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27 May 2005 (Title) Ch Jennifer Connelly vs Carmen Electra

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Jennifer Connelly 2.jpgCarmen Electra 03.jpg

 

UNIFIED BANTAMWEIGHT TITLE

 

Posted by simguy on 5/27/2005, 9:03 pm

 

Before: At Tractorpull prompting, Connelly compares her title credentials with those of stablemate Jessica Biel.

 

"We're two completely different fighters," Jennifer says. "Jessica is a physical specimen - an overwhelming sort of fighter. You look at the way I've gone about taming my division, it's been with technique and ring smarts. I've won every fight I've had BEFORE I even stepped in the ring: Jessica makes it up as she goes, adjusting on the fly. You'll see the difference when I take on Carmen - she's the same sort of willful, unpredictable fighter Jessica is - a real challenge to bend to my will. Every fight for me is a kind of science experiment: peeling back the layers of illusion and mystery of the other woman until I get to the truth inside, and once I have that knowledge, I'll have control."

 

Electra not really following cerebral Jen's line of thought - she's still scratching her head when she takes the dais. "So...are we gonna fight... or... Hey, all I know is, I've beaten everybody I had to, to get here and I'm not leaving without those belts. My fists, my legs - that's what this fight boils down to. Jen can plan all she wants, she still can't come up with anything to compete with my firepower."

 

Jen in hot pink push up and panties from Raquel Welch's 1967 Bedazzled - Carmen in lavender sport bikini, halter style top, faux white belt about the hips.

 

During R1: Carmen hyper-kinetic, bouncing in and out at Jen, waving the upjab off her hip, hopping to the right. Connelly stepping smart, poised, dukes up, pumping the jab to establish and JEN GETS HURT! Looping right hand over top the stick startles Connelly a smashing pop on the jaw - she soaks it up tuff, stumbles forward in earmuff. Carmen stepping back flat footed and strong - she walks Jen into slobberknocking lefts and rights, buffetting champ about the ears, sidestepping to let Connelly topple face-first into ropes. Electra pouncing viciously, holding Jen face down with a left on Jen's right tricep, sprawling the champ chest-first on the ropes and POUNDING RIGHTY TO HER BACK! Smashing brutality to kidneys and buttock - poor stunned Connelly mouth open as she fights to square herself and TAKES ANOTHER HAYMAKING RIGHT ON HER CHOPS! Head swivel Jen, mouthpiece fluttering off her teeth, tumbling to canvas several feet away and CARMEN'S ALL IN! Electra baring her teeth, heaving hateful licks off her hips, twisting her little body into sweeping left and right chin-checks - Poor Connelly soaking it all up, drooping forward, hands outstretched and CONNELLY'S DOWN! It's OVER! Shattering KO1 for the winner and NEW bantam champ - Carmen Electra.

 

After: Carmen consumed with bloodlust - she drops to her knees beside Jen's slumbering frame, leans in with the left palm pushing down on hot pink backside and SLUGS MINDLESSLY AWAY RIGHTY in above Jen's KO'd right hip! PUM! PUM! PUM! - Carmen pounding 'em in for no point whatsoever - sleeping Jen just soaking it up oblivious, her body scootching slightly on the canvas with the impacts, mouth wet against canvas - she's totally unresponsive. Ref finally picks Carm up kicking and writhing to deposit her in her corner. Savage whirlwind attack - Jen just clipped and then finished by the still-ballistic Electra - Carmen's back on top of the heap!

 

 

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