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27 September 2003 (Title) Ch Ali Landry vs Ch Charlize Theron

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Posted by simguy on 9/27/2003

 

Confident top-of-the-food-chain fighters enjoying super-fight media attention leading up to welter unification - neither girl shying away from the bold statement. "I'll be the bully in there," brays Landry, fresh off a Ryan-taming brawl of epic proportions. "Jeri's like a Theron with heart and a punch and look how I did her. I'm the stronger woman, the better boxer - I'll take Charlize' options away from her one by one and throttle her." Theron taking the mic with swagger: "Maybe Ali didn't see my last fight. Let me see if this sounds familiar - a big, tough loudmouth who's had some luck against Charlize Theron in the past, runs her trap, promises to lay a beating on the golden goddess and gets her head handed to her in two. Looks like Ali's following the same script. Natasha Henstridge is TWICE the hard-woman Jeri Ryan is and I ERASED the girl! Landry was life and death with a shot SHADOW of the prime Jeri Ryan - maybe a Jeri Ryan who's gone one too many rounds with Charlize Theron. Anyway - there's only going to be one bully in that ring, and you're looking at her!" Charlize in cream bikini, Ali in gold bikini.

 

During R1: Rangy action through 2/3s the round - both girls looking to show footwork, use the ring, long jabs to spread each other out. Down the stretch - Theron with a licking wide left hook, CRASHING right cross draws first blood - staggering Ali and putting tremor in those golden trunks. Landry stooped forward, earmuffed up - Theron squaring away to plug world class jug: shoulders rotating, fists chugging up and in, shaking Ali at the bell. Theron loving it - helps herself to a chunk of buttock to see a woozy Landry back to her corner in style.

 

R2: Landry shakes it off - gets classy. Ali stooping, jabbing Theron to the body, circling left, changing up distance with little fade-steps. Charlize swinging cocky - missing as Landry slides out of range or blocks up top - Ali landing beefy in the midsection as Theron exposes her ribcage a little carelessly.

 

R3: Landry peppering the jab, owning midring - she gets Charlize reaching a long right - rolling to the right with it, then rocketing back to Theron's breadbasket a driving counter-right. Charlize' feet square up as she absorbs shock - Ali puts the hook on top and THERON GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Charlize' turn to 'muff up and take - Ali batting right/left on the flanks, shoulder-butting Theron rough to the ropes. Landry systematic, patient in the middle minute - shouldering in jabs to occupy Charlize' guard, then driving the right hand straight to the body, seeking the mop up hook wide to the ear. Down the stretch, Landry looks for a little jug by way of payback, squaring away to pump 'em proper - Charlize leans back into the ropes, dukes up high, and SNAPS OFF THE HOOK! Ali caught mid-slug, head back sharply - she's nearly sprawled, but manages to tip-toe herself upright. ON COMES CHARLIZE! Blonde wading in, slinging hard from the hips - big walloping lefts and rights as Landry twists her torso to slip, backpedaling hurt to the ropes. All Charlize to the bell, palming up on Ali's shoulders, lashing her wide stroking lefts, digging up underneath with plundering rights. Theron's late surge enough to earn a draw - both girls tasting thunder!

 

R4: Ali back to boxing - nibbling at Theron's tummy the jab, stepping back and looking to sting her as blonde presses. Charlize eating that counter-right hand, backing off - she's looking to establish the jab as well - girls staring each other down, feinting, circling. Landry's round.

 

R5: Girls elect to step-to and throw a bit more - both want to be the boss, both willing to pay the price. Healthy give and take, girls covering up, waiting their turn, then getting off with raking hooks, belting right hands up the middle. Even, spiteful trade to the final moments when a collision of hooks to jaw goes Charlize' way. Landry's face pinching up in pain - she covers up, looks to fall in and THERON CATCHES HER THE UPPERCUT! Gorgeous right on the chin rocks Landry's skull back - Theron arching her back into the blow, then slinging around the hook and ALI GOES DOWN! Landry dazed on her back, hurting as she struggles to roll to her right hip - Theron prancing, bellowing at the crowd. Ali beats the count, but she's shabby, swaying at the bell.

 

R6: Charlize mocking, dropping her hands, showboating - maybe Theron fans dig this stuff, but Ali's getting her act together as blonde does more taunting than punching. Landry leggy in the first couple of minutes, refusing Theron's bait, sticking with the jab and getting her bearings back. Final minute - determined Landry pressure puts Charlize up against the ropes, hands cupping Ali's ears to try to control the brunette. Thumping body work from Landry as she carves away downstairs, curling into meanspirited jug-clubbage in close. Ali snarling defiantly - shaking off hurt, coming back to pound out points - this thing's even after 6.

 

R7: Ali boxing confidently - coming in off her jab to hook behind Charlize' right elbow, then outworking the blonde cheek to cheek, backing Theron up and beating her belly. Midway through - Charlize stepping back in good order, GETS THAT UPPERCUT AGAIN! Ali stepping in fence post holes - she's already hurt when Theron straps a whipping right hand to the ear to send the brunette reeling. All Charlize - she squares away, palming her girl's shoulders, maintaining room to punch, then lavishing Landry with punishment. CT staying on the jugs and flanks, beating Ali into a trembling crouch - Ali grimacing at the bell as Theron struts to corner hands held high.

 

R8: Ali with a strong first minute, working her way in behind the stick, landing with authority to the waist, but once again, Theron's read the book. Midway through - Charlize lays in as she has been, suddenly giving ground to let Ali fall forward and LIGHTS HER UP that sweet right uppercut! Theron lashing the hook on top - Ali stumbling to her left as Charlize hoots savage taunts. Theron stalking, hands down, talking trash on the come - she'll step, wallop wide with either mitt to the ear - lean back out of range of desperate, late Landry responses - wounded brunette covering up tight, just riding it out as blonde pours it on to the bell.

 

R9: Charlize with a feint - Ali crouching covering up - Theron skids the right uppercut off the brunette's ready guard, drops the back leg and loops a crashing overhand right as Landry comes out to punch! LANDRY'S HURT! Ali's face showing her shock and bewilderment - legs giving way crazy as she staggers to the ropes for support. Charlize stepping to her with a superior grin, extending the left to paw, touch, then turning on big right hands, trying to bang past that guard. Ali covered up tight, trying to find her legs - Theron pushes in to work out of the wrap. Rugged stuff - Charlize reaching her left around Ali's shoulders to slump her forward, pumping away righty to jug as Landry soaks it up. Ali woozy with hurt, but slugging back in sweaty confines late - at the bell, this thing's a furious free for all as the girls clip away short strokes on the inside.

 

R10: Slugging midring - Ali's got no choice, knows she's behind - Charlize loving it, even demanding it, willfully ignoring Janet's sage advice - crowd on it's feet, getting their money's worth. Charlize soaking up right hands on her jaw, standing her ground and leaning in with her own rights pounding off the face of her beautiful opponent. Theron with that lashing hook, trying to lean back and get it high - Landry bobbing at the waist, shooting rights to the ribs, doubling up the hook chin and tits - tremendous, sustained exchanges. All even till late - who wants it more? Girls bend into rights, twist into the comeback hooks and ALI'S HURT! Charlize' eyes light up at the sight of Landry's legs - blonde with a light jab on the mouth, sets up a shellacking right on the jaw, steps back as Ali stumbles forward woozy, then gets her hips in behind a short left uppercut to launch Landry's mouthpiece! Brunette taking shabby, stooped forward midring - Theron grinning maliciously as she cleans up the brunette's shiny lower back and rightside hip/rib with loving, lashing hook-work! Bell sounds, Charlize still taking what she wants - ref tackles her back. Comes back UD10 for the winner and unified welter champeen...CHARLIZE THERON!

 

After: Sullen disappointment mixed in with swelling bruises on Ali's face - Theron sweeps her rival over the last 4 rounds to pound out a harrowing victory. Charlize strutting, hands high, hugging her associates - next to Cat Bell, humbling Ali Landry ranks high on the blonde's list of turn-ons. "Say it with me," brays a glowing Charlize on-camera, "UNIFIED WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPEEEEEN OF THE UNIVERSE! Oh GOD, I am so back. AGAIN! Where's that tractorpull punk? Where he at? Got a good mind to beat that man over the head with a round card."

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