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28 January 2006 Shannon Elizabeth vs Charlize Theron

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 By simguy 1-28-06

 

 

"I've had my eye on Shannon ever since she started her comeback," Charlize admits in prefight. "I like what I've seen, and when she stopped Trickey, I told my people: 'don't turn Shannon away if she wants to deal'. She's got limber power, lots of heart, and now it looks like she's got some discipline. Dismantling her is going to be a challenge."

 

Elizabeth edgy at the dais - biggest fight, most dangerous opponent of her comeback will be a stern test. "What can I say about Charlize Theron that hasn't already been said?" Shan asks. "I just have to hope she's a little complacent, I have to come in 100% focused and fight error-free. I know I can hurt Charlize and so does she: that's a big plus for me. I'm in shape, I know what I have to do - I just have to fight her like I would any other girl and not give her too much respect."

 

Charlize in cream string bikini - Shannon in powder blue string bikini. Small white gloves, both vixens.

 

Rd 1: Theron with a whippy, slightly sidearm right hand rocks Shannon moments in: Welcome to Charlize Theron boxing, Shannon! Elizabeth soaking it up like a trooper - stumbles sideways, collects herself behind a brow-high guard, grits her teeth as Charlize walks her down. Theron content to work Elizabeth over with piston left hands from outside - dotting the brunette in her body, chest, piercing the guard to bang back that face. Spicy right hands lance in on occasion - spearing down into Shannon's pale midriff or trying her defence upstairs. Charlize well outside, stepping around, leaning into strong, long, shots: Elizabeth a little star struck, watches Charlize post an authoritative shutout.

 

Rd 2: Midring boxing - both girls in wide stances, shifting clockwise - operating behind stiff, hurtful jabs. Theron's right at her chest, left out front, tracing little cobra-head circles in the air as she looks to step-and-dart the punch at Shannon's eyes. Elizabeth dukes up, more rigid - she's dropping her jab off her brow to chop at Charlize' left eye/cheek - doing wonders on the region as Theron's face absorbs hard taps. Long lines, strong legs, good leverage on sleek jabbing: both girls lumping up nicely, but Shannon's more defensive hand position gives her the edge in connects.

 

Rd 3: Midring, girls continue to reach out and touch left hands - but Charlize wants more. Theron loosening up the right hand and letting 'er go: whippy, sidearm slashes against the left hip/flank; slicing crosses - thumb pointed to the ceiling - in over Shannon's jab. Elizabeth buzzed on occasion, feet hopping in hurting little pony-trots when Theron stings - but Shan regroups, toughs it out. Theron happy to consolidate with thick abuse shellacked two-handed to Shannon's ribs: brunette hanging in glum, dukes at the temples, stooped forward as her chassis gets rattled. Bell: Charlize demure, elegant back to her corner, head down in thought; Elizabeth wincing, looking achy - she's already taken some premium Theron leather tonight.

 

Rd 4: Back to sleek boxing midring - Theron seemingly enjoying the rare cerebral challenge as Shannon keeps it technical. Not a lot of wasted leg: both girls willing to stand in wide stances, push off the back big toe and get mustard on jabs or right hands - pivoting to the left or right when necessary, but never running. Elizabeth's hands quiet, ready position at her brows, chin tucked. Charlize constantly tracing circles with the left, bringing it from the hip or shooting it from the shoulder. Charlize much more active with the right hand, constantly looking to tag brunette chin: Shannon more wary of it now, doing a nice job of ducking to slip under it, but not answering back as Theron can miss with impunity. Easy-breezy Charlize fourth - she's not cocky, but she's smiling prettily in her corner, feeling secure. Elizabeth's corner wants more aggression: "Baby - you have to put hands on this girl. Think Cat Bell: she never waits on Charlize - she puts Charlize' butt in the ropes! Back her up, baby, back her up!"

 

Rd 5: Elizabeth slinging punches out of a side to side, crouching weave, stepping forward and hauling mitt into midriff with small-glove spank. Theron pursing her lips, giving ground - she's stepping back in good order and dropping the right hand onto Shannon, making brunette face pay the price for those ambitious body shots. Slightly rougher play from Shan pays dividends: she's able to land her hardest right hand of the night clean on Charlize' chin, rattling the blonde as Theron's feet come parallel. Midway through, Theron's golden-brown back touches ropes for the first time: Elizabeth celebrates with a meaty tic-tac-toe pattern of galloping lefts and rights against the stomach. Charlize clinches off the ropes, tieing up for the first time - Shannon pushes in to pin blonde down at the ropes - just like they'd worked on in the gym. Good rousing stuff - Elizabeth the boss down the stretch, palming at Charlize, lashing her waistline, even looking for rangy uppercuts. Theron supple in the pocket, turning her shoulders side to side, bending low at the waist and rotating her torso to slip punches. Shan's best round sees her stay close on the cards over the first half.

 

Rd 6: Charlize right hand the difference-maker tonight: all else equal, Theron's been landing the harder shots and she rocks Shannon again with chopping, quick crosses over the Elizabeth jab. Shannon stepping in fence post holes - eyes moist with hurt - but she does a remarkable job of gathering herself - really taking a great shot tonight. Theron walking Shan down after blitzing her the right hand: blonde stepping in close, hoisting lefts and rights in against trembling brunette tummy and ribs, really lashing the shots, tightening up stroke in close. Shannon bending forward, soaking behind her guard: corner wants her to clinch more when Theron eases in close to stroke the bod.

 

Rd 7: Crowd groaning in sympathy: Charlize really lighting Shannon up this round. Shearing, sudden right hands - thumb to the ceiling - just a-CLANGING off Elizabeth's chin as brunette's form starts to fray at the edges. Shan's hand position starting to break down - she's bringing the jab back low and Theron's pouncing on that with pull-counters, landing the right almost before Shannon can bring her own punch back. Elizabeth reeling, instinctively forming up earmuff: Charlize wades into midsection - hauling long armed licks - lusty lefts and rights - up into the tummy or sloshed against the ribs. Shannon hunched over, clobbered to one side or the other: she's getting pasted now, doing well to keep her feet as Charlize straps on in the 7th.

 

Rd 8: Look at Shannon compete! Elizabeth refusing to knuckle under - rallies to turn back a series of aggressive front-door assaults from Charlize in the first minute, then goes over to offence behind a rejuvenated, snapping jab! Charlize' face jerking back under hot-tapping poke - blonde backing straight up, hands low - brunette able to step with, paint lefts and long straight rights to good effect. Theron hits ropes, walks Shannon in and wraps her up tight: Charlize not to proud to clinch when the other woman strings together one too many good punches. Stop and go the rest of the way - Shannon the aggressor, jabbing Charlize' left eye to a sullen slit, landing some firm, clouting rights along the jaw to startle Theron down the stretch.

 

Rd 9: Fight taking on a big-girl flavour as Charlize goes to grabby punch n' clutch to muscle Shannon to ropes. Theron using her left to pull at Shannon's head, or push at her shoulder or bicep while Elizabeth's ropeside: blonde looking to muscle for openings, then pound in short right hands. Shannon trying to shove Charlize off, but blonde's position too secure, legs too strong: Theron controlling Elizabeth at the ropes, bodying up on her, starting to smother her for long stretches of blonde dominance. Charlize strapping nicely to the body: licking at Shan's flanks when she bends forward; swabbing Shan's back when it's exposed; hoisting up into the tummy with curling licks when Shan reclines up against the ropes. Yummy beatdown, Charlize: Elizabeth glassy eyed at the bell, lips parted, slender legs trembling as once again, brunette refuses to take a knee under heavy blonde bombardment.

 

Rd 10: Look at Shannon compete! Once again, Charlize steps-to to close the show, and Elizabeth denies her. Sparkling Shannon E jabs finish their cold-blooded work on Theron's left eye, pounding it shut and leaving Charlize vulnerable at last to cracking Elizabeth right hands. Charlize trusting her chin - head snapping hard to starboard, but legs showing no sign of distress - Theron simply eats in order to maintain her position on Shan. Elizabeth stepping to the right, limbering up her arms to lash and gallop underneath: Shan's got Char bunching up, lips pursed as tattooing lefts and rights spackle against that Oscar-winning body. UPPERCUT, SHANNON E! Theron's face popping up drowsy as she hunches forward - Elizabeth carving the left uppercut, then the tidy right uppercut - good rangy action tightened up nicely to connect in close. Theron simply trudging through it, all chin - she sloshes back with heavy, sidearm lefts and rights in above Elizabeth's flanks. Pleasing, lanky-limbed two-way to the bell as girls lay in together, stroking heavily at the break. Comes back one point duke - Charlize Theron.

 

After: Both girls weary, puffy-faced - hard fought contest brings out the best Charlize we've seen in some time and proves Elizabeth is no joke at lightweight. Theron impressed, nodding acknowledgement, folding Shannon into an appreciative hug: hard feelings from years ago now laid to rest as much maligned blonde superstar shows exemplary class in victory.

 

"I'm amazed at how far Shannon's progressed," Charlize admits in postfight, punished left eye bespeaking Shan's effectiveness tonight. "She's a gifted boxer, but more than that - she soaked up a world class beating and didn't even think about going down. I hit that girl a TON - punches that would have sent Cat Bell or Trish Helfer to the hospital: Shannon soaked' em and kept on coming. I haven't seen that kind of spirit in a young lightweight since...well...since me!"

 

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