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28 September 2009 Minka Kelly vs AnnaLynne McCord

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Posted by simguy on 9/28/2009, 7:47 am

BEFORE: "Psssh!" Annalynne says when asked about her flyweight chassis holding up against Minka's bantam punches, "Have you guys seen Kelly fight? It's like she's wearing cinderblock sandals. I'll dance around this girl - treat myself to her face. Most of those extra pounds are in her ass anyway: that won't help her against me!" Minka won't be baited: resolute brunette has offers emerging, knows she doesn't want to stumble against brash Annalynne. "McCord's all mouth," Minka insists. "I know what to do with her: she thinks she's going to box me to ribbons, but I won't let her. A few rounds of me taking a baseball bat to her ribs will do wonders for her legs. Once she stops running, I'll finish her." Minka in baby blue bra and panties; short tan UGG boxing booties; white gloves. Annalynne in pink bikini with flirty ruffled cups; tan UGG boxing booties; white gloves.

During R1: Minka in sturdy stance - weight planted on left (front) leg - right foot well back: she stamps out a straight right lead, punches Annalynne on the mouth and DROPS MCCORD TO HER RUMP! Annie scooting on her buns - curls tossing, head whiplashing: she's a startled beauty scrambling up for a quick 8. Minka disciplined - attacking with stubby straight right leads setting up palm-down hooks that swipe up and across Annalyne's front. McCord spooked - staggering along ropes with a frazzled expression - beating leggy retreats all around the ring.

R2: Annalynne more organized - hands low, feet wide-spread: she's pinpricking jabs, then bounding out of range, constantly circling to turn either Kelly flank. Minka stalking - using the jab now to help cut off the ring: anytime she gets close, she lowers her head, deploys both hands in batting tic-tac-toe to Anna's slender flanks. McCord keeping back free of ropes, retaining initiative with her legs - she's starting to touch up Kelly's face as promised through 2.

R3: Minka back in charge - stubby, stamping straight right leads punching Annalynne in her chest, or knocking her head back: Kelly scooting forward in her stance, looking to mop up hooks. McCord backpedaling, looking anxious: when she's flustered, all she can do is lope around and keep her distance. Sustained pressure from Minka hounds McCord around the ring - Annalynne just walking briskly away at times, hands at her sides, forcing Minka to break into a trot to stay close.

R4: Annalyne puts it all together - boxing sharp from forward aspect. Weight on her lead (left) leg - Annalyne jots jabs; dips left shoulder to jerk jagged left uppercuts into Kelly's chest or chin, then; scoot-hops around either Kelly flank. Minka's footwork breaks down: she's just crouching, blocking, following Annalyne around: curly-headed blonde circling all leggy/rangy, picking Minka apart with deft left hands.

R5,6: Two more shutout rounds for Annalynne as she puts on a springy-legged boxing clinic. McCord rangy, loping to either side - touching Minka a long, frisky jab, then dropping right hands-of-opportunity as Kelly's turning. Minka a confused beauty - lumping up under both eyes: she can't close, can't penetrate, can't get set to get off. McCord's mood brightening as minutes tick past: she's smiling, laughing aloud after claiming against Minka's pretty face - it's a blonde girl turkey shoot through 6.

R7: Annalynne commits, hurts Minka with a pinpoint long one-two early - extending on both punches to Kelly's startled face. Minka's healthy backside all a-tremble: she covers up earmuff, crouching forward at the waist. Annalynne lights Minka up from there: dip-n'-dig jagged left uppercut to body; ease weight back to right leg while skidding left jab across Minka's scalp; lean forward again with a slinging sidearm buggy whip right PAK! against Minka's left flank. Kelly proving sturdy - taking a lot of punishment, but cringing her way forward: Annalynne with complete air superiority dances around, leans in and out, touches her girl for a fourth straight shutout. Bell: Annalynne grinning, mischievous curls in her eyes as she raises her hands in triumph. Minka sullen, lumping up nicely through 7.

R8: Minka steps in, pushes off that back (right) foot and POUNDS Annalynne that straight right lead to face: BLONDE GIRL DOWN! McCord scooting to her rump with lips set in a hurtin' 'O': Minka's eyes flashing as she storms past, batting her mitts together. Annalynne up, but frazzled: Minka able to attack at ropes, roast that slender body some thudding rights and lefts until groaning Annie can tie up. Ref issuing breaks...Minka continually pushing back in: she's fighting healthy off Annalynne's chest, beating down sinewy blonde defences. Down the stretch, Annie groggy, leaning forward behind her mitts butt-in-ropes: Minka lifts a pair of stout right hands into McCord's belly, picking blonde girl up with a grunt, then dropping her to all fours. Annalyne panting, cringing at bell: Minka gives her a fierce once-over before turning for her corner, UGG booties scuffing on canvas.

R9: Annalynne mouthbreathing, wincing, flat footed: Minka quickly upon her, bodying her to ropes and wrestling with her as McCord ties up. Ref's break pushes Minka back: Annalyne too banged up to escape - she sits in ropes, stoops forward behind her mitts, waiting on Minka. Kelly back in, dukes at her mouth: she leans close - left hand touching at Annalynne's guard while right hand swings hefty to tender blonde midsection. Kelly working the paunch, then the left flank - just lifting right hands into whimpering Annalyne. McCord absorbing body blows, legs shivering: she finally ties up a moan, looking cranky and hurt. Ref's break: Minka pushing back in - she jams a stubby lead right into Annie's prepared defences, then dips to hook McCord behind right elbow. McCord sobs out, doubling over face-in-gloves: Minka squares away, eyes bright, fists digging and pounding at Annalynne's flanks/hips. Bruising stuff - Minka working sturdy; backside quivering as she bats away both hands and ANNALYNNE'S DOWN! McCord sputtering to all fours in tears: she sits back on haunches, blubbering and hugging her ribs as ref counts her out. KO9 in impressive come from behind fashion, Minka Kelly.

AFter: Rangy Annalynne posing all kinds of trouble for Minka tonight - occasionally rendering Kelly all but helpless from outside...but resolute Minka finds a way. "I'm a very determined person," Minka says in postfight, face shiny from Annalyne's accurate pokes. "I know Annalynne was beating me, but I never let it get me down. She was beating me, but she wasn't hurting me - that was the key. I knew if I just kept walking her down that she'd crack. McCord's a high-strung blonde - doesn't take much to get her unhinged!"