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27 March 2020 Tasya Teles vs Kaley Cuoco

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OFFICIAL FCBA "MARCH MADNESS" PPV

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on Mar 27, 2020 at 4:30pm

TASYA TELES (34 y/o, 5 ft 9, W: 2, L: 0 ) vs KALEY CUOCO (34 y/o, 5 ft 6, W: 73, L: 49)

Results: Lookout!, Writing: Bonzo

Before: Tasya Teles starting to hit her stride at lightweight, newly signed by Bonzo‘s Gym in 2020 – she will face her first managed fighter in former champion Kaley Cuoco this PPV. Kaley‘s long been a paragon fighter for shorter, plucky, athletic girls at the weight – a group now distinctively under threat after the arrival of leggy, lanky models like Kendall Jenner and Adriana Lima. Teles proved she could take hard-hitting damage from a muscular Paula Patton last month, and possesses plenty of explosive power herself, scoring a well-noticed upset knockout over the Righetti slayer of yore. Kaley herself is a multi-time champion – she‘s been a staple in the lightsweights‘ title picture right until 2014, but has struggled ever since.

“Kaley‘s a lightweight legend, no doubt,“ Tasya affirms pre-fight. “But we‘re starting to think she might be a little outmatched in the current environment – she‘s at a natural disadvantage, entering every fight giving up height n‘ reach. She‘s not as naturally athletic like a Jessica Biel – she‘s got to put in more n‘ more work to stay competitive. I know I‘m not remotely favored to win this fight – but I‘m liking the sort of damage a well-placed, tight jab game can do to Kaley. Let‘s see whether she likes it, too.“

Kaley‘s stats have changed for the worse – she‘s 3-8 for the last few years, including losses to Strahovski and Peregrym, girls she used to be really competitive against. What does she think of Tasya‘s confident challenge?

“Well, they all say that, don‘t they?“, Kaley grins. “I‘ve got nothin‘ but respect for the athletic regime at Bonzo‘s Gym – but please, there‘s experience, too. You know, I‘ve been doing this thing for a while, right? No doubt the girl can punch – but my sleek hooks, my tempo surges, the little shocks I can dish out from nowhere – no, no, this is surely going to be a pretty rude wake-up call for Miss Teles. The first loss stings the hardest, right? She‘s about to find out – and she will never be the same after I‘ve introduced her to the concept of hurt!“

Fight night attire: Kaley‘s clad in light-blue boy-leg pants, wearing a glittery white bra, black boots, her blonde hair loose n‘ curly – Tasya‘s in tight, black cut-off boxing trunks, a black cross strap bra, golden boots, her brunette hair in two braids down her shoulders.

Fight:R1: Teles attempting to dictate the action via rangy jabs, hopping from her tall stance, pumping stiff, mid-range jabs to Kaley‘s rack, then stepping smoothly around blonde‘s right flank. Cuoco staying tightly configured, bendy n‘ mobile – she‘s sweeping back short, mean hooks via a fast, crispy delivery, licking them punches to an attacking Taysa‘s stomach/ribs. Action moving fast all over canvas – girls rip up punches, lean in and out fast. Tasya trying to pick up a steady ryhthm, jabbing stiff up high to Kaley‘s eyebrows/cheeks – Cuoco switching positions as a response, bouncing out and away, trying to pounce back in from short side angles, using slap-bang hooks to Tasya‘s waist/ribs. Mid-round: a signature lunge attack from Kaley – explosive jolt from bob, brushing Teles‘ forehead with a hard stroke, then burying a hefty lil‘ right hand into Tasya‘s trembling paunch, bunching her girl up hurt on the spot. Kaley starting to lure Tasya‘s jab forward strongly, trying to anticipate, sneak in short, hard check hooks from her lap when Teles duly closes range.

Final minute – Tasya‘s tall jab reigning supreme now. Tall brunette stepping smoothly around that pumping lefty, jabbing stiff n‘ hard to Kaley‘s boobs/ribs – Cuoco staying more in that bob n‘ weave, rolling her torso/shoulders, fighting small, mobile, not hurt but kept in check.

R2: Cuoco upping the tempo, forcing her style/work on Tasya‘s jab game – Kaley‘s POUNCING on her brunette, using lil‘ jolts n‘ leaps, leading with her hard, pulsating right hand to create danger. Teles forced into defense, trying to stay ahead of things, pushing back via the long, tall left hand, stretching it out to spread out Kaley, constantly forced to re-position, hop-hop – Kaley‘s alert face pretty, concentrated as she‘s swooshing her head low from those short, stomping jabs off Tasya‘s shoulder. Whizzing whirlwind of activity‘s got Tasya stirred, circling out more throughout first minute – she‘s starting to groan, lay her head back in pain from Cuoco‘s thumpin lunge hooks into her belly/liver. Kaley consolidating in mid-round action – she‘s dictating, taking canvas, leaning low to put hurt into Teles‘ breadbasket. Lean, mean jab/left hand sails past Kaley‘s slumping, ducking shoulder – a short, driving left taps to Tasya‘s neck, and a hard-whack righty thumps to her tits, brings a stutter into Teles‘s athletic legs! Cuoco patient, smiling, circling away – she‘s walking her brunette foe into hurt just like she told her she would!

Down the stretch: Teles tall, leaning head past rope as Kaley‘s mining, digging into her paunch – she‘s going HUP-HUP to Tasya‘s ribs/tits, nicely pinking up her tummy meat. Bell: Cuoco upbeat, bumping fists with her coach inside corner – looks of concern across the ring as Tasya‘s taking deep heaves, unable to find answers to Kaley‘s tempo surges yet.

R3: Girls fighting for control, dominance: lunges, surges from Kaley – she‘s hop-boppin‘, leaping into shots, leaning past and beneath brunette counters, plopping home her shots to ribs/tits. Tasya slowly getting used to Cuoco‘s tempo/activity, rumbling into stiffer, faster jab machine herself – she‘s taking leftward pivots while issuing STIFF, poking jabs off her left shoulder, really bringing power, precision behind these lil‘ hammering shots. Kaley‘s alert, trying to stalk her foe a-bobbin‘, a-rollin‘, trying to use sneak attacks. Tasya‘s legs stepping smoothly to left, right, back – she‘s creating gaps, distances. A minute in: wide-legged stance, Tasya, checking range via hefty power of her jabs, stepping to her right, sliding across the canvas. Kaley bites, lunges into a swooping attack – she misses as Teles lopes out to right/back, scrubbing a badass double counter to Kaley‘s tits/face, tap-tap! Cuoco‘s outta balance, slugged onto her heels: short pumps from Tasya‘s left rock into her gut, sending shivers down toned blonde – short jolt right spills to blonde‘s face in shock!

Mid-round: Teles starting to take fire to Kaley‘s pretty features, dicating things via her long, rangy work – Cuoco‘s face taking scrubs, head knocking back from stiff, poking shots. Tempo, aggression gone from blonde legs – she‘s shut out in spots here. Final minute: vicious trade as Kaley commits, stomps back lower body shots against Tasya‘s tall jabs – Kaley‘s able to bury a hard, stooping lefty in Tasya‘s paunch, then gets BELTED a hammering counter righty that splits her mitts, cracks thru to mouthpiece/upper jaw! Kaley glassy-eyed, wobbly-butt, wandering away hurt n‘ confused – Tasya‘s eyes widen in lust, putting rangy shellack on Cuoco‘s smaller frame! Long limbs lashing, punishing her blonde – just at bell, a long, rangy left hand CRACKS upward to Kaley‘s skull, and a short, stomping uppercut sails into proud blonde rack, sitting Cuoco all flailing, weak into the cables! A hard look deep down into blonde‘s eyes – Tasya‘s searching for quit!

R4: Early surges from Kaley walk into stiff, hardening poke again – Tasya shuffling her hips, switching positions hop-hop, spearing the tall, lefty jab to Cuoco‘s skull/eyes, trying to establish control. Kaley‘s head twitches fast left/right, hoping to avoid contact shots, get closer, grind up on her foe – early moment sees her stepping low n‘ close, SLANTING a rib-bustin‘ right hand upside Tasya‘s hip-bone that‘s got the tall brunette groaning, closing eyes in moment of hurt. Tasya sliding ropeside, tapping rangy left/right crosses to Kaley‘s shoulders/tits, stirring her girl into more distant positions – but the shorter, muscular Kaley‘s crowding her, trying to fight off her chest. Cuoco spending time on Tas at the ropes now – her face‘s leaning into brunette‘s chest, hands grabbin‘, and maulin‘ for better leverage...short rights SPIT out for jawline, lower body shots rummaging Tasya‘s gut/waist. Tasya grumpy, eyes frowning, getting used up a bit – she‘s taking the action from turnbuckle to turnbuckle, trying to steer her foe into more of a distance via shoulder-rolls, hefty taps upside Kaley‘s neck/collar-bone. Kaley taking Tas to the body – starts tying up, too, pressing meat against ropes, wresting on top via thick thighs/hips to good effect.

Second minute winding down – girls in mid-ring exchanges, landing hup-hup hooks to opposing ribcage/flank, slugging it out in athletic fashion, leaning forward aggressively. Short sudden BRUSH up Tasya‘s jawline, Kaley‘s right hand! Short, jolting shot beats Tasya‘s reaction, STOMPS down on her hard n‘ direct – Teles is glassy-eyed, legs all turned into a stumble! And she‘s suddenly flat on her butt! Exorcizing, ruinous shot from Kaley‘s crouch turns Tasya into a loose-limbed beauty pirouetting down with a thud – her eyes betray that moist knockdown shock, as her limbs scramble around on the canvas, legs ricocheting. Kaley leaning to ropes, staring down in hard-eyed amusement at brunette plight, grins at Tasya‘s attempts to stabilize, rise again. Tasya takes a hard-earned 8 count, looking all foggy-eyed during ref‘s address – but he sends her back in!

Final minute – hard moments for Teles, butt-on-cables, eyes dimmed, takin‘, absorbin‘ plenty. Cuoco pushy on top, wrassling the guard apart, hopping to drive short rights hands to the chin, slant body shots deep to tender ribs! Bell: girls still all rubbin‘, a-scrubbin‘ – Tasya‘s fire‘s slowly re-awaking, as she‘s tapping back some brushing left uppercuts off-the-ropes, swooshing past Kaley‘s hairline/forehead.

R5: Range‘s key as girls try to establish control again – a hopping stance from Tasya as girls open, square up, jabbing strongly to blonde‘s rack. Girls bouncy, mobile, athletic, both setting a fast tempo now – Kaley trying to use her blitzing power shots, leaping into explosive shots from odd angles, attempting to walk Teles into check hooks, slanting crosses. Cuoco‘s a picture of brawny athleticism, as she‘s lungin‘ n‘ leapin‘ in n‘ out, tagging the taller Tasya‘s tits and pretty face via the hard, recoiling power of her short right hands, driving her foe back via her sturdy tempo surges, the sheer aggression of her body shots. Just a few exchanges into the round – KALEY‘S DOWN! Cuoco leans in past/under Tasya‘s jabbing left, sets a snarling lefty hook to Teles‘s heart, steps back down – EATS the short, jerky palms-down lefty hook as Tasya steps right! It‘s a short, brushing contact to her mouth/jaw – poor Kaley‘s pasted! Blonde just stumbling around a lil‘ forlorn, her legs trembling tenderly – she totters to ropes, grabs a cable, loses grip, tilts, rights up, tilts, stumbles again, sloshes down onto her butt as legs/knees flail, slump from under her brawny frame! Cuoco hitting canvas near the ropes, her eyes blinking in shock as crowd gasps n‘ shouts as Tasya stares on, hands-on-hips, from across the ring! Kaley‘s crawling onto all fours, dimly grabbing at ropes, eyes awake, fidgeting for a better grip on cables as legs just tremble, shiver – proud blonde just can‘t beat the count! Cuoco hanging in the strands during ref‘s count-out, sagging down in heartbroken fashion – that‘s a slap-bang KO5 Tasya Teles!

After: Lightweight beauties lighting each other up – just as Kaley‘s brawny, rhythmic athleticism seemed to take hold, get tall Tasya under control, Teles blitzed her with the power that stopped welter Paula Patton last month, and now she‘s still undefeated. Girls friendly, patting backs after the fight – no doubt about the devastation in Kaley‘s eyes, as Tasya takes the wild upset to build her reputation at the expense of a legendary former champ. “Kaley‘s still got it,“ Tasya nods post-fight. “She‘s always working so hard – I‘m lucky I found my punch, but that was close!“