PIK! PAK! PEK! noises, beating at the meat of Jessi's glutes, her tight lower back. Water beating down on the girls as Kaley works, forcing her to splutter and occasionally wipe her face.

Finally, it's done. Kaley breathless, patting Jessica's flank in above her right hip, then walking away. Poor Jess left paralyzed, clutching her corner with her left leg still propped in ropes as water splashes down upon her, obscuring her tears.