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29 May 2010 Lady Gaga vs Elisabeth Harnois

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Posted by simguy on 5/29/2010, 6:06 pm

BEFORE: "I'm on a roll!" Harnois quips in prefight, referencing her 1 fight win streak. "Seriously - I know Lavigne wasn't the toughest test - but she was in that fight to win it - she was competing, and I forced her to give...that's huge for me. Nothing against Gaga, but I want more of what I took from Avril: I've had a taste, and I'm more hungry than ever." Lady G comes in the much bigger star, but the debuting fighter: she knows it's an important fight. "I don't want to stumble out of the gates like Lilo did in her debut," Gaga says, kicking Lohan while she's hurting, "I really want to perform up to the level of my celebrity. That means annihilating someone like Beth. I get that she's coming off a win, and she's pumped - but that's what I want: I know Avril's there to be taken, but I want a real fight. Beth will give me that." Harnois in royal blue cotton tank top twist-tied 'neath her breasts; baby blue panties; long blonde hair tied off her face at temples, streaming long down her back; small white gloves. Lady G in black leather multi-strap deal with S&M motif; small black gloves.

During R1: Beth starts Gaga off with jab - punching mouth, tits, cheek with a firm, peppy delivery. Gaga poked, but answering hooks - sweeping left hands clout at Beth's jugs as Lady G steps forward. Minute mark: RIGHT HAND, BETH HARNOIS! Crashing blast turns Gaga's head, bends her knees...she's hurt! Lady G forming earmuff, crying out as Beth lambastes the waist: THEN GAGA HOOKS TEETH! Beth clouted, wobbled, but firming: she chips a slender-limbed hook across Gaga's chin, landing palm-down and setting LG up for the right cross. Gaga stumbling, giving ground: Beth prodding jabs - just tapping 'em to pate, knock-knocking at Lady before pasting her righty. Gaga to ropes, slapping back and missing: Beth working in and out in rigid, robotic parody of smooth Sarah Carter moves...but Harnois with the timing's getting it down. Stiff, ringing punches rock Gaga late: Beth baring teeth, scrubbing away to face to paste LG for a 10-8 first sans knockdown!

R2: Beth snarling, stepping left, poke-poke-poking her left hand in little stitches to Gaga's face. LG covering up, stooping forward behind her mitts: Beth's fitting her for swinging, buggy-whipping right hands that land with a high, sweet PAK! noise in Gaga's upper left flank. Harnois turning her girl midring - nothing fancy - just flutter-jabbing Gaga into covering up, then looking to strap those ribs. Nice in-out stepping from Beth keeps her safe: Gaga missing on desperation hooks - quickly forced to cover back up as Harnois' raindrop jabs prove a nuisance. Another first for Beth: a shutout round!

R3: Gaga's corner reminding her to jab-with: she does so, gets closer as a result, starts landing. Beth fielding hooks jug-and-jaw - curvy singer punching actress off her stance, forcing improvised brawling exchanges. Gaga a little quicker putting 'em together: short left hooks/chopping right hands buffett Beth, beating her to punches. Harnois trying to step out, get distance: Gaga doing a good job of stepping-with, burying hooks to ribcage late for satisfying points. Girls push off each other testily after bell: Harnois grumpy - Gaga brightening.

R4: Gaga blunders into punishment - smote a flying lead right uppercut, followed by scouring hooks to chase her ropeside early. Gaga wide-eyed, staring: Beth straining to apply extra polish - really bending in the right hands, then mopping up hooks. Gaga clipped and clipped again across her face: she's staring, stunned, hands only chest high in confusion. HARNOIS LATHERS LADY G! Terrific pasting...Beth in wide stance, clapping wide, sidearm rights upside Gaga's head - then tipping torso-right to swipe across the hook. Crowd screaming - poor Gaga slumped in ropes, taking horrific shellack - staring vixen refuses to go down, swaying in the wind as Beth piles on. Harnois teeth bared, eyes wild in slugging frenzy: she's never had a girl at her mercy like this before - bringing out the beast in Beth! Withering clout to-and-fro across Gaga's front...curvy legs holding her up but THE REF STEPS IN! It's all too much - Harnois unleashing in bold gambit to hustle Gaga out of there - Beth rewarded with the TKO4!

After: Harnois fascinated with her own success - lingering near a battered, blubbering Gaga - clearly enrapt at the singer's dazed distress. Harnois eventually gathered up by her people, escorted to her side of the ring as Lady G gets TLC on her stool. "I pasted her out!" Harnois gushes in post fight, delighted eyes dancing. "I welcomed Lady Gaga to the FCBA didn't I? We always tell our girls that winning makes a fighter 50% better - and it's true. I feel like now that I'm stopping girls, it's like my heart's grown 3 sizes bigger or something! MAN I love singers!" Beth receiving hate-twitters from Lindsay Lohan and Michelle Trachtenburg in the aftermath of this win - further indication that Harnois is actually getting noticed.