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3 February 2011 Background Belle vs Swift

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 1 month ago

Posted by Archer News Service on 2/3/2011, 9:42 am, in reply to "Re: Camilla Belle vs Taylor Swift?"

 

 

BLONDE AMERICAN SONGBIRD CALLS OUT "BRAZILIAN MAN-TRAP"



"That Brazilian man-trap is going to be sorry she messed with me and my boy friends! She'll just wish all I'd done is tell the truth about her in a song!" The indignant Taylor Swift told Skip Tracey of Archer News when he contacted her about reports Taylor had challenged Camilla to an FCBA boxing match. "I can't wait to get 'Miss Eyebrows' into a ring and make my target until the blood is running into her eyes! That'll teach her!"

CAMILLE BELLE: "AMERICAN GIRLS ARE WIMPS!"




For her part Camilla Belle was unrepentant: "American girls are wimps! She acts like Joe and Jake had to be seduced away from her. That's a joke! They WANTED me because I'm a real woman and Taylor Swift is just a overgrown child who THINKS shes a woman--just like she THINKS she's a boxer. I know I don't have much of an FCBA record--but I've been keeping busy beating up on the no-hope-of-the-FCBA ingenues in club fights. I see this as a wonderful opportunity to humiliate an American blonde AND get myself some attention around here!"




Taylor breathing fire after hearing about that: "That Brazilian hussy is gonna find out just what American girls she's crossed can do to a slut like her! I know I haven't done much in the FCBA myself, but turning Camilla into a steamin' heap o' dark-haired tramp is gonna make the FCBA sit up and take notice!"

Well,. Skip thought, there was nothing like a love-feud to motivate an FCBA fighter. Even though Taylor Swift and Camilla Belle were both lacking in ring experience, there was nothing like a grudge match to fill seats in the FCBA arena. (There were even reports Taylor planned to have a camera crew on hand to film scenes for a new video version of her supposedly anti-Camilla song "Better Than Revenge". Camilla Belle just laughed at that: "Maybe I should have someone write a song called "Belle is Better" and they can use the footage of me beating that blonde ostrich down to size for the video!")

 

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