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29 November 2019 Kendall Jenner vs Adrianne Palicki

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on November 29, 2019, 12:14pm

Kendall Jenner v Adrianne Palicki(Words: Sceej / Results: Lookout!)

Pre fight press conference all about mutual respect. “What do I feel about fighting Kendall?” Palicki responding to the press, “We asked for this fight precisely because I’ve been going through a rough stretch and I am all about fighting the best. This girl’s record speaks for itself! 37 and 10? At her age and she’s already on the fast track for the Hall of Fame. And she’s got the scalps … Theron ... Winstead … Swift .. she’s fought the best and beat the best. But she’s not adding ‘Palicki’ to that resume!”
Kendall on Adrianne, “I’m a fan … or was when I was a little girl. I like the way she goes about her business … no drama … just wham bam thank you ma’am! I don’t look at her recent record – I look at tape – and I know you make a mistake against this girl and you end up looking up and listening to the man count ten!”

Fight night: Palciki to ring first in orange crocheted bikini, accompanied by Scrubby McGee and Jenny McCarthy, to strains of Pat Benetar’s “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”. Kendall Jenner to ring with head trainer Taryn Terrell rocking the black bikini. Head nods during instructions, fighters focused. Leave it to Jenny Mac to upset things, chiding Jenner, “You in truuuuuble now, little girl!”

Round 1: Tall lanky boxer punchers square off, near mirror image. Slight edge to Addie in height, Jenner with 10+ year advantage of youth! Jenner prohibitive favorite off recent success but Palicki ALWAYS has the puncher’s chance. Women circle, probe with jabs, Palciki looks to throw right behind jab and misses, Jenner opens up with left right to body that backs big Addie off. Jenner looks to pursue and walks into the diamond cutter right! Crowd leaps to feet as brunette is reeling – corner screaming for clinch and Kendall grabs on for dear life. Palicki struggling violently to get hands free but KJ able to maintain clinch and run out round. McCarthy screaming, lecturing referee that it’s not wrestling!!! Round to Palicki but young Kendall shows great poise and savvy.

Round 2: Adrianne out of corner with right hand cocked, left low … looking to shoot jab and try to bait younger fighter into trades. Kendall Jenner not buying what older woman is selling. Content to work perimeter of ring and jab at Palciki, faster hands and feet, peppering, annoying, and avoiding that big right hand. Volume of brisk punching takes round for Kendall Jenner.

Round 3: Kendall again working perimeter of ring, constantly turning Palicki, not letting her set, and scoring points with busy hands. Minute two and Palicki abruptly cuts the ring, feints left hook and … BRUNETTE DOWN! She sis not get all of it but she does not NEED all of it … Palicki straight right to Jenner temple sits the younger fighter down! Jenner startled but clear eyed, takes eight count on one knee and then up. McCarthy screaming from corner “FINISH HER!!!”. Palicki at Jenner with greater sense of urgency than one would expect this early in a fight but she has squandered a lot of leads lately. Kendall surprises crowd, corner and Adrianne Palciki by baring her teeth and trading! Hammer and tongs! Two big girls trading leather mid ring has crowd on its feet. Left hook by Jenner wobbles Adrianne. Straight right hand puts a shimmy in Kendall’s legs, then left to ribs and left back up to chin and Jenner looks ready to go as bell rings to end a wild third round!

Round 4: Kendall Jenner leggy in retreat, backpedaling, taking some punishment but avoiding that Hammer of Thor right, willing to concede round to clear head. Palicki visibly frustrated that she can’t find the off switch!

Round 5: Kendall Jenner out of corner, purposeful and ready to engage; Palicki beckoning her to bring it. Trade of jabs and then two big women start throwing leather center ring. Palicki with big right that bounces of shoulder. Jenner back with hook to ribcage. Palicki swings buggy whip left hook bashes younger woman’s flank, looks to load up with right to chin but Kendall beats her to the punch … BIG GIRL DOWN! Palicki takes short right on the chin, staggers a moment then takes a knee. Jenner to neutral corner as Addie takes the eight count – now it is Taryn Terrell screaming “FINISH!!!” Palicki turtling up, takes left right left to waist line, then that money hook to liver, guard dissolving. Hard right to jaw drives her to ropes, nd another right. Palicki loops right hand over top strand, struggling to stay on feet. Kendall Jenner extending left hand to stabilize opponent and then that crashing right to jaw. Palicki swooning … another right … another right … and REF HAS SEEN ENOUGH!!! Steps between and wraps up Kendall Jenner … Palicki draped insensate on ropes … absolute ruin of a fighter!
Kendall Jenner stops Adrianne Palicki by TKO in the 5th round.

Post fight: Jenner to corner to check on opponent, drawing cold glare from McCarthy. Palciki sobbing on stool “I don’t know what’s wrong … I … I had her …”
Boxing World Online with feature story, pic of sweat flying from Palicki’s head as Jenner right hand crashed home.

Headline: “Is This The End Of The Line For ‘The Chin Checker’?”