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29 Dec 2007 (VS Saddle Bout) Jennifer Garner vs Charlize Theron

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Jennifer Garner 04.jpg Charlize Theron 5.jpg

 

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Posted by simguy on 12/29/2007, 1:12 pm, in reply

 

BEFORE: Already big-fight gets just that much bigger with a saddle in the mix. "I wanted to step-to Charlize - fight her on her own turf," Garner explains to a press corps which had assumed she was abuve VS shenanigans. "It's best to be aggressive with Charlize, and making this challenge was a very bold move for me. But I also wanted to show another side of myself. I'm not just a gym-rat - I like to have fun in the ring as well, and the idea that I might get to ride Charlize after I'm done with her does have a certain appeal. And I have to admit, Victoria's Secret has treated me exceptionally well - this is a class-promotion, top to bottom." CT legitimizing the whole Saddle-match concept with a fighter of Garner's character. "I'm glad Jen's thrown her hat in the ring," Theron smiles at the podium. "We have a tremendous rivalry, and she's enough of a showboat to understand how we can take things to the next level. Look at those legs: this girl was born to be ridden!" CT in dark royal blue bikini with gold fastens - white gloves. Jennifer in crimson bikini, white gloves.

During R1: Garner muscling Charlize to ropes early - round plays out on a little patch of canvas as Theron bravely slugs back against rough-housing JG pressure. Garner crouching, shoulder-cycling her left jab in, then piling into the Theron torso with slamming rights and lefts, breasts and flanks. Jen with great position in close, bashing away at Charlize: Theron frequently bent back over the ropes as she's pushed and mauled. Charlize baring her teeth, leaning forward to sling right hands hot to Jen's chin; dipping her left shoulder and snap-hooking Jen to the ribs. Ruff n' sloppy - Jennifer staying on top and doing a good job mugging CT. Resentful Charlize pushes Jen back by her throat at the bell - bringing the ref in.

R2: CT planting on front (left) leg, pushing off the back (right) big toe: good pounding leverage on the jab, keeps Garner outside. Minute mark, Theron drops a savage right in behind a stiff left - kicking Jen's head back: Garner's hurt. Jennifer earmuffing up, stepping away: Theron shimmies forward, just sliding her back foot as she closes behind the jab. Jen to ropes, torso stooped forward: CT hooks Jen's ribs - beefy sound bringing a smile to blonde's face. Theron pushing Jen in her shoulders, stacking her up big-girl at the ropes - blonde looking to lean into another big right hand off stabilizing lefts. Down the stretch, Garner bobbing at the waist, hooking back at CT finally connects flush to chin: Theron put wobbly butt, falls in to clinch. Jennifer muscles CT around, pinning her to ropes - ref pushes 'em apart at the bell - both girls rocked en route to respective stools.

R3: Big-girl boxing midring - feet planted, dukes up - both girls pushing off the back (right) big toe. Both sliding their feet, left (front) foot in a bucket as they pivot about - very economical, professional stuff. Theron a little rangier, outjabbing Garner, imposing will to some extent. CT triggering vicious right hands - Jennifer rolling them well, avoiding them - but blonde clearly has brunette under threat. Tactical third to Charlize as Garner can't find sweet distance.

R4: Garner-dominated action at the ropes - she's fighting off CT's chest, smothering her - when late the round, Theron clips a counter-right uppercut to turn the tables. Garner staggered, hurt: Charlize erupting off the ropes with lariat right hands upside Garner's head, bludgeoning Jen into ropes even as CT's vacating them. Hard beat-down, Theron to Garner: JG earmuffed up, tilting forward: Charlize strapping the thick Garner abdominals to leave Jennifer wobbly butt at bell. CT steals the round late, pulls comfortably ahead through 4.

R5: Charlize controlling Jennifer, dominating her midring. Theron's jab punishing Garner, keeping her defensive. When Charlize wants to get big - she leans in on JG, palming brunette shoulders, then pulling her head down, then pushing her off. Blonde walking brunette down behind the jab and slinging, pulverizing right hands - Garner's defense superb, but she's absorbing concussive blasts on her arms and flanks as Charlize comes forward.

R6: Theron bombardment continues - Garner breaking down, growing sluggish as blonde slams away methodical. Charlize working behind the jab, steadily punishing and steering Jen. Theron looping the right slightly wide to score around Jen's raised guard; CT leaning in, shooting the straight right to body, landing loud. CT gouging short, rising lefts deep to Garner's solar plexus off right hands up top: Jen committed to blocking the right, has to absorb the lefts with gritted teeth. Second minute - brace of thick, slam-handed Theron hooks splatter against Jen's right flank and ear: Garner staggers to one knee, blinking in astonishment. Third minute - CT jabs Jen to ropes workmanlike, drives in with a right cross to chin, drops Garner to all fours like clockwork. Theron brightening, pounding her mitts together and glowing en route to her corner for the break.

R7: Garner responds, doulbing up the jab, taking canvas away from Theron. Ropes: Garner pushing in with her head, palming CT's arms to get out of the way, then methodically getting after that Oscar-winning torso. Charlize relaxed, back-on-ropes, hands up to cup Jen about her ears, looking for little hold-and-hit uppercuts. Jennifer outworking Theron, putting mileage on her blonde: Charlize doing a good job riding out pressure in the pocket.

R8: Theron's jab bouncing off Jen's eye, temple - brunette not defending the punch well. Where jab leads, right hands follow - CT leaning in and really turning Jen's head with shearing right crosses. Garner proving durable, legs holding her up - but she can't push her own agenda when CT's scoring. Theron walking Jennifer down, getting big on her again: Theron constantly palming Jen's shoulders, pulling her head down, pushing her off in supple fashion.

R9: CT backing up, hands a little low: Garner able to lean in, land a chopping right to chin. Jen walking Charlize down - jabbing blonde to her chest, then looking for stubby lean-in rights to chin. Theron's head jolting abruptly - blonde hands are very low - she's looking a little sluggish here. Garner hounding CT to ropes, muscling her upright, then bludgeoning away tummy, ribs and tits. Theron grumpy, open-mouthed, tying up head-and-arm on Jen for ref's breaks. Jen strong on Charlize bell to bell - Theron wobbly butt back to her stool for the break.

R10: Jen double-jabbing, over with the chopping right: big spank off CT's face as blonde wobbles backward. Jennifer in ruff with her head, butting CT accidentally under the eye: robust bumping of CT's tummy dislodges her mouthpiece - blonde groaning, trying to push Jen off by her shoulders. Garner pushing back, forcing her way in, taking more tummy, then POUNDING away to jugg - CT whimpering, looking to tie up as Jennifer starts to romp. Midway through - right uppercut straightens Charlize, dims her lights: overhand right smashes Theron's jaw, turns her right side into ropes. Theron listing sideways into ropes - left hand covering her ear. Jen pushes her left hand against CT's left shoulder - fits a right to blonde back with a whack; left hand thick to tummy; left hook to face from the oblique angle. Another hook loosens CT, then Jen's all in, pounding straight, jackhammer lefts and rights into Theron's head as blonde droops sideways on ropes and THE REF STEPS IN! Good Lord - TKO10 Jennifer Garner!

After: Jen's done it - overhauling a huge Theron lead to stop the Golden Goddess late - CT weepy, in shock as official supports her against the ropes with a protective hug. VS models quickly bringing in the saddle - Giselle taking Garner aside for a few quick pointers. Lima tugging at the under-strap between CT's legs, reefing it in tight. Alessandra cinches the tummy strap across, cutting into the expensive flesh beneath.

CT with tears beaded on her lashes as she pushes into the shoulder straps. She groans as Garner mounts her - the brunette awkward in the saddle, shifting weight a couple of times before kneeling into the hip-pads, jockey-style. Giselle slaps CT on the rump with a grin; Garner shouts "Giddyup!" gulping her hips into CT to urge her forward. Sleek blonde legs tense under the weight as Theron breaks into a shaky canter - trotting about the ring as VS models clap and grin. CT eventually ridden to ground, rolling to her right side, trembling with exhaustion. Garner smooths hair behind her ears s she looks down, fascinated with the sight of a used up Theron shuddering for breath. Excited Adriana Lima readies herself for a kick at Charlize's heaving tummy, but Jennifer wards her off: "No - don't!" CT's beaten and spent: that's good enough for Jennifer.

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