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3 April 2009 Lindsay Lohan vs AnnaLynne McCord

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 11 months ago

Posted by simguy on 4/3/2009, 7:22 am

 

Before: Lohan a starlet on the bubble: career in a vulnerable state - she's got to be seen to be winning against the Annalyns of the world - a fact of which Mccord is all too aware. "Omigod, she's panicking over this fight, and I'm loving it!" a beaming McCord states in prefight. "Lindsay thought she'd have all the time in the world to make her comeback, but Hollywood time isn't like time elsewhere. You blink here, and girls are scooting past you. She's like an older-model Ferrari just cruising along, and then the 2009 version comes out of nowhere to blow her doors off, ZOOM! I can't wait to expose this skank and get her out of here. Seriously: I'll be punching to retire Lindsay Lohan, guys - believe it!"

 

Lohan in a foul mood - curt with press, often arriving with dark circles under tired eyes: like it or not, there's truth in Annalyn's aggressive message. "My fists will fly in this fight," Lohan promises at podium. "I won't let her get off like she did against Megan: she'll be too hurt for that. Nobody's HURTING Annalyn - that's the whole thing: crack her a time or too and she'll bytch right down. After 3 rounds, I'm gonna have this girl in my back pocket. After 5 rounds, I'll be surprised if she's still getting off her stool to eat what I'm dishing. Lindsay Lohan's not going anywhere guys - certainly not because Annalyn McCord wants me to leave."

 

Annalyn in black bikini; shoulder-length blonde curls; small black work out gloves. Lohan in navy bikini top with big ring connection; white bottoms with baby blue diagonal stripes and little blue anchors; long blonde hair with crown-braid to keep it off her face.

 

Do they touch gloves? Not a chance.

R1: Lohan troubled by Annalyn's height early: McCord baring her teeth in aggressive snarl, punching straight rights and left jabs into Lindsay's face from well outside. Lohan scowling, jabbing at McCord's chest, trying to lean in and fetch her right crosses: Annalyn leaning away, circling all lithe and agile. Annalyn busy - constantly pumping the jab while circling about, then scrubbing away head-and-shoulders with straight, criss-cross combos. Lohan covering up, bending at the waist, or leaning back: she's at the end of McCord's rapid fire punching, unable to respond.

R2: Lindsay regroups: educated jab setting up sidearm, swinging right roundhouses against Annalyn's ribs. McCord's turn to scowl: she scampers away from these ringing body shots, showing excellent mobility in creating instant distance whenever she wants it. Lohan walking Annalyn down - locating her jabs, then trying to hurt her: McCord generally able to bound away, or lean in close to clinch for ref's break. All Lilo, but she's frustrated: Annalyn's legs, ranginess proving difficult to negotiate, though Lohan's the aggressor.

R3: Linds continues to bore in - trying to jab Annalyn to chest, then lean into her chin righty. McCord answering with frisky, side to side movement - springy legs propelling her around Lilo, making Lohan look sluggish in comparison. Sharp, tart, sudden rights and lefts from Annalyn expose Lilo's blocking scheme: McCord punching abruptly off her bouncing movements, bringing fists up off her waist to tap-tap-tap at Lohan's face. Lindsay covers up, then feels it downstairs: Annalyn leaning in on left foot, deploying a classic dip-n'-dig left uppercut to Lindsay's sternum. Lohan troubled, backing away when smote thus: Annalyn able to take over the initiative in a bitterly contested middle minute. Down the stretch, Lilo's legs look rubbery: she's hurt to the body, trying to disengage...but Annalyn won't have it. Curls a-bouncin', Annalyn's ON Lilo - hopping at her with frisky, poking rights and lefts - bopping back out of range - then darting in again as Lindsay grows grumpy. Short dip-n'-rip left uppercut takes Lilo to chin: SHE'S ROCKED! Lindsay's torso lolling as her legs stiffen - she's baby-stepping forward, eyelashes fluttering. ANNALYN PASTES LINDSAY! McCord snarling - stepping back in good order as she lets her hands go to Lindsay's drowsy face, walking Lilo into sharp, cracking rights and lefts, RIGHTS AND LEFTS - punching Lindsay to her knees! Lilo on all fours, then spilling forward onto her face - rear end in the air as her spindly arms give way. She's whining, desperately hurt, but she can't get up! KO3 in stunning upset fashion - Annalyn McCord.

After: McCord cheeky - she steps to Lilo's side as Lindsay's still grovelling ass-up on the canvas: Annalyn pantomiming sitting in her ferrari, shifting gears, extending arms to turn the steering wheel, looking over at the girl she's passing - you can almost see the wind in McCord's hair as she's got the top down, blazing on past. Tough, tough loss for Lindsay Lohan: she's going to have to have good people around her to help her rally from this latest set back. McCord all sinewy and rangy: lithe, sleek little blonde tearing up some veteran names of late, starting to be hard for flyweight aristocracy to ignore. Sporty blonde's also caught the attention of svelte bantam Carmella Decesare: Deech calling out Annalynne for a potential catch-weight fight at the next PPV. No word from Ultimate yet on whether or not they want to add a Playmate of the Year to Annalynne's resume.

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