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3 June 2005 Charisma Carpenter vs Brittany Daniel

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 5 months ago

Posted by Simguy on 6/3/2005, 6:50 am.

 

Before: "I won't lie: it hurt to see Charisma become lightweight champ," says Brittany in a painfully candid BLONDE! mag interview. "It hurt because I've always been better than her, I've always been hotter and more special than her, but there I was on the beach and she was queen of the world and I just had to sit there and take it. Now that she's been deposed, beat up by Ali Landry and running out of gas - I'm gonna be all over her. I'm kicking 100% of Charisma's ample ass in this fight and climbing over her sobbing carcass to get what I want - let HER be miserable for a change!" Carpenter debating much of the content of the article in prefight press junkets. "Last time I checked I have the career edge over Brittany in boxing, and I own her on the carpet - I think that pretty much sums us up. She's never stopped hating, but that's not my problem: while she's worried about how much money I'm making, what roles I'm auditioning for, girls I'm beating - I'm just training and focusing on the fight. That's always been the difference between us." Carpenter in her famous navy blue fighting bikini - Daniel sporting blazing crimson.

 

During R1: Carpenter fades to ropes in closed stance, crouches, lures Brittany in: Daniel's read the book. Brit bodying up, pressing CC flat to ropes, tieing up brunette's right arm under Daniel's left - Brit goes to work out of the wrap, lugging in fat right hands. Short, jerking uppercuts in tight, checking Carpenter's chin. Stuffing gut-bumps, bodying up to smother the receipt. CC working hard to extricate herself, squirming and struggling - Daniel doing a nice job staying on top, using the right palm to push CC's left shoulder, keeping the torso open and vulnerable. Daniel not going hog-wild - doesn't want to slug herself out of position - she's content to ride Charisma sweaty, park beefy shots body and chin, and keep CC's back to ropes. Grinding shutout Brittany - she pushes herself off Charisma's steaming bulk and HOOKS THOSE JUGS! Cheap, late clout brings CC to boil - fight delayed as ref struggles to separate wild cat rivals.

 

R2: CC meeting Brittany midring - Daniel showing a classy, popping stick, smart counter-clockwise rotation to take advantage of CC's closed stance. Carpenter forced to open up and turn to keep Brittany in front of her - blonde jabbing shoulder and head, keeping Carpenter occupied. Midway through, Brittany steppin' and stickin' - she drops a whistling, text book right hand over Charisma's shoulder off the jab - follows up a doubled up right and a THIRD poking right as CC stumbles back to regroup on the ropes. Daniel steps-to smart - jabbing CC up top, getting her to bob and weave, then blonde STEPS INTO JUG! Crowd roaring as Brittany pins her ears back and wails away - hook-hook-hooking those melons, then swiping in the short arm right to begin chugging in earnest. Two-gun punching bumping Charisma's hulking mounds flat - stricken brunette grimacing, seated hurt in the strands, just trying to right herself. UPPERCUT! Brittany comes off jug with a ripping right to chin - Carpenter's skull rocked back - she comes up woozy! DANIEL TAKES EXTRA JUG! Brittany hup-hup-hupping away, face beet-red with the exertion of digging up Carpenter's mouthwatering rack-bulge. Bell: DANIEL'S STILL WORKING! Brittany mindless, possessed with jug-lust - she pumps and pumps until ref physically hauls her off sagging, stupified opponent. Charisma tottering to her stool, wincing in pain from Daniel's all-in assault.

 

R3: BRITTANY POURS IT ON! Daniel with those charging, lead right hands - series of tomohawk chops beats Carpenter to ropes, has her covering up: Daniel SCORCHES the rightside ribs a series of repeat hooks. Carpenter in a bad way - disorganized, not her usual slick self in the pocket - Brittany's punishing her with non-stop sock to the chest and biceps, dipping down to fit hooks in behind the elbow with thick, damp impact. Carpenter hurt to the body, floundering - she needs to cuddle-up but Brittany won't have it - ROCKING Carpenter back uppercuts, then getting back into that luscious body as brunette slowly stoops forward. By the midway point, CC ragged, wilting sideways into the ropes as Brittany pounds her ribs, leaning straight back when Brittany lifts right hands to jug or chin. Too much punching, too much Brittany and THE REF STEPS IN! Good Lord - TKO3 Brittany Daniel!

 

After: Charisma reeling in stupor, eyes blank, uncomprehending: it's probably her worst-ever outing against hated blonde rival. Daniel prancing, climbing the ropes, thumping her chest - it's like a dream come true as she MARCHES through the heart of the BSE order (Cuoco/Carpenter). CC not done, hurrying to tug hands free of mitts, she's over to CC and helping her off her stool - big brazen walk of shame to follow as Daniel gloats as only Brittany D can. Right arm strong about glistening brunette hips - Daniel raising her left hand 'number 1', parading a devastated Carpenter to all four corners. Brittany finally stashing beaten brunette backside on convenient turnbuckles: Jenny O'Dell climbs the apron, silent warning very apparent on frowning face. Daniel grinning, Charisma lolling helplessly - Brittany props Charisma's right leg in the strands - CC's world-class chest trembling, vulnerable as she reclines on the ropes: Jenny stoops and puts her right leg into the ring. Daniel laughing, shrugging, walks away to continue taunting from a safe distance as O'Dell moves in to tend to defenceless stablemate.

 

Thanks to Apollo for this repost.

 

Archer 10/19/09.

 

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