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28 May 2021 Billie Eilish vs JoJo

Page history last edited by caspian2 2 years, 6 months ago

 

A MUSICAL NIGHT AT THE ASYLUM III: SEASON OF THE WITCH PPV

 

Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on 31 May 2021 at 6:26am

 

BEFORE:

"If I have to hear one more thing," says a hard-eyed JoJo, "About this girl being some kind of a phenom, I'm going to lose my lunch! If I'd have had the chances SHE'S had, I'd have been a champion. And, tonight, I'm going to show everyone WHY."

"Look," says Billie with a shake of the head, "I GET that she didn't get the opportunities she maybe thought she deserved. That's got nothing to do with me, though. But, when JoJo wakes up on the canvas tonight? That's going to be ALL me."



ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Demonstrate' by the lovely young lady coming to the ring right now, Joanna Levesque, better known as JoJo!"

McCarthy: "And, you know, the kid has a point. Never had a year with more than two FCBA fights. She's sturdy. She can hit. Might have been a top flyweight with a real chance..."

O'Dell: "JoJo into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal that lavender and teal number we've seen before, and, that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' booming through the arena, and that can only mean that the singer of THAT tune, 'Buxom' Billie Eilish, is on her way to the ring..."

Tess: "Billie's been very impressive since debuting for Front Street last January..."

Cassie: "Has all the tools to be flyweight champion. And, she's learning how to use them very, very quickly."

O'Dell: "Billie into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that emerald number she likes. And, we're about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Billie. Mac?"

McCarthy: "JoJo HAS FCBA wins. Eilish is going to end up just another failed Front Street flyweight. JoJo!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "First split panel of the night. Let's see who's right. JoJo right after Billie here. She's stepping to the power hitting teen, letting the hands go, and we're looking at a replay of what we saw in the Rexha/Mudd fight, because Eilish isn't taking a step back and they are GOING AT IT!"

Cassie: "Billie not going to let JoJo impose will, that's for sure."

O'Dell: "She is not, and she's responding to every big flurry from the older woman with one of her own. GOOD right hand, JoJo and BILLIE ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Eilish a SOLID right hook and JoJo stumbling backward and DROPPED WITH A BOOMING STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND!"

Tess: "Might be time for Cassie to sing..."

O'Dell: "Billie to a neutral corner. JoJo down on her back, eyes closed. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. No movement at ALL from Ms. Levesque. Six. Seven. This is not going to happen. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER, and your winner by KO1 is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"

McCarthy: "Lucky. Punch."



AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, you wasted no time in there..."

Billie (nodding): "She wanted to slug and I get that. Well, I wasn't backing up from that. There's nobody in this division that hits as hard as I do. She wasn't winning on those terms."

Tess: "Great start to your sophomore campaign. Three straight wins..."

Billie (nodding): "Yeah, but I have a LOT of work to do. Just going to go right back to work and look to get back in there and get better, like I do every time out." 

 

 

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