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27 Nov 2004 Jennifer Garner vs Charlize Theron (VI)

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HISC VS KIM'S KRUSHERS STABLE WAR #2

 

 

 

Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (VI) by simguy 11-27-04

 

Press conferences illustrative: Theron 100% focused on defeating Jennifer Garner; Jennifer fielding questions on a wide variety of topics - Theron barely makes the agenda. Charlize maintaining a rigidly disciplinarian camp, doing her roadwork and situps without being told. "Garner defeated me and postponed my coronation," Theron shrugs. "She has to pay for that. I'm the only one who can stand up to Jen and still dominate her - that's what I intend to do."

 

Meanwhile - Garner hogs most of the mic time as the press shouts question after question. She's kept herself out of the whole Wolf Pack thing: "That was totally Claire, Mish and Eliza, and I don't think it was premeditated. Those three are actually very nice when you get to know them, but you don't want to show weakness in front of them and I think Katie brought a lot of what happened upon herself just by being too green. Then when a bunch of girls decided to gang up on HISC - well, you can't blame them for circling the wagons."

 

On the never ending Jlo rumours: "Yeah - I hear she wants to fight me, but I never see a contract. I guess I should confront her and force it if she IS talking me up out there. You never know with this tabloid stuff - I mean, she's a proud woman and the media is really goading her into a situation where she could get herself hurt. I have to admit - part of me would love to pound her, it's only natural, but I don't want the media pulling my strings either."

 

On Theron. "You know, normally, you'd only take Charlize in a title contest - but after our last fight I don't feel she's kept pace with the rest of us. It's still a special thrill to beat her, but I EXPECT to beat her now - the suspense is really missing. It's really more a matter of what I'm going to do rather than anything she does at this point."

 

Charlize in cream bikini, brass ring connections - Jennifer in neon blue bra style bikini, hair tied back.

 

Rd 1: Both girls want to establish the jab - rangy tactical action results. Jennifer slashing in with stick to the body, double-darting to the face, rotating clockwise. Theron closed stance, slightly bent at the waist, batting out backhand interceptor jabs, changing distance with little step-outs, feinting, trying to be tall. Garner busier, more constructive - cleanest jabs of the round her sticking shots to Theron's breabasket and ribs. Charlize easing her left around Garner's shoulders - clinching early rather than letting Jenny G crank it up inside.

 

Rd 2: Charlize hanging back smart - not giving up her height - she's fading Garner's rushes, batting an illegal open hand jab and timing the brunette in first minute action. Midway through, paydirt: Garner gets stalled by stick, picked up HARD a licking right uppercut and Theron goes over to offence. Charlie big, palm-shoving Jen's shoulders aggressively, baby stepping her backward. Lead right hands pound off startled Garner face - limber hooks clout across face or jam shivering into ribs, drawing boozy little gasps of astonishment. Garner wobbly butt, battered back - Theron doing a nice job of pushing and punching to maintain room to swing. Power-punching shutout CT.

 

Rd 3: Garner shakes it off, gets after Charlize with crisp tic-tac-toe combinations. Jenn in that Miguel Cotto forward crouch, dukes up - digging hooks to ribs, chopping rights to chin, clean-up hooks to jaw - Charlize rung up and driven ropeside in early action. Crowd screaming as Theron lays back in stupor, hands at her chest, getting her drowsy face spanked side to side - Jenn grimly going about the business of lumping Charlize up. THERON SLUGS BACK! Charlize in a fog, but fighting on instinct - she scrapes a left uppercut across Jen's face, turns into a short-slung right, catching Jen with plenty of shoulder on tight follow-through, stepping forward and nailing Jen a sweeping hook as woozy Garner clatters straight back and JENNIFER GOES DOWN! Crowd erupts as Theron roars off the ropes - blonde bellowing down at shellshocked brunette - Jen stiff n' shaky to her feet for 8. Theron wades in and JEN BRAWLS BACK! Garner's eyes hard as leans in to wedge a blocky right to jaw, steps forward to clang the hook, steps and gets another clubbing right. Theron stumbling backward, taking off her jawlines, then getting back into Jen with a robust swinging right flat to the midsection. HAMMER AND TONGS - girls raking each other with brutal leather - Charlize looking to put punches together off the uppercut - Jen leading right hands and looking for hooks as the ref jumps in after the bell. (Slow Mo replays go over the knockdown from a variety of angles, then show Garner thumping away above Charlize' hips - camera behind Theron as she soaks it up thick.)

 

Rd 4: Jennifer hacks her way into Charlize with piston jabs - Theron head banging back, eyes fogging over - she's driven ropeside and JEN GOES JUG! Garner punching crisscross, straight and pancaking hard to Charlize' tidy rack - Theron buckling, reaching forlorn for Jen's shoulders as brunette keeps hands free. Good, good shove n' slug from Garner - she's working inside Theron's rangy grasp, staying short to the ribs, shrugging uppercuts to the tits and bumping Theron off with shoulders. Charlize open mouthed, shopworn - time and again Jen fights through the clinch, sitting blonde in the ropes and harming her extra. Bell - Charlize' eyes half closed, face puffy, shiny with hurt and that BODY: all banged up this round as Jennifer nods sharply in approval, turns and marches angry-butt to her corner.

 

Rd 5: LEAD RIGHT HAND THERON! No warning, Charlize sells a step right, turns into screened right hand on the button and DROPS GARNER TO ALL FOURS! Crowd shocked - bell still echoing when Jen finds herself dazzled and dropped. Bewildered 8 Garner - shaking her head, eyes wide and ON COMES CHARLIZE! Theron gathering her dukes at her chin, thrusting in the jab, then immediatly looking for a lanky left uppercut off the front foot, bobbing her head to evade panicky Garner receipts, then sliding an oily right clean on the chin again. Savage Theron slugging, changing distance, but maintaining pressure, moving her head to make Garner miss then ringing her up chin and ribcage with GLORIOUS scoring blows. Jennifer's conditioning put to the test - concussive body shots drawing groans of sympathy from the crowd, ringing chin-checks have Jenn lolling dopey on the ropes - but she won't go down. Theron putting lanky leather together - almost Trinidadesque as she strokes and torques, landing a frighteningly high connect percentage. Bell: Charlize chests up and forces eye contact - these girls are doing HARM through 5. (Slow Mo during the break - Charlize just sneaking that right hand onto Garner's chin: pure timing and deception for a knockdown).

 

Rd 6: Both girls dial back a little: first half much more hazardous than either anticipated. Theron patiently stalking behind a long, brick-mitted jab - Garner shying along the perimeter trying to regroup. Charlize COULD cut the ring down, but she's not minding a break - with Jenn visibly retreating, blonde can afford to step forward, be the aggressor but take no chances. Tactical shutout Theron.

 

Rd 7: Second wind Jennifer - she uptempos on Charlize. Theron stooped, covering as Garner splashes flanks with ratatat combos - lefts and rights chopping in behind the arms, rattling that torso. Jen quick-digging lefts to the sternum, lefts to the chin - rigid, snappy shots, always bringing her hands back sharp to guard any receipts. Theron a beat too slow to get out the way, taking on hurt, but doing one thing well: hard, single left hand licks across Jennifer's body - blonde leaning in close, then really lashing it in - Garner not so spry back to her corner despite outhustling Charlize this round.

 

Rd 8: Charlize showing variety, punching hard, coming forward. Theron scraping the left uppercut, running her forearm across Jen's face to screen, then turning on whip-clout right hands to the jaw. More of those glorious, cranking hooks amidships - best body shots Theron's ever thrown in competition. CT cupping Jen's ears, tugging her head forward, pulling her into uppercuts or gutting body work. Jenny being pulled, pushed and bullied - she's flat footed, fighting in spots. Garner with some biting lead right hands spanks back Theron's face to avoid a shutout, but it's still Charlize' round.

 

Rd 9: Big girl keeps grinding - Charlize walking Jenny down behind a thudding jab - Jennifer jabbing to Theron's chest and Charlize times right hands clean to the jaw in counter-point. Midway, those hamhanded rights adding up - Garner staggering to her right, eyes glassy, mouth open - Theron lands a long, crashing right - Garner tilts dazed to the ropes. Charlize poke-jabs Garner's left eye then POUNDS righty over Jen's lowered left hand - Jennifer tilting to her right, eyelashes fluttering - ANOTHER bombing right swivels her skull and PUTS HER DOWN! Crowd screaming in shock - Jennifer on her back along the ropes, stupified - Theron crowing, bellowing - has to be bodied back. Garner's conditioning to the rescue again: brunette knocked senseless, but body rallies off the deck - she's swaying hurt as CHARLIZE WADES IN! Theron to the body with swinging lefts and rights, buckling Jenny forward for a boozy clinch - Charlize headlocks brunette, twisting her off balance and throwing Jen to the canvas, drawing a stern finger waggle from the ref. Bell - chaos: Garner staggering to her corner as Charlize struts hands high. (Slow Mo during the break: Garner taking it rugged at the ropes - the blankness of her face, the lack of reaction, just standing there and getting clocked: Charlize hardhearted as she straps it on.)

 

Rd 10: Good ship Jenny listing badly to port - bridge in ruins, engineering out - she's just willing herself to the finish line. CRASHING RIGHT CHARLIZE! Theron throwing that long tanned body into slobberknocking rights, smashing Jenny's face to the side, sending spit and sweat flying. Garner reels into the ropes, staring back, bending forward groggy. Theron on top of Jen with a heartless right roundhouse tucked in vicious above the hip - sob of pain from Garner as she cringes, cramps up. Charlize wrestling with Jennifer's woozy clinches, brushing her back with that scraping left uppy, then cashing her in with SAVAGE limber-limbed rights from close range. CT cruising with shove and slug late, palming and punching - but JENNIFER BANGS BACK! Jenny somehow lurching off the ropes with smoking lefts and rights to bat Theron's face side to side - THERON'S WOBBLY BUTT! Jennifer with a left in Charlize's chest, stabilizes blonde, cracks her a clubbing right to jaw - Theron reels sideways, stiffens, comes back at Garner with a swinging right to the body, clouting left across the chin. BELL! Both beauties swaying on their feet, cudgelling mindlessly at each other as ref jumps in. Comes back UD10 - Charlize Theron!

 

After: Busted up CT breaks down into tears of jubilation - she finds right hands, body shots in this fight that pound Jen Garner into stupor. When was the last time you saw Jennifer Garner worn down late, losing the last three rounds of a fight? Charlize going to the body with deliberate intentions puts the work in to make sure Ms. Fit didn't charge back in the championship rounds - it's a disciplined, well thought out fight from Charlize. "You know, that's probably the best fight I've fought in the last couple of years," says a badly lumped up Charlize in postfight, "and some morons are still booing. Nobody gives me credit for working hard, for training right - all the stuff Cat Bell and Jennifer Garner get all their props for. All I know is, I took Jennifer Garner apart tonight - I outboxed her, I outslugged her, I outwomaned her. Boos don't change that."

 

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