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28 Feb 2004 Jessica Biel vs Jewel Kilcher

Page history last edited by Archer844 11 years, 1 month ago

 

Jessica Biel 4.jpgJewel Kilcher M1.jpg

GRAPHICS BY BI PHOTO LAB

 

Posted by simguy on 2/28/2004, 10:04 am,

 

Jewel with tremendous personal momentum coming in, having pounded out hated Jennifer Lopez in her last trial - but Jessica Biel's an entirely different breed o' cat. "Jessica's tall, mobile, places shots well, throws combinations," Kilcher admits, "she's no joke. I feel like it's my time though, I really do." Technetium taking no chances - Biel not allowed to share the dais with Jewel during prefight, even when Kilcher's being complimentary. Everyone remembers Jewel cutting Jennifer's psyche to ribbons last time out - Tech not about to let Biel be subjected to the same searing analysis. Jewel in teal cami-strap tankini, slick ponytail, Jessica in pink bandeau tankini, messy ponytail.

 

During R1: Pressure from Jewel early, very sharp, hurtful punching. Kilcher gloves at her chin, crouching forward - she'll step with the stubby left, bang out the straight right, bringing her hands back quick and rotating her torso to slip receipts. Biel retreating early with a concerned expression - Jewel unable to land flush, but what she does land carries weight. Jessica using her legs, sliding back and to her left, hands loose - she'll flick the jab out, pivot around a lanky hook, just trying to negotiate the Kilcher pressure. First couple minutes cat and mouse - both scoring, but Jewel coming forward - all comes to a thundering finish late. Kilcher misses a shooting right, reaches out the left to find Jessica again, Kilcher still in that crouch and JEWEL GOES DOWN! Biel skipping away all grins - Jewel in deep slumber on her face, hands trapped beneath her belly - she's SO out! KO1 Jessica Biel.

 

After: Have to go to replay to see it - phantom punch draws boos from a skeptical audience from some angles, but finally - a clear shot of Biel easing away from Kilcher's right, dipping to her own right, pulling her torso back from Jewel's jab and CHOPPING down a diamond-cutter counter right. Punch takes Kilcher on the cheek - she never sees it, legs freeze up immediately, she's out on her feet, then sprawling as Biel strides away. Jessi not done yet - Tech girls and Krusher girls have been savaging each other for as long as anyone can remember - Jessica helps a woozy Jewel off her stool, drapes her chest-first over the top rope and goes to work. Biel snuggling in from the side, arm around Jewel's neck like they're best friends - little taunting and mugging for the ringside fans, then Jess gets after Jewel's lower back, laying in thick thigh lifts flat against the shiny meat, really pounding away to kidney. Biel leisurely, now the left thigh, now the right, ponytail dancing as she straps in slapping beef - poor Jewel shiny-lipped and blubbery under the bombardment.

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