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28 February 2021 British Invasion At The Asylum Post-Event Press Conference

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BRITISH INVASION AT THE ASYLUM PPV

 

Posted by Boxing World Online on 28 February, 2021 at 4:25am

 

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Chloe Bennet, Lili Reinhart, Sophie Mudd, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Kristen Stewart, Gemma Arterton, Katy Perry, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our indie fighters from the other side of the pond. Wonderful card, and we appreciate their all coming. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Kristen. She's been in the thick of the flyweight title picture almost since she lost the title. Another win tonight, and she looked plenty good..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Without K-Stew, we might not even HAVE a flyweight division here. She was the girl that kept winning for us when everything else we tried didn't work. And, she's still doing it. She's as good as it gets in this division. There's absolutely no doubt about that. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk about your two lightweights, Katy and Gemma. They're both in the title picture as well..."

Man In The Hat: "Yes, they are. And, they should be. They are not only elite lightweights, but former champions and either might yet be the first girl to ever win a second title for Front Street. And, they both showed why that's a possibility tonight. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "I've been on record as saying Hill and Bennet are your two best fighters, and Chloe didn't do anything to prove me wrong tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "She did not, and she never does. Chloe Bennet is as good as any fighter we've EVER had at Front Street. Ever. Might just be this girl can do something that no girl who didn't come here as a decorated veteran has ever done...make the Hall of Fame...considerin' she's almost at 50 fights and won't turn 30 until April. That's how good she is. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "You had two other bantams in action tonight. Lili's moved up into that 'contender' category, and Sophie's showing she might be doing that soon as well..."

Man In The Hat: "I won't disagree with you. I think Lili's shown she can beat top girls in this division, and that's what you need to do if you're gonna get to the top rung at bantam. As for Sophie, she's been, as I've said before, everything we hoped and expected when she got here. I think she's a bantamweight champion in waiting. And, the way she's going, we may not have to wait all that long. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!" 

 

 

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