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28 September 2009 Lindsay Price vs Zoe Saldana

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Posted by simguy on 9/28/2009, 7:50 am

BEFORE: Zoe committed to the 110 lb class...but she'll make exceptions for activity. "Lindsay's classy - unsung - I'm happy to get rounds against her," chirps elegant Saldana in prefight. "A jabber like me needs work - gotta keep that poke honed: I'd hate to be Lindsay's face after this fight!" Price fighting in support of her new show Eastwick, proving the rule that "autumn fights are golden". "It's important to fight when the new shows come out," says network veteran Lindsay at podium. "Obviously you want to outshine the other girls and scoop their shows, and fighting's a great way to do that. But beyond the marketing, winning the fight's key as well. Zoe's the flashiest fighter to come out of summer and I'd love to beat her down. She's fast - she's slick - but I'm best in show." Zoe in bright crimson lace bra and panties; small black gloves; high, slick Star Trek ponytail. Lindsay in bright yellow bikini top; royal blue boy cut stretch-shorts (snug); small crimson gloves; hair in slick low ponytail.

During R1: Zoe dancing loose into position: gamblin' Linds bends into an overhand right, grazing Saldana's cheek seconds in. Zoe steps away...knees give out in delayed reaction: SALDANA'S ROCKED! Zoe rickety to ropes, covering up face-in-gloves, elbows in. Linds quickly upon her, eyes bright: right/left snatches tart off Zoe's flanks, testing her - when nothing comes back from Saldana, Lindsay attacks in earnest. Torrential beating inflicted on Zoe's slender flanks/hips - Linds batting away tic-toc, tic-toc, arms shivering upon withering contact. Poor Zoe crippled, sliding hurt along ropes: Price steps-with, stays on the body, scraping uppercuts along Saldana's guard-front in hopes of nicking chin. Pillar to post - Lindsay batters Zoe - Asian paying particular attention to her foe's sleek ribcage in hopes of taking away those springy legs.

R2: Zoe mouthbreathing, shabby: she's still hurt. Lindsay attacking behind the jab, driving Saldana before her, putting Zoe ropeside. Price back to the body - leaning in close, batting right/left off the flanks - then forming up her guard and staying sharp defensively. Saldana cringing, lips quivering: she's sliding along ropes, not tying up, just keeping elbows in and suffering. Bell to bell Price again: Lindsay pressurizing pretty Zoe all around the ring, shoveling on hurt to the torso, wearing out those long, sleek legs through 2.

R3: Zoe trying to use her legs, trying to circle: Lindsay stepping in stiff jabs to chest, driving Saldana to ropes, then squaring away to lay siege. Disciplined stuff from Linds: crisp, batting rights and lefts deployed to flanks/in behind elbows...anytime Zoe tilts forward, Lindsay's picking her up with short-shrugging uppercuts in close. Saldana just shuddering in behind her arms, taking a terrible beating to her sides: sleek lass obviously unused to being battered along ropes, doesn't have a whole lot of survival skills trained-up.

R4: Zoe times Lindsay at last, sharpshooting a right hand over Price's jab, catching chin and startling Lindsay. Left uppercut to Price's body follows, then the leggy pivot-left: Zoe turning Lindsay's right flank, finally taking iniative away from Price. Saldana sidestepping, keeping Linds out on the end of sharp, piercing, straight rights and lefts. Price keeping mitts up, moving her head - she's weaving a lot of this stuff, but having a tough time getting into position on nimble Zoe. Saldana rights her ship, touches Lindsay up to get on the board.

R5: Breezy Saldana boxing again: Zoe stitching the jab to Price's face, then sidestepping 'round Lindsay's right flank, keeping her at arm's length. Linds visibly frustrated: she's hooking hard at Zoe's ribs, but coming up short - Saldana's legs keeping her safe. Crisp, small-glove impacts add up around Lindsay's eyes: Zoe starting to track Asian head movement better this round.

R6: Linds bending in, pulling big overhand rights over top, spooking Zoe out of position. Price recapturing initiative as Saldana bails - Lindsay walking her girl down, batting hooks off the front (left) foot to punish Zoe's ribs. Saldana cut off, forced back into ropes: middle minute a grim sequence of Price pressuring Zoe up the middle, bouncing mitts off her body and pushing-in to prevent Zoe escape attempts. Down the stretch, thudding work to Saldana's waistline renders her vulnerable to clipping right uppercut: Zoe momentarily astounded, draping back against ropes all long-lashes batting. Lindsay heartless - chopping sidearm right hands in above Zoe's sleek left hip, then scouring away hup-hup-hup underneath as Saldana's torso droops forward. Zoe blinking back tears at the bell, mouth wide open: Lindsay doing a terrific job of taking away Saldana's sinewy legs through 6.

R7: Bell to bell beating, Lindsay on Zoe. Tough to watch: limber Saldana looking stiff, reacting slowly...slumped face-in-gloves against ropes, breaking down as Lindsay snaps wicked punches off the ribs/waist. Job of work for Price - she's punching non-stop, then shouldering Zoe upright, stabilizing her for more hurt. Withering punishment all too much down the stretch: achy Zoe eases herself to her right knee, face stretched in agony.

R8: Another brutal, bell to bell beatdown - Price just systematically processing her beautiful, lanky foe, taking her apart at ropes. Trainer screaming for Zoe to clinch, move, do something: poor Saldana crippled, slouching forward face-in-gloves, sponging up hell to the body. Price huffing and puffing - slamming away both hands hips and flanks on Linds, then using left shoulder to bump Zoe off like she's a dangling heavy bag. Sweat flying off Lindsay's brow: steady bombardment produces another cringing knockdown late as weepy Zoe takes a knee to catch her breath.

R9: Price finally arm-weary: Zoe able to take mid-ring, pop jabs off the front (left) leg and keep Lindsay off. Price unthreatened - staying well back - left across her waist, right under her chin as she cautiously advances. Zoe's round by default: Linds just getting her wind back.

R10: Lindsay Price closes the show on Zoe Saldana, determined to make this fight a no-doubter. Steady pressure to the body beats wilting Zoe around the ring in first minute as Price walks her girl down. Second minute, Lindsay leans in/bends down to pull that overhand right onto Zoe's head, catching Saldana backing up and sweeping her to her back! Zoe lying for a moment, staring up into the lights: she's bravely up at 8, swaying on spot, looking trampled. Final minute just Lindsay atop Zoe at ropes, putting the finishing touch to that bruised and throbbing ribcage: Saldana crying out into her mitts, sagging into ropes and shipping the beating of a lifetime. Bell: Lindsay throws hands into the air and crows as Saldana breaks down into tears. UD10 wide, Lindsay Price.

After: Bit of an upset as flashy Star Trek beauty is knocked down 3 times en route to the worst beating of her life at the hands of Lindsay Price. "Damn - am i good, or am I good?" Lindsay grins in postfight. "I got her hurt right away, then went after her body: I crippled that girl tonight! Zoe's nothing without her legs - too slender to really hurt a strong girl like me: I just took my time, did it right, and had fun in there. Seriously, there's nobody in my class at 120 when I fight like this: nobody!"