Posted by Simguy on 8/3/2008, 12:41 am

Before: Legendary beach brawlers set to clash—many question if smaller Carmen still has the juice to match the Playboy Bad Girl, Jenny Mac. “Carmen’s probably fought more free challenged than any other celebrity alive,” notes one beach-beat columnist. “She can’t go to the beach without some 20 something calling her out—and Electra usually obliges. That takes it out of a girl—Carmen’s been targeted by up and coming bikini-models for years now and you wonder if she can still ante up for a legit pro-celeb fighter like Jenny. Mac is actually looking fitter and sharper than she ever has—she’s looked after herself and she’s rededicated herself. Jenny Mac is a hell of an obstacle for Carmen Electra at this point.” Electra blonde for the occasion; vivid royal blue push up bikini top; pink bottoms; small white gloves. Jenny Mac in metallic blue bikini with boy cut bottoms; small white gloves. Venue: Outdoor ring on Malibu beach; packed stands.

During R1: Mac rocked: Carmen lunges up out of a crouch with a left uppercut from the knees—scores to chin—pivots to her left around Jenny’s right flank. Mac turns on the spot, slapping at her own jaw with rights and lefts: she regroups her stance, bringing her elbows together below her breasts to firma V front. Carmen prowls to her right—flat-footed but supple: she triggers a sudden lead right, pounding it off Jenny’s prepared defences. McCarthy assessing—getting are-acquainted with the smaller woman’s sreed, pop and dynamism—Jenny patiently cutting off the ring, blocking shots, Carmen prowling and pivoting, crouching down, then leaping in: vicious helter-skelter approach. Mac issues jabs in the final minute—just dropping’em out hammer style from the v front: she’s managing traffic here, disrupting Carmen’s attack, Hard chopping jabs pounding at Electra’s rack enrages Carm: spirited two-way slugging results as Jenny cleverly coaxes her foe to stand and trade to the bell.

R2: Carmen pounce-stepping in and out, carrying her hands low, pivoting around swinging clouts. Mac caught to chin and chest, but taking the power well; she’s responding with stiff jabs, knocking at Carmen’s brow and breasts. By the minute mark—Mac has Carmen retreating: Jenny walking her girl down for the first time, starting to deploy, short, pummeling rights chest and chin, off the jab. Electra snarling, being hit hard here: she slashes back in sporadic flurries, tearing in combination at jenny’s tummy, tits and chin. Jmac the stronger, always coming forward and pressurizing Electra. Late the round, Jenny hooks Carmen loud to jug, precipitating another bruising round of toe-to-toe jug-mugging as Electra won’t be humbled. Crowd-pleasing rack-busting to be sure—but not the sort of fight Carmen wants to be in.

R3: Jenny now first with the jab, spearing Carmen’s face or uppercut, pre-empting Electra’s attack. When Carmen does get off—Jenny presents the V front, tucks her chin and calmly absorbs the bows on her arms and gloves—answering back with short, chopping pokes to drive Carmen ff. Electra petulant—circling outside and pouting: she’s still fighting hard, but having difficulty breaking down Jenny’s defences. Late the round—Jenny crouches to receive an overhand right from Carmen: McCarthy calmly answering back a jolting 6 inch right uppercut from her guard, taking Carmen clean to the chin. Electra stumbling back on her heels, buttocks wobbling, jugs a-jumping. Mac grinning big as she struts forward, hands at her sides at the bell.

R4: Mac too big, too strong, too technically proficient: her size and bully’s swagger wouldn’t be working if she weren’t jabbing Carmen into compliance first. Electra poked to ropes, then worked over: Mac leaning in on front foot, tidying up with short, snappy rights and lefts, evenly distributed up and down Electra’s luscious torso, Jenny rip-digging the odd clipping uppercut to rack: Carmen grimacing in pain, but she’s helpless to prevent it as she breaks down under pressure. Electra’s batting responses calmly blocked as Jenny keeps her dukes up, then answers back up the middle: McCarthy’s discipline a shock to many ringsiders who’ve never seen the canny side of Jen. Midway through—girls exchanging: Jenny rings a short hook off Carmen’s mouth, sitting Electra drowsy in the ropes, Dukes collected at her chin, Jenny’s leaning in close: she pumps a pair of short, gouging hooks to ribs, making sure of Electra’s legs, then drives in a muscular right cross, smiting Carmen’s face aside. Electra swooning, bashed upright against the ropes, her eyelashes flashing—she’s unraveling,. Snappy hook snatches at Carmen’s trembling paunch—punch quickly doubles into a crisp left uppercut to chin: DOWN GOES CARMEN! Electra switched off by Jenny’s stroke—Carmen imploding straight down, piles into canvas face-and-knees at once, sprawling out at Jenny’s feet. KOI4 in impressive fashion, Jenny McCarthy.

After: McCarthy refusing to indulge in typical beach gunslinging: Jenny fights a relaxed, smart big-girl style—patiently bringing the fight to Carmen and breaking her down for a tasty stoppage. “To much Jenny,” McCarthy shrugs, grinning mischievously. “I wondered if Carmen would even take the fight, but God love her—she still thins she can muscle up to handle me. Still has some pop—she probably hurts a lot of top flyweights with what she was hitting me with today—but I just wasn’t having it from her. Not. Having. It.”

Reposted by Archer 9/8/09.