Posted by Simguy on 6/3/2005, 6:45 am,

Before: Intriguing match up - Loken one of the most physically imposing women in the history of female celebrity boxing, but she's always had her problems with the samba-smooth Daisy Fuentes. "She looks intimidating when you first see her," Fuentes admits in prefight, "so tall, so strong looking, but then you just get to chopping and she gives it up so sweet! She's very strong-bodied, but you put the work in and you WILL be rewarded (wriggles in a little seated salsa action, like just the thought of punishing Loken is tasty.) Kristanna looking to shed some rust and get back in the thick - she dismisses Fuentes outright. "Daisy's a shopworn old hag resting on her laurels. She's a tune up for me - that is if I can coax her off the ropes and make her throw some punches. The Daisy Fuentes who dropped me at the start of my career hasn't been seen in years." Daisy in yellow tight surfer-shirt, bare midriff, yellow/green floral print bikini bottoms, slick low ponytail. Kristanna in dark chocolate lace push up bra, boy cut panties, long flowing golden curls.

During R1-2: Fuentes countering off the slip, right under her chin, left low and loose. She'll dip to her left under Loken's right and answer back hooks; she'll dip to her right to roll Loken's jab and answer back rights. Kristanna frustrated and getting tagged - Daisy unerring as she clip-clap-clops away to jaw, either hand. Loken increasingly tentative as she can't make contact - posing with dukes at her chest and a frown on her face - Daisy slowing over to lead-offence, banging back Loken's startled mug with a rising jab from the waist. Final moments of the second round, Fuentes stepping into Loken, backing her up with booming headshots - Krissy's legs give a shimmy, spill her woozy into the ropes at the bell.

R3,4: Mission accomplished Fuentes: slick defence has Loken discouraged, big blonde's not pulling the trigger. Kris using her legs, loping around the ring like a bantamweight - Daisy not trying to match footspeed, but using her judgement, whittling down the ring with cute geometry, cutting Loken off, walking her into shots. Daisy directing her attack to Kristanna's ribcage these rounds - more and more Krissy's standing erect, dukes at her temples or cupping Daisy's ears while Fuentes patiently hacks at long blonde torso short and sharp. End of four: Daisy bright eyed, smiling, actually talking it up with ringsiders; Loken shopworn, mouthbreathing and cramped, not enjoying herself much so far.

R5: Kris gets a good talking to - corner convincing her to let her hands go and be the boss in there. Loken busier, double-pumping her jab - not connecting much, but at least she's keeping Daisy on the defensive. Fuentes neatly dipping to either side, slipping punches, but can't get the counter off - Loken taking advantage of the gaps to step around her stationary foe. Late the round, Kristanna has some luck jabbing Daisy to the body: probably should have been doing that from the beginning.

R6: GORGEOUS right hand counter Fuentes: she slips a muscular Loken one-two, steps into a thrusting right hand rocket and belts Krissy's head straight back in a shower of sweat. Loken stepping in fence post holes - legs locking up as she wanders away - Daisy takes charge. Fuentes fighting off Loken's chest, chup-chup-chupping away to ribs - short, savage chopping action taking big blonde's breath away. Loken cringing, pulling behind Daisy's head and trying to clinch - Kris getting tanned as Fuentes works her over against the ropes at the bell.

R7: Daisy stepping, feinting, jabbing Kris in the mouth, feinting, dropping the right hand: Loken's a confused, hurting beauty, now taking punches like a hobo on moonshine. Daisy working with a hard, tight smile - stooping to jab Kris to the body, stepping to chop the right to the jaw, ducking as Kris sweeps a tired response. Loken staggering shabby, trying to rally - but Daisy's walking her down, touching her, touching her. Down the stretch, Kris reclining against the ropes, face sadly in her hands - Fuentes methodically pounding the flanks, tucking punches up under the breasts, rocking Loken back tidy uppercuts. Brisk but controlled aggression - Daisy making every punch count, just polishing her blonde with consistent hurt. Kris drooping, then leaning back, twisting - movements slow, sluggish, wilting and Loken...goes...down! Kris descending in sorry, slow-mo stages, finally bludgeoned to her knees, spitting out her mouthpiece. It's OVER! Loken quits on her haunches - Daisy Fuentes struts away the KO7 victrix, screeching "HOW YA LIKE ME NOW, BYTCH?"

After: Kristanna in shock - taken apart to the body and brutally beaten down the stretch - she's all busted up, bewildered when Fuentes marches in to hug her up off her stool. Krusher security 100% focused on protecting Charlize Theron from ANY TU shenanigans tonight - poor Kris gets a long, slow walk from hungry Daisy as Fuentes rubs it in deep. Fuentes riding her right arm around the waist as Kris rides her left arm around Daisy's shoulders for support; Fuentes guiding blubbering, woozy Loken to corners. Latina waving, beaming - occasionally reaching in with her free left hand to pat and polish at Kristanna's trembling stomach region as if to say "All mine!" - poor Kris just throbbing, wishing it would all go away

Thanks to Apollo for this repost.

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