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29 March 2019 Deborah Ann Woll vs Khloe Kardashian

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on Mar 31, 2019 at 12:18am

 

Deborah Ann Woll (Chimera) vs Khloe Kardashian (IND) result:Lookout/words:simgrrl 
DAW: (34yo, 5'10", 135#, 36C-25-36, 0-2-0) vs KK: (34yo, 5'10", 145#, 38C-32-40, 3-4-0)


BEFORE: Redheaded Woll is the 'little' girl in this battle against the biggest Kardashian, blonde Khloe, who outweighs the "True Blood" actress by ten pounds - after losing 20 lbs on one of those celebrity reality show diets and changed her life from being a party girl, to one who hits the gym regularly. Khloe has had her share of troubles in the ring, but that hasn't kept her from being ranked at #37 in the welter ranks. Kardashian's weight yo-yoing, and her failure to hook up with a stable where she can get the kind of specialized training she needs, have both hurt her chances to become a success in the ring. 

Khloe wearing the same outfit she wore in her first FCBA fight, a red sports bra with her name in gold across her excitedly heaving bosom; skintight red trunks with gold piping down the sides and around her waist; red gloves and shoes with gold laces completed her blood-red scheme (perhaps a subconscious challenge to her vampire-portraying opponent?) Khloe seconded by half-sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner with mom Kris acting as both manager and cut woman.

Deborah's only had two FCBA fights, but she's ranked #57 because they were both close fights that saw her in the lead late against both Charlotte McKinney and Katy Perry - fights where she was ahead only to lose to a late KO. They were two of the better fighters in FCBA and tonight, she's facing a woman who's bigger, but slower and just as hard-hitting as McKinney or Perry. Still, Deborah's confident she's ready to notch her first win.

Since signing with Chimera, Woll's taken advantage of their experienced trainers and sparring partners against whom she can hone her technique. She's sparred with Stephanie McMahon, who fought Kardashian in 2017 and with Ireland Baldwin, a taller partner than Kardashian. Woll says she's "ready" for this fight but it will surely test how much she's learned, or show how far she still has to go!

Woll in one of the green bikini's favored by Theron and Lively - and like many of the Chimera fighters, fighting barefooted. Deb's long, auburn, hair pulled back in a French twist. White gloves. Her corner is being handled by Woll's redheaded trainer, Christina Hendricks, assisted by Charlize Theron. They accompany Deb to center ring to meet with the referee, Khloe and her seconds. 

Woll and KhloeK engage in a stare-down, one that quickly draws Hendricks and Kylie when Kylie chests up to Christina. Then Theron and Kendall Jenner get into it as they both attempt chest bumps. The referee watches bemused for a while, then rushes through the pre-fight routine and tells the fighters to touch gloves. With a relieved sigh from the referee, all six return to their corners without a problem ...so far!
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DURING Rd 1: Kardashian's started fast in most of her fights and tonight's no exception! She's quickly out of her corner, stalking straight across the ring to body up to Woll. They trade solid, rip-rattling, hooks to the body, then Khloe drives Deborah back with a hard, straight, right! Khloe using her bulk, leaning on the redhead, pushing her back to the Chimera corner where big KhloeK smothers Deborah Ann's attempts to punch her way out of the corner. Khloe clinching, leaning on Woll, forcing the redhead to take her weight while bogging her down. Plenty of thumping body shots by both women, but Khloe successfully keeping the redhead trapped in her corner or against the ropes until late in the round when Kardashian's punch rate begins to fade. Woll finally able to battle out of her corner; the rangy redhead loping to center ring where she finally finds room to maneuver using her long legs and left jab. Deborah not only holds Khloe at bay, but rings her up with several rangy rights of her own! At the bell though, it's Kardashian (wide) after her body-on-body domination of Deborah Ann Woll for most of the round.

Rd 2: At the bell, Woll quickly out of her corner, meeting Khloe on her side of the ring, circling nimbly while popping the left in Khloe's face. Woll and her management making adjustments, showing better body movement while throwing more frequent right hands that get Kardashian's attention and earn her respect. Khloe less aggressive this round, covering up more behind her peek-a-boo high gloves while Woll peppers Khloe's forearms, biceps, forehead and ears with a steady drumbeat of punches that leave the brawny brunette little opportunity to set herself to punch back. 
Deborah dominating the action with her legs and whippy-armed, non-stop, punching. Late in the round, Woll starts going to Khloe's body with the left hook, followed by overhand rights. Several times, Khloe rocked back on her heels by redheaded power shots, but the heavier brunette never shows signs of hurt, although not for lack of trying on Woll's part as she keeps pouring in a steady diet of punches to the bell. Referee breaks them up as they keep brawling after the bell. Woll back to her corner to a high five by Theron as the scorers give the redhead the round (wide) to even the bout after two. 

Rd 3: After taking the prior round off, Kardashian getting a stern admonition by momma Kris before the bell and comes out red-faced and snorting fire! Woll eager to get back on that plush Kardashian body, never sees Khloe's right hand coming and thirty seconds into the round, Deborah Ann Woll is bounced on her butt; blown off her feet by a KhloeK straight right hand!
Kardashian looms over Woll, glaring down at her as if daring her to get up; the referee struggling to push the hulking brunette back to a neutral corner, then returns to pick up the count at SIX.... SEVEN... but Woll's up at EIGHT and nodding when the ref asks if she's OK. After checking her gloves, the ref backs off and Khloe almost runs him over in her eagerness to get back to finish off the reeling Chimera redhead! 
But Deborah Ann isn't as badly hurt as she appears and as Khloe cocks her right hand for a "go home" punch, Woll beats her to it with a short left hook that catches KhloeK flush on the right side of her chin. Khloe's knees buckle briefly and, as her legs wobble, she staggers back wide-eyed in shock. The redhead surges forward, drilling Kardashian between the eyes with a right to keep her reeling back rubbery-legged. As Khloe's back hits the ropes, she's able to use the rebound to fling herself onto Woll, wrapping her up in a tight bearhug!
Both women bang away to the flanks as they tangle, then go rolling along the ropes trading body shots until they hit the Kardashian corner where Khloe manages to body press Deborah back against the turnbuckles, grabbing the top rope with both hands and slamming her torso into Woll's chest over and over as the referee tries in vain to pry Khloe's hands from the ropes. Finally, the ref steps back and warns Kardashian to break, then begins to count! Finally, reluctantly, Khloe releases the ropes and steps away to wild applause from Momma Kris, Kylie and Kendall in her corner at the sight of the breathless Woll hugging her juggs! Fans are all screaming and we're only halfway thru the round!!
While the referee gives KhloeK the obligatory "finger wagging warning" Woll adjusts her top as she walks quickly out of the corner, circling wide behind the referee, keeping well out of Khloe's reach as she tries to catch her breath while giving Kardashian the stink-eye! Ref steps away and Kardashian hurries after Woll, who turns to meet the brunette's charge with a straight left to the nose! Khloe, stopped in her tracks, unleashes a wild right hand swing that cuffs Deborah upside the head, sending her reeling back several steps. The two women trade at long range; a series of long-limbed, wide, sweeping, punches that miss as often as they land with neither doing any serious damage until they close the distance, then both shorten up their punching and start to land some serious power shots! The crowd's eating it up, but the seconds in both corners are looking on in dismay as each of their fighters is being rocked by the other with little seeming regard for defense being displayed! 
Final seconds of the third round are a textbook exercise in what not to do when you have your opponent hurt. Both so eager to do damage to the other they leave themselves open and each is rocked in turn, first Kardashian, then Woll, then Kardashian again. Just before the bell, Khloe clinches with Woll, leaning her greater weight on the redhead trying to wear her down, or perhaps take her to the mat with a take-down! Referee struggling to separate them after the bell. The scorekeepers mark their cards giving a narrow edge to the brunette.

Rd 4: Both fighters berated between rounds, open the action this round showing more restraint - at least at first. Woll, back to using her legs and her left to dictate the pace, slows KhloeK's pursuit as Kardashian has trouble reaching the redhead unless she leans in reaching for her, which exposes her to Woll's counter left hook - a punch she often lands with authority! Kardashian forced to clinch, again using her bulk to bog down the quicker redhead and the fight becomes a slog in a phone booth with Deborah Ann using uppercuts to stagger KhloeK, but suffering a body bashing to her ribs and kidneys during the close-quarters contest. 
Referee letting them fight until Kardashian is able to push and shove Woll back onto the ropes where she leans on the redhead as she thumps away to Woll's upper torso and mid-section. Deborah Ann, while punching Khloe in the ears and cheeks, getting the worse of the exchanges. Referee finally breaks them apart, allowing Woll to escape into open space where her agility again gives her the edge; as she lands stiff left jabs and overhand rights while KhloeK lumbers forward trying to land power shots to Woll's head with varying success. 
Final minute sees Deborah Ann Woll keeping her distance as KhloeK is unable to keep up with the quicker, more nimble, redhead and is being picked apart from long range. Still, Kardashian refuses to wilt and continues to apply pressure, forcing Woll to fight moving backward. At the bell, Kardashian has just managed to corner Woll and is hammering away at the redhead's body when the bell rings. The referee springs in to part them and send them back to their corners as Deborah Ann Woll wins round on points, but it's close so it's anyone's fight after four hard-hitting rounds. 

Rd 5: Once again it's Kardashian getting in the opening shots as she greets Deborah with the old "one-two", staggering the redhead in the first minute! KhloeK following the Kardashian playbook, quickly slams into Woll body-on-body, bullying her back into the Kardashian's corner where Khloe is able to lean on Deborah Ann, pinning her back against the turnbuckles as she pounds away at the redhead's pale body. KhloeK hammering Woll from pubis to puppies, her fists ravaging every inch of the smooth freckled flesh between!
Deborah Ann suffering under the onslaught, unable to push Khloe off as Kardashian has her feet firmly planted on the canvas, her upper body leaning into Deborah with her shoulder wedged under Woll's chin as she blasts away with five and six punch salvos into the firm abs of the redhead. Deborah protecting her head from the occasional overhand rights thrown by Khloe who seems determined to break down Woll's body before trying to finish her off. Referee watching closely for fouls, but Khloe's being careful - although a few punches land below the belt, they're not blatant or done often enough to draw more than a warning.
Finally the referee has seen enough and breaks them apart, seeing Deborah Ann's not able to get her back off the ropes and gives Woll a standing eight count. Chimera's trainer Hendricks up on the apron protesting, but the referee (encouraged by Khloe's mother in the Kardashian corner) dismisses Christina's cries with an impatient flip of her hand. Deborah Ann puts her gloves up and insists she's OK. As soon as the referee backs off, Woll scampers away, circling around him to avoid being trapped in the corner again. 
Woll's shown her inexperience, allowing herself to be cornered a couple of times, but she's smart enough to avoid it happening a third time as she gets back to basics, pumping her stiff left jab in Khloe's face as Kardashian tries to close the distance to use her weight advantage to once again wrestle Deborah into a corner where KhloeK's greater bulk works to her advantage. Woll once more fighting well, retreating behind her jab; occasionally stopping to throw a counter right hand that lands flush... though Kardashian usually walks through them to keep coming like Schwarzenegger's 'Terminator.' 
Late, Woll still throwing with both hands appears to hurt Khloe who is stopped in her tracks, but Deborah is unable to take advantage and the round ends with Kardashian still stalking her and Khloe wins round on points wide, moving into the lead at the mid-way point of the fight. 

Rd 6: Hendricks calmly talks to her fighter between rounds, giving Theron the enviable task of icing down the redheads battered body and massaging her shoulders. Charlize with an encouraging slap on the butt as Deborah stands up. Across the ring, Momma Kris Jenner and Kendall both berating Khloe for failing to "close the deal." Khloe's still breathing hard as she rises and claps her gloves together.
Deborah out quickly, circling left behind her jab to avoid the on-rushing big body brunette. Woll changing direction quickly, reversing to her right after landing a cracking right cross to unbalance big Khloe who's wrong footed. Deborah Ann still moving well, her long, strong, legs carrying her away from Kardashian's powerful straight right; time and again getting her in position to use her own crisp, accurate right cross in combination with the left.
KhloeK frustrated by Woll's fluid movement this round, often throws punches from too long a distance, or when Deborah Ann suddenly changes direction to slip away just as Khloe unleashes; leaving her to hit nothing but air. Woll keeping up a steady drumbeat of punches, many of them merely light taps with her jab to Khloe's face, making it difficult for Kardashian to accurately judge the range as she ends up staring at a glove blocking her sight. 
Late, Khloe stumbles off balance after missing with a right just as Deborah reversed course and Woll cuffed her behind the ear with a left. When Khloe went to her knees, the crowd rose screaming, but the referee ruled it a slip rather than a knockdown and after wiping off KhloeK's gloves, the fight resumed with Kardashian red-faced and looking even more desperate while Woll was grinning and looking more confident. At the bell, Woll danced away with her arms raised, winning round by a shutout to again even the score at three rounds each.

Rd 7: Deborah Ann Woll in a familiar position - for the third time in three fights she's ahead or even late. Previously, she'd failed to hold the lead and she didn't need reminding by Hendricks - who reminded her anyway! Christina saying, "Don't get cocky young lady. Just keep doing what you've been doing. Don't overthink it!" 
Kris and Kylie both nagging Khloe, "You're bigger and stronger than that redhead. Put your left in her face and slug her with your right..." Kendall then adding, "Stop dancing around. You wanna be on 'Dancing With The Stars'... I'll call the producer. This ain't your audition."
Both women out of their corners, their mien serious; jaws clenched with determination. Khloe following her sisters advice, pushing her left in Deborah Ann's face to distract her, then driving her right to the body. But Woll, refusing to follow the script, whipping her right over KhloeK's extended left, clubbing her in the face; or hooking with the left when Khloe bends low to slam her right into the redhead's firm abs. Both women realizing there's a lot at stake, refuse to take a step back; hanging in and continuing to trade shots in a mindless series of exchanges until... down goes Khloe! 
A left hook, right cross combination from Deborah Ann both caught Kardashian flush - the left hook stunning the big-bodied brunette and as her hands dropped, a straight right to the chin dropped the big woman flat on her back. Woll, as surprised as anyone at the sudden and unexpected knockdown, stumbled forward, tripping over Khloe's legs and nearly went down herself!
Deborah flailed her arms trying to keep her balance as she careened into the ropes, grabbing on to save herself, then turned around to watch wide-eyed as the referee counted to FIVE, then waved off the rest of the count since KhloeK hadn't moved since she hit the canvas. Deborah scores a knockout in the second minute of the seventh round to win her first FCBA victory with a KO7 of huge Khloe Kardashian!
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AFTER: Deborah Ann Woll is in shock, then as it slowly dawns on her, she runs to her corner and leaps into Christina Hendricks' arms.... knocking Christina back into Theron. All three of them almost end up in a tangle of arms and legs in the Chimera corner! 
Once the announcer makes the result official, Deborah Ann, Christina and Charlize all walk over to Khloe's corner where Deborah shakes Khloe's hand and tells her, "Good fight." 
Kris and Kendall, thinking Woll has delusions of taking their sister for a 'Walk of Shame' quickly join them, then Momma Jenner says something to Hendricks that makes the busty redhead bristle. Chris tells the older Jenner, "Back off, bytch!" Kris slams both arms straight out, her hands on Hendricks' massive rack as she shoves the redhead back. As soon as Christina gets her feet under her, she rushes back at Kris, slamming her massive bosom into Kris's chest and sending the 63 year old crashing backward against the turnbuckles so hard she has to grab the ropes to stay up.
Kendall, seeing her mom boob-bashed by Hendricks, grabs the front of Theron's blouse and jacks the Oscar-winner up, shoves her fist under Charlize's chin and growls, "You wanna go with me, blondie?"
Charlize grabbed Kendall's wrists and struggled in vain trying to free herself while Kendall pushed her back to the middle of the ring. There Theron turned her body and hip-tossed Kendall and slammed her on the mat knocking the wind out of her. Charlize stepped over her and headed back to the corner to help Deborah who was grappling with Khloe who had been trying to get at Christina. Hendricks had her hands full with Kris who had come back at her and they each had a handful of hair and were tottering around.
Deborah was bearhugging Khloe around the chest from behind and when Charlize tried to grab Khloe, she was tackled by Kylie and they both went to the mat. The crowd was loving the extra excitement as the referee dithered waiting for security to show up and get things under control. At ringside, Tess Valmore was jumping and down, clapping excitedly, her face red as she shouted encouragement to her "bestie" Theron who looked like she was trying to play peacemaker, while at the same time clawing Khloe's assets in her effort pull her away from Woll who was hanging on KhloeK's back like a leech.
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When Security showed up after several minutes, they found Christina Hendricks breast smothering Kris Jenner in the Kardashian corner with Kylie struggling to pull Hendricks off of her mother. Kendall Jenner and Charlize Theron were spread-eagled in the middle of the ring with Charlize on top, her dancer's legs Grapevining Kendall's runway worthy legs like wishbones. Deborah Woll and Khloe Kardashian were both standing off to one side watching; discussing their fight while their handlers scrapped like schoolgirls. 



 

 

 

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