Posted by Simguy on 2/28/2003, 9:30 am.

Before: Rodriquez showing no respect, calling Anna a “big dumb Russian cupcake” in prefight harangues. Kournikova rattled by the street trash tall nut showing backbone as well. “Yes it is true I am world class beauty,” says Anna, :”but I am also a world class athlete. This hooligan will mind her manners when I am done with her.” Betting line tightens up from being wide for Rodriquez when the girls get on the scales--Anna bigger, harder, more fit. Blonde chassis always looks good, but it’s what’s under the hood that counts. M Rod in black leather bikini, black ring boots, slicked back ponytail--Anna in white bra style bikini top, teal aerobics bottoms, white shoes, long battle braid.

R1: M rod systematic hunting Anna down, stalking her to the ropes and corners, banging her flanks, then seeking uppercuts as blonde wilts forward. Rodriquez reaching in the left, riding her forearm on Anna’s shoulder, reefing away with jagged right upper cuts belly and face. Kournikova trying to tioe up, but can’t lock up on M Rod-pretty blonde takes a bell to bell drubbing.

R2: Michelle fighting the perfect battle plan. She’s jabbing stubby to Anna’s chest, taking the jab away from Kournikova, on the inside, Michelle’s outworking  Anna, battering the ribcage and belly, using forearms and body lean to get the blonde backpedaling. Along the ropes, relentless Rodriquez pressure smears Anna corner to corner--blonde grimacing, unable to get her back off the strands, shipping clubbing leather, Rodriquez hooting in derision as she struts back to her corner--6 long minutes of Latina dominance have Russian puffing up.

R3: Michelle charging in, bobbing into her crouch, coming up slugging wide. Kournikova finally stiffening up the jab, buying herself a little distance as she jumps back. Anna just about out of room, runs Michelle into a savage short right hand counter as Rodriquez looks to body up, Punch hammers off face--brunette falters face first into ropes o her knees, arm through the strands. Anna sidestepping, loads up to hit her downed opponent as ref bundles her back. Rodriquez up at 9, swaying badly, eyes vacant and THE REF WAVES IT OFF! Michelle blubbering an incoherent protest, clearly not all the way back--shocking KO3 Anna Kournikova.

After: Kournikova getting her  ass run out of the ring--turns her hips into a baseline shot that M Rod charges into--good night Michelle. Kournikova giddy with the gaudy one punch KO--Rodriquez in shocked, woozy denial: she can’t believe she was stopped by Anna K.

Reposted by Archer 7/22/10.