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27 June 2010 Elisabeth Harnois vs Lindsay Lohan

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 6/27/2010, 11:15 am

BEFORE: Lilo slapping Beth during photoshoot; trading punches with Sarah Carter and Hayden P; standing at a safe distance to scream at Rachel McAdams - Lindsay definitely no fan of Team Foxfire in prefight. "I will crush Beth Harnois," says the former flyweight champ, coming off a heartbreaking stoppage loss to hated Nina Dobrev. "I can't even believe she's in this fight - I'm LINDSAY LOHAN! I take what I want, do what I want, and who the hell is she? Lindsay's Lohan's bytch - that's who!" Beth suddenly in the spotlight - shocking stoppage of Nina Dobrev has Harnois in position to sweep the triangle...although she knows she's the underdog coming in. "Lindsay's had her problems this year," Beth admits in prefight, "but she showed against Accola that she's still a vicious hitter when she's on. The thing that's different about her now than in her glory days is that she's a little brittle - definitely not taking the shot she used to. I'm no banger, but I have to commit to Lindsay's chin: if I don't hurt her, she's probably going to steamroll me - so I've got to be brave in this one!" Beth in leopard print bikini top with black strings; black felt cheerleader spanky bottoms; small black gloves; ponytail with single coiled ringlets curling at either temple/cheek. Lindsay in her purple/mauve swirly print bikini; small black gloves; long blonde locks swept back into brawler's bun. Nina D refereeing: polo collar, short-sleeved ref's shirt over black cheerleader spanky bottoms; black shoes/white socks rolled down.

During R1: Lohan swinging lusty - teeth bared, jugs a-sloshin' in their cups as she hurtles forward: grazing contact enough to spook-and-rout Beth in early going. Lilo settles down into stalking mode - stepping in to pump-poke jabs body/head on Beth: Harnois hands up, blocking shots, sidestepping Linds, trying to make Lilo move feet. Beth recoiling from all Lohan right hands: Lindsay pouring 'em in off the jab, but falling short as bendy Beth leans away. Harnois circling, issuing scrubbing flurries to Lindsay's breasts whenever Lohan's looking to crowd: Beth doing a nice job of shoe-shining puppies and scampering away. Lilo the aggressor, clearly bossing Beth around for points: Harnois plucky, avoids giving up the home run early.

R2: Beth changing tack - tumbling in on Lohan with rangy straight lefts and rights - driving Lilo back into ropes in confusion. No real damage - Linds regroups, goes over to the offensive...Beth scampering to her left, playing cat and mouse. Another fluttering rush from Beth drives Lilo back - Harnois slapping out her fists as she hustles forward, then disengaging once Lilo's organized. Lindsay scowling - stalking forward behind her jab: Bendy-Beth slips in under it (Lilo's left hand out over Beth's left shoulder) - leans forward while dragging her left hand onto Lindsay's teeth: Lohan startled, munching mitt and stumbling backward. Beth loping forward, bending low to loop a rubbery right over top - smashing onto Lilo's left eye, driving her ropeside with a whining cry. Linds crossing wrists at her breasts: Beth upon her with wide, cuffing hooks slapping cheek/straight, drifting rights spanking face! Lilo sputtering...Beth in wide stance, tight buns ringing as she licks away lefts and rights in tandem...Lindsay loosens - jugs go on sale and BETH WHACKS RACK! Harnois' eyes like little blue saucers as she lets hands go in slappy shoeshine to Lohan's mouthwatering hooters...Lilo sobbing, sagging into ropes, trying to recross her wrists at her front and NINA STEPS IN! Dobrev hugging Lilo to safety while driving a protective right knee inside Lindsay's slender right thigh - that's TKO2 Beth Harnois!

After: Harnois stunned as Dobrev and Lohan descend into mindless brawling that sees them collapse to canvas in squirming embrace...in days to follow Lilo will accuse Neens of deliberately stopping the bout just to humiliate her. Regardless - Beth Harnois emerges as the class of this lanky-bodied triangle. "I just wanted to be competitive," Harnois gushes, wiping a tear of joy off her cheek. "To stop Neens and Lilo back to back...I could never have predicted that - not in a million years. They're both so good at what they do...but I guess I am too!" BLONDE! Magazine speculating on a potential bendy-backed controversy at Foxfire now that Beth is suddenly encroaching on Sarah Carter's territory with opponents like Dobs and Lilo.