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28 March 2010 Pink and Carrie Underwood

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 11 months ago

 

 

Posted by simguy on 3/28/2010, 9:08 am

 

BEFORE: Rare "nolo contendre" bid line as sports books refuse to grant odds on the fight...rumours circulating about huge bribes being placed to even get the fight sanctioned, but Pink's got the real rebop in prefight: "Look, the bottom line is Carrie Underwood is scrappy and Carrie Underwood believes she can win," Pink says at podium. "Those are the two elements you need to compete. Is she gonna beat the Pinkness? No way, no how - but it's not like I can just show up and blow her doors off. The thing with Carrie is she makes you fight her, and I'm looking forward to that!" Underwood in taupe bikini top, pink bottoms; white shoes no socks; small white gloves; loose shoulder length tangles. Pink in white sport-cut top, white bikini bottoms; white shoes with socks rolled down; small white gloves; short blonde scrappin' tousle.

During R1: Peppering blizzard from Underwood at the open - she's flapping/slapping/batting away as Pink maintains high guard while backing away. Ropes: Pink with hands at temples leans into cables, presents abs: Carrie tears it up downstairs PIK! PIK! PIK! Underwood frothing at the mouth, lathering away to body: Pink sustains for several seconds, then leans forward, shouldering Underwood off, sidestepping right to spin off ropes. Carrie throws herself at Pink with fresh coats of leather: Pink backpedals to far ropes, presents abs while guarding rigid up top...Carrie paints the ribcage. That's the way of it - Pink just letting Carrie spend up her money...no indication that Pink is hurt, but it's Underwood's round on sheer activity.

R2: Pink in earmuff, stooping forward midring: Carrie's lathering at the arms/flanks, then settling down to chuck wide, palm-down right hands looped 'round the guard. No effect at first, but the third right catches Pink behind the ear: she slides to her back, misplaces her back (right) foot, and STUMBLES! Crowd goes apeshit as Carrie apparently rocks Pink: Pink lowering left shoulder, walks Carrie onto it, bumps her off so Pink can walk away unmolested. Underwood in a punching frenzy - leaping back atop Pink with pinwheeling gusto: Pink scowling, covering up, allowing herself to be buffetted ropeside. Pink in high earmuff, leaning back against ropes: again she present midsection, luring Carrie's offence downstairs. Underwood essentially mindless, simply swinging at meat: small gloves spanking out crisp against taut, tanned muscle. Pink eventually lowering her shoulder, easing Carrie off, then stepping around her: not a lot of offence from Pink as Carrie's allowed to re-muster and surge forward.

R3: Underwood continues to lather at Pink: Pink continues to fade back - bending at waist to walk Carrie onto the shoulder, then bumping her off...just body-management stuff from Pink. Underwood frisky as a box of puppies - teeth bared, eyes blazing as toned little body generates whirlwind assault. Pink lathered to and along the ropes: she's unharmed, but suppressed - just keeping mitts at temples, blocking shots up top, absorbing most of Underwood's output to torso. Bell: Carrie with three straight heats jogs back to her corner peppy.

R4: Pink widens stance, issues her first serious hook to Carrie's midsection: snatching, snappy lick bunching Underwood up midring. Carrie grimacing, stepping forward: Pink bounces a sexy lead right hand off Underwood's forehead...sidesteps right, bounces an identical right off the exact same spot. Pink roaming right, frowning over her left shoulder as Carrie pursues: Pink stoops, walks Carrie onto left shoulder, bumps her back. Pink to her right, stops, feints, brings the right cross over to Carrie's chin, clobbering it aside. Weight on left leg, Pink dips, brings the hook off her hip to RIP at Carrie's liver - succulent blast biting in deep, then snatching back quick from brown bodkin back to Pink's chest on follow through. Carrie's mouthpiece shoots off her teeth "GAHH!"; stance squares up as she falls to all fours...Poor Carrie Underwood can't get off her knees: KO4 Pink.

After: Mt. Pink erupts to destroy Carrie Underwood...but not before a perplexing 9 minutes of frothy Carrie output builds a little suspence. "It's something I like to do," Pink explains in postfight. "Go to the ropes, let a girl get off, get her breathing hard. They're not going to dent this (right hand rubs at glorious graham-wafer brown midsection), so it's a way for me to drain a girl without too much effort. Gets me in the fight too: I feel her on me; blood gets pumpin'; the more she works the more it revs me up. So I gave her a few rounds gratis - then smoked her to the body. Country girls: you gotta love 'em!"

 

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