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29 January 2007 Charisma Carpenter vs Katherine Heigl

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 6 months ago

 

PHOTOS COURTESY BI PHOTO LAB

 

Posted by simguy 1-20-07

 

Thanks to Ginny for this repost.


"It's pretty hard to walk away from the game when you've got a couple of black marks on your record like the ones I have with Katherine," Charisma says in prefight. "It hurts because I KNOW I'm the better boxer - I know I have prettier skills and she's just a Krusher sledgehammer. But she still beat me - twice, decisively - and I have to answer that. Those results cannot be the story of me and Katherine." Heigl all buxom swagger at the podium - confident grins, cocky winks at Tractorpull scribes, pointing at BLONDE! Mag reps and mouthing 'let's do lunch' as she's taking the mic. "I'm too much woman for Charisma Carpenter," Heigl states flatly for the record. "I'm too big - she can't handle my size and strength. I hit way too hard: CC likes to go to ropes and ride things out - but she can't handle my hitting like she does with other girls. When I see her setting up to counter - I think "good - now I've got her" and I just smash away. Carpenter likes to think her curves matter in a fight, but against me, she may as well be a plank - she's got no heft, no girth, you know what I'm saying? When I huff and I puff, I'm gonna blow her door down: Li'l piggy's gonna get herself knocked out all over again!" Carpenter in black Veronica Mars bikini with bold gold fastenings, white gloves. Katherine in white bikini (string tied sides), little roses lining the cleavage area (as though the eye needed drawing there - sheesh), hair in loose suntanning battle-bun, white gloves.


During R1: Heigl aggressive, but loose with her form early - thrusting out right hands from her shoulder; jabbing, but bringing the left hand back to her hip: Carpenter makes her pay. Midring, minute mark: CC rolls with a careless Heigl right, rockets back a short, blunt right to chin - Carps bending into it, right (back) foot coming off canvas with the force of it and HEIGL GOES DOWN! Crowd erupting into hysterics - Heigl a-swoon on her back, propping up on elbows, blinking in stupor up at seething brunette: CC stomps to neutral corner, nostrils flaring. Woozy 8, big K: Heigl shaking her head, lips parted, still clearly dazed - CC pushes her way in big-girl to work. Charisma grinding her head under Katherine's chin, noggin-nudging Heigl's face this way and that. Charisma pawing/palming at Heigl's biceps and wrists, muscling the defenses down. CC digging tummy/jugs/chin, tummy/jugs/chin - tidying up in close with those succulent, short-swatting punches: clouting hooks, clipping uppercuts. Heigl mesmerized - all big and helpless against the ropes, weight on her heels as CC uses leverage to offset blonde strength. Kathy just reaching 'round CC's shoulders, trying to tie up the head or arms - blonde pouting, suffering as brunette mugs her way to a bruising 10-8. Bell: Carpenter FIERCE, chesting up on Heigl, forcing hard eye contact and staying there until ref coaxes her away by her elbow.


R2: Midring - Heigl still a little loopy, walking on her heels - elbows are in, dukes up at her cheeks. CC showing leg - stooping to jab Heigl's solid gut - pivoting to the right in a deep crouch, always ready to slip Heigl's answering right hands. Carpenter patiently turning Kathy's left flank, making Heigl reach with her right - minute mark, CC gets the ol' roll-and-counter perfect again, landing a bombastic right to the point of Kathy's chin. Head-swivel Heigl, knees knock, feet stamp for balance - Kathy's all rung up and Charisma pushes her way in. CC reaching under Katherine's brawny arms, stampeding Heigl to ropes - brunette setting up on blonde chest and laying down a strapping once again. The head, the rough tousle-rubbing. The shoulders butting, elbows nudging. The hands pawing and pushing at Kathy, opening her up. And the punching: the succulent, swatting, tucking, clipping wallop - all with very little backswing - all with hips, back and leg providing the heft. Heigl just sponging shellack - battle-bun coming undone, looking all dishevelled; hands reaching for CC, trying to tie her up, but unable to properly bog the busy brunette down. Blonde jugs jumping and pancaking under intense, scrubbing scrutiny from CC and most appallingly: any time Heigl tries to slide out of there, Carpenter wraps her up around the waist and bodies her into ropes, pinning her like a small girl. Round finishes up with Heigl just sick about it, her hands cupping at CC's ears, pulling Carpenter's head in close as brunette plugs dutifully to paunch at bell.


R3: Katherine Heigl shows that big-girl resilience - soaking up some of the best leather Carpenter's ever thrown her way and coming out relatively strong in the third. Blonde tightening up, looking ship shape as she takes midring. Right hand held higher now, protecting cheek. Left jab heavy off the shoulder, pounding at CC's upperchest to shock and locate her; now Kathy's bringing her jab back smart to chin. CC pushed a little too far outside - she's still able to roll Kathy's right cross, but the countershot's coming up short. Carpenter stooping to reach the jab to Katherine's tummy - getting it there - but Heigl doing a nice job jabbing-with and landing atop CC's head and shoulders. Heigl stabilizes the front - keeping CC at range, in line - blonde able to assert control in the third.


R4: RIGHT HAND CHARISMA CARPENTER! CC bending in and fetching Heigl yet another buttocks-wobbling haymaker to chin - CC's back (right) foot coming off canvas as she torques, giving Kathy her all. Heigl rocked onto her heels blinking - but she soaks it - Heigl taking a tremendous shot so far tonight. Carpenter all-in, stepping-to and tidying up right/left brisk to chin, toggling blonde face side to side: Heigl steps back in wonder, answers a single crushing right uppercut as CC's coming in and CARPENTER'S DOWN! Short, shrugging blast - Heigl muscling the punch off her right plant leg, picking Carpenter up tidy and dropping her to her back: Charisma all tingly, gingerly rolls over her left hip to begin the long climb back. Shaky 8, Charisma Carpenter - she's slackjawed, trying to feel her thighs as HEIGL STOMPS IN! Kathy baring her teeth in brawler's snarl - OH she sweeps a HUGE right hand roundhouse in above Carpenter's left hip with a beefy spank. Carpenter groaning, cramping up: Heigl gives her a hearty palm-shove in the shoulders, reaches back and swings that right hand home again to groans from the audience. Palm shove: big swinging right hand again - Heigl just smashing at a stiffened, helpless Carpenter - CC just elbows-in, butt-back, cringing and twisting to her right to absorb the wallop. Heigl squaring away big girl - palming CC into ropes, then lavishing the brunette with hurt. Brawny right uppercuts brush CC back, loosening up her guard. All the jug Kathy could want, she's taking - pounding away brutal criss-cross as poor Carpenter stares in shock. Kathy bashes at Charisma's arms, hammers her back when CC bends too far forward, bodies into her to make her take weight. It's just an avalanche of Kathy - too much Kathy - and Carpenter can't take it. CC sinks to a knee late, breathing hard through her mouth, relieving the pressure by giving up huge points in the fourth

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R5: Heigl on the offensive, marching on CC now, stepping forward behind the jab. Carpenter continuing to circle-right, away from Heigl's monstrous right cross - Kathy's still reaching with the shot, still eating those stubby, sneaky right hand counters from CC as a result. Great stabilizing round from Carpenter - she keeps her back off the ropes, turns Kathy's left flank and potshots her, and when necessary: CC's slipping in low and wrapping Heigl up tight around her ribs for ref's breaks. Kathy can't set her feet, can't get beef on Charisma this round: big blonde cranky - hair all tangled and loose across her breasts - sneaky Charisma's righted the ship.


R6: Charisma's been on Kathy's body all night - tearing up tummy, bouncing mitts off ribs, slamming away tidy to jugg - Heigl's grimacing, breathing hard as compound interest adds up. Kathy pawing her left, looking to lean into go-home rights, but the punch just isn't there: CC reading it, rolling to her right to slip it, then coming back those vicious right hand receipts flush and clean to chin. Two minutes of fierce back-and-forth banging midring - CC always stepping to her right, blunting the main force of Heigl's blows while putting 100% Charisma onto Heigl's chin - Kathy's starting to loosen. Heigl wobbly butt down the stretch, ashen faced - she falters to ropes, stops punching, bringing her hands up earmuff; Carpenter pushes her way on in.
Beat down!


Carpenter pushing her head in between Kathy's mitts, establishing position on blonde chest.


Carpenter swatting tidy to breadbasket, strapping that paunch, taking Kathy's breath away.


Carpenter coming off the body with uppercuts - left ones off the left foot, right ones off the right foot - taking Heigl on her face as she's leaning forward, or ravaging bulging blonde jugg.


Body and head, body and head - CC just snatching and licking at Heigl's plush frame - sampling blonde goods at will, bumping and bullying to reset.
Springy give of Heigl's dense flesh: her breathy moans; her still, stooped posture as she absorbs.
Seconds left - clipping right uppercut rocks Heigl's head back, sitting her helpless in the ropes. Hands come down, face staring blank: Kathy's helpless and CHARISMA'S SLAMMING AWAY! CC letting her hands go - backside and jugs a-jiggle - spine and shoulder blades glossy with sweat as she lathers away on poor Kathy and THE REF STEPS IN! TKO6 in savage fashion - Charisma Carpenter.


After: Heigl in stupor, helped to her stool like a tottering old woman - she's simply taken apart by a very determined, very hard-hearted Charisma Carpenter tonight. CC roaring, pounding her chest and strutting - very emotional response to a huge victory has Carpenter looking like an ingenue in her first PPV. "I turned back the clock tonight," Charisma says when she calms down, "I had to. I used more leg tonight than I have in years - gave her a little creep-step right: I basically took her right hand out of the fight and she really doesn't have a back up plan. She's big and strong, but that's why you go to the body - I worked her like a maniac downstairs, really chopping away at her, wearing her out - and she wasn't taking it well. She's scary strong though - she basically put me down with arm punches, but I just wasn't going to give in to her. When I hurt her in the sixth, I could see she was spent, so I just went after it, you know? I can't tell you how good this stoppage makes me feel, I mean - I trained to beat her over the distance, but to make her quit is a special, special thrill." Special aside - Charisma named to BodyBlow Magazine's list of top 50 body punching celebrities all time as both the result of this thumping performance, and the body thumpage she's consistently dished throughout the years.

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