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29 May 2010 Megan Fox vs Michelle Williams

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LOOKOUT! BOXING VS HAWKEYE INTERNATIONAL STABLE WAR

Posted by simguy on 5/29/2010, 6:03 pm

BEFORE: Frequent pushing/slapping/glaring between these two: major bone of contention appears to be Mishy's Oscar-class disdain for Megan's blockbuster pedigree. "Oscars are dumb anyway," Megan insists at podium. "I'd rather make movies that people actually see, rather than dusty old pieces of crap for the critics. I've heard Mish talk about how she's going to wipe the ring with me, and let me tell you: there's no way in hell I'll let that happen. I'll freshen Mish up: she's a broken-down old boot at this point - there's just too much Megan Fox in this fight for her handle!" Mish rolling her eyes: Williams reportedly mauling sparring partners in anticipation of getting Fox in the ring. "Isn't she adorable?" Mishy mocks in rebuttal. " 'Oscars are dumb' - I love that! Seriously, for all you guys who love it when I stack a chick up and beat her tail to crown? You are gonna absolutely love this fight. Take your pictures now - you aren't going to want to after I'm done with her." Mish in zebra print bikini with twist-tie top and low-rise hipster bottoms; small black work out mitts; soft, messy blonde curls. Megan in forest green twist-tie top shot through with orange tiger striping; solid orange bikini bottoms; small black work out mitts; low battle braid with bangs bracketing face.

During R1: Megan's lips curling off teeth in bytchy snarl - she's lithe to midring, roaming to her left in a series of supple pivots. Mish tracking: dukes tucked into hollows of cheeks - torso in forward slugger's crouch as she stalks prey. Patting jabs from Megan - touching at Mishy's defences...then a rude, shoving right, parting Mishy's breasts: Meg pouting prettily upon delivery. Answer-hook from Michelle grazes chin as bendy-backed Meg pulls back on her hips, swivels herself round the Williams' right flank. Sudden, brisk exchange - girls leaning in, getting off straight lefts and rights, then withdrawing: Mish advancing thereafter as Fox wheels away. Williams the aggressor - slowly cutting off the ring; establishing hooks in Foxy's ribs; landing one good clouting right ear-to-chin along Foxy's jaw. Megan unhurt, but rushed, harried: Mishy's the effective aggressor in a feeling out first.

R2: Mishy bobbing her way in - finding Megan elusive. Fox lithe - sliding away from Mish, circling back to her - showing a very willowy torso. Good sequence for Fox halfway through: stiff double jab sprucing up Michelle's jugs; lean-back on supple hips makes Mishy's hook sweep short; back in with a right to chin - Meg really leaning in, turning Mishy's head aside with fluid stroke. Williams visibly surprised: Megan a little quicker, a littler cuter and more polished than expected. Cornering Meg at one point, Mish is taken unawares when Fox takes a firm small-glove grip with her left hand on Michelle's waistband - tug-and-spinning Michelle forward to reverse her into ropes. Down the stretch, Meg shoves a tuff left hook into Mishy's paunch, doubling her up with pained expression: flurry to Michelle's rack has her momentarily flabbergasted. Fox scoring, then leaning away from receipt: Megan licking her lips, grinning mischievously as she samples Oscar-class melons for no charge.

R3: Mish pressurizing Megan to neutral corner: Fox bouncing off one set of ropes, then those adjacent, neatly spinning herself out of the jam as Mish turns in low crouch. Megan leggy, sleek, loping around Michelle, stepping-out on her, luring her on. Williams eyes narrowing: minute in, she scoots forward in a rush, butting the top of her head to Foxy's chin. Megan stunned, covering up earmuff: Mish pumps a pair of short, very close-in right hands square to trunks, bunching Foxy up with a cry. Mish brightening: up out of her crouch, she tucks a left hand in behind Meggie's right elbow, causing collapse...Fox staggering backward while doubled up, hitting ropes butt-first. Mish plows in: snug right hand just making sure of Foxy's trunks, then Mishy's stacking her up, bodying her flat to ropes. MISHY WANTS JUG! Williams in there feverish - squirming and smiting, plowing away on perky ingenue rack - scrubbing back and forth against that top knot - using her elbows to keep Meg propped up. Fox unraveling...AND SO'S THAT TOP! Mishy scrounges away, punching apart Megan's top knot to release the hounds. Meg sobbing - turning into ropes while cradling battered boobies: ref pushes Mish away and STOPS THE FIGHT! Fox blubbering, left haunch in ropes, trying to keep herself covered: Mish crowing, strutting the ring like a little blonde King Kong. KO2 in sensational fashion - Michelle Williams.

After: Mish stops Megan in 3, drawing immediate comparisons to Scarlett Johannson. "We both used Megan like an old dish rag," Mish says of the common opponent, "but there's no question I cleaned her up more efficiently, with more authority than did Scary. I want to get Scarlett Johannson as soon as possible - in the ring preferably, but in a parking lot if necessary. To me - she and Megan are two peas in an over-rated pod!" Lost in all the HISC in-ring hoopla is a very sleek, well-groomed performance from Megan - showing improvement in leaps and bounds until she got rocked.