PARTIAL REPORT

Posted by Simguy on 7/28/2003, 7:20 am.

Ripa in black push up, neon teal surfer chick bikini bottoms, white shoes, gloves

Natalie in black bikini, white shoes and gloves

BOXING AFTER DARK CELEBRITY EDITION

5 rounds a piece, but UD10 Kelly Ripa on 3 knockdowns

Ripa shaking the rust after pregnancy, prettier than ever and pleasingly plump at bantam--Imbruglia having a good time against American blondes, looked to heap a beatin’ on the comeback in’ dynamo in a great little blonde/brunette match up. When it was all said and done, punch stat records were set, girls were up and down and at each other all night long in a corker.

Mirror image combatants set an intense pace from the very first moments, closing behind stubby jabs and compact guards, then shooting hard, straight right hands and withering hooks at close range to bodies, breasts and heads. Constant bashing give and take, VERY crisp, hard punching, especially with blunt right hands which would repeatedly rock back either woman’s head and leave her stunned for moments at a time. Crowd noise was insane during these moments of vulnerability with one little battler savaging the other with tight, professional cruelty at close quarters. The difference in the fight came down to Ripa getting hurt, but standing her ground, covering up and taking her beatings up against the ropes, while Natalie’s legs gave way under Kelly’s crunching rights to the chin, continually sitting the brunette down for devastating 8’s. After all action, two-way slugfest, Kelly Ripa closed the show in the final minute of the tenth, dropping Natalie for the third time , and finishing up on the Aussie’s tidy rack and straining tummy with rapid, ripping lefts and rights to the bell.

Reposted by Archer 7/21/10.