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27 March 2004 Jennifer Garner Vs Jessica Biel

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(UNIFIED LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE)

(Originally posted by Simguy on 3/27/2004, 9:02 am).

Before: Garner contemplative in prefight—reflecting upon the evolution of the lightweight division under her ascension. “To me, Bell and Theron were the last great fighters of the 20th Century—good looking girls, good technique, but essentially no different than the average woman in the street. Look at the division now—Jenny O’Dell, Jessica Biel, me, Krista Allen—we’re legitimate athletes. We could win fitness pageants—we could field a pretty good beach volleyball team, run a damn good 4x100—you name it. To me Biel/Garner shows just how far this sport has come—the days of the pretty pinup girl are long gone.” Undeniable physical credentials for both women—Biel’s long been admired for her potential, but Jessica feels the pressure to produce. “I feel like, I’ve fought for my place in the division, I’ve gotten good rounds under my belt and it’s time for me to take the next step. Jennifer Garner’s just another girl—two arms, two legs. I’m definitely in her class and I just have to step up and prove it.” Garner in neon blue bra style surfer chick bikini, Biel in red bikini.

During R1: Rangy ring generalship, both girls using the ring, smoking stick, probing and testing one another. Garner the boss, doubling up her rigid jab, slanting it into Biel’s chest, bouncing it off the face—Jessica reacting more, trying to time Jennifer, being a little too selective.

R2: Better round for Biel—now SHE’S doubling the jab, scooting left, as she reaches into Jen’s midsection, spreading the champ out. Garner defensive in the first two minutes, hanging back, batting at Biel’s left, swiveling and parrying as Jessica looks to turn either Garner flank. Final moments, Biel laying the jab out, not snapping it back—Jenny drops a quick right hand to cheek to get the ball rolling. Jessica trying to regain her balance—Garner pouncing with a ripping hook to solar plexus, slapping hook on the chops, little left backhand brush and CLAPPING right hand hard upseide the head—Biel splutters hurt to the ropes, Garner with a slicing flurry as Jessica covers up at the bell—champs steals the last 30 seconds and the round.

R3: Garner’s got her respect, now she goes about breaking Biel down. Jessica lumping up under the heartless Garner jab—Jennifer stabbing it to chest, shoulders, forehead—circling, keeping the pressure on. Biel blocking well, stepping out to regroup, but she’s not letting her hands go—Garner looking more and more the boss as the minutes go by.

R4: First two minutes very competitive. Both girls classy off the jab, snatchig quick left uppercuts or hooks, then immediately dropping short right hands up the middle. Both working without remorse to one another’s toned tummies—ravenous hooks, short chopping right hands. Good head movement and superior footwork—it’s high quality stuff, Down the stretch, Garner separates herself with a determined effort up the middle. Biel parrying lefts and rights as she’s forced to the ropes—Jennifer capitalizes with a vicious hook in the waist to bring a sob of pain from Jessica’s lips. Biel oozing forward to clinch—Jennifer nice and compact, dipping, ripping with her left uppercut to the body, cringing JB at the bell.

R5: Another good around of competitive boxing, and once again, Jennifer just that much better. Biel proving she can move with Garner, jab with Garner and punch with her, but the champ’s consistency apparent as form never varies—she’s doing the better body work, steadily moving Biel around the ring, Ugly mouse rising under Jessica’s left eye—she’s a discouraged beauty as Jennifer Garner takes her fifth straight stanza.

R6: Classic Jennifer G—Garner up tempoing an already fast paced fight, pumping the jab, pivoting sharply to the left, putting jagged, straight combinations together as Biel starts to unravel. Garner electrifying as she gets off sizzling combos up top—Biel covers, leaving tummy and ribs vulnerable to Jennifer’s paralyzing hook. Jessica groaning, falling in to clinch—Garner muscular as she bumps her way free and digs to the body, maintaining the pressure. Down the stretch, Biel slouched forward, covered up, sliding to her right along the ropes—Garner locates her with the jab, slams a vicious straight right into the guard, hangs around to mop up that jerking left uppercut off the front foot and BIEL GOES DOWN! Jess to her right knee, then floundered to her backside—Garner panther-walking to the neutral corner, rolling her head side to side, all business.

R7: Wow—resilient Jessica B. Hurt, beat up and dropped last round, she comes out classy, getting the crowd on her side with gutsy, never-say-die seventh. Biel rangy to her left, raching jabs to the body, snap-hooking jaw and pivoting away from trouble—time and again Garner’s late with her punches. Jenny getting tagged, but showing no ill effects—she began the round CLEARLY expecting to mop—just wasn’t mentally prepared to see this much Biel still left.

R8: Biel outjabbing Garner midring, steering the champ around—when girls try right hands, Jessica wins the races, ducking down smart on follow through, then swivel-pivoting sharply left. Garner looking frustrated, pressing—she’s just getting beaten to punches by the narrowest of margins, then unable to find Biel as Jess lands and moves. Biel sliding back, luring Garner forward—Jessica starts getting that sleek right hand off her shoulder to Jenny’s mouth, turning cute into a hook on the jaw, following through into defensively-sound closed stance that Garner can’t penetrate. In and out, Biel dressing up Garner’s face—Jenny rushing in, getting caught. Girls trade hooks, Biel hangs in, twists and gets a jagged little left uppercut on the point of the chin—THERE GOES GARNER! Jenny stumbling back, eyes forlorn, hits the ropes—Biel hopping-in with and JESSICA UNLEASHES! Luscious, lanky flurry—tucking lefts in protective arms, slicing, compact lefts and rights on the ear, tidy uppercuts between the mitts—good distribution of tapping punches mixed with serious leather, impossible to predict what Jessica will take next. Poor Garner windblown, sliding to her left until she hits turnbuckle and THE REF STEPS IN! Good lord—ref waves this off and cradles a defenceless Jennifer Garner—it’s TKO8 for the winner and NEW lightweight champ—Jessica Biel!

After: Garner coming around, can’t stop the tears—she wins 6 straight rounds, she’s cruise control, putting the finishing touches on her girl, when Biel suddenly comes alive and steals this flight life a thief in the night. Pandemonium in the Tech corner—they’ve kicked the pegs out from under the HISC empire, they’ve beaten the consensus best pound-for-pound girl in the business and Jessica Biel has finally arrived.