Posted by Simguy on 10/3/2008, 7:24 am.

Before: Plenty of heated tank-top pushing episodes between these two: Munn just as hotheaded and combustible as her blonde counterpart. “This chick’s a total joke.,” Jenny insists at the podium while security holds Olivia back. “She’s built a career around 2 lucky punches, and the backing of a hack slut-group pop act. Hudson exposed Olivia--no question about it: Munn was one round away from complete exhaustion and she was lucky Katie ran out of time. I’ll pick up where that fight left off and we’ll finally see an end to this charade, I’m punching Olivia back to wherever the hell she came from!” Not since Hunter Tylo’s unexpected run some years ago has an unknown fighter erupted out of the gates like Munn: “Girls don’t know what to make of me,” Olivia shrugs at the podium. “I’m pretty, but I fight hardnosed; I’m quick, but I hit a ton and hurt girls with everything I throw--I’m a handful, Jenny says I’m a joke--well, the joke’s gonna be on her. I’m gonna get all up in Jenny’s business--you’re gonna see Jenny McCarthy beaten like she’s never been beaten before. And I’m getting back to my knock-out ways--no more judge’s decisions. I’m laying Jenny on her back, and that’s a promise!” Olivia in fighting bikini; white gloves. Jenny in metallic blue bikini with boy-leg bottoms;  white gloves. During ring instructions--McCarthy gets into it was Nicole Scherzinger as Pussy Cat Dolls  still milling around--fight delayed as order is restored.

During R1: Jenny on her toes, pumping a STIFF stick, rotating left, taking a look-see. Olivia crouching forward, lifting mitts to temples to block on approach--frowning at the pop of Jenny’s poke. Final minute sees Olivia finally get close enough to tan Jenny’s ribs: blonde staying in, finishing up the round toe-to-toe after having already pocketed the points. Ref breaks up late hitting as both girls stay busy after the bell.

R2: Jenny pumps jabs, dictating terms midring. Hook off the jab startles Olivia: straight right hand SITS HER DOWN! Munn punched to her glutes all blinking and stunned--she scrambles up quick, blushing as jenny cackles in disdain. Jenny wades in looking to clean up: OLIVIA WON’T HAVE IT! Munn cracked a good hard, short right hand when she went down, but she brawls ferociously to deny Jenny satisfaction, hammering at blonde ribs in close. McCarthy steps back outside, circling to her right: she tries to curve on in again and again, each time encountering savage resistance. Olivia fighting with lips curling back off her teeth showing strong off the canvas. Jenny banks 10-8, but can’t make headway against chin-buzzed brunette.

R3: Hook/right hand: DOWN GOES MANN! Crunching, short tic-toc combo to chin puts Olivia on her glutes and elbows, tummy gulping in and out as she sprawls in astonishment. Jenny hooting down “LOOKING GOOD, OLIVIA!” as ref  bundling her back: show, rickety ascent for Munn as she beats the count. Jenny’s follow up more cautious, more effective than her first knockdown: she jabs Olivia to ropes, drives in a stout straight right to the body, buckling Munn’s knees with a spank. Jenny on top at the apron, scouring away short left uppercus.robust clubbing rights: she’s piling a beatdwon on Munn. Final minute, Olivia lumping up, getting beat in her cross-arm stance: she grunts upon receipt of a brace of Jenny rights and lefts in the flanks, then ANSWERS BACK BIG! Munn with a huge hook from the crossed-arm look, swiveling Jenny’s head, loosening her knees: MCCARTHY’S ROCKED! Jenny in open-mouthed stupor, heels digging into canvas--she hooks Olivia’s chest, then trades right hands as Munn wads forward! Glorious groggy toe-to-toe--Olivia grimly wading forward, trading shellack with jenny as McCarthy grudgingly gives ground. Bell: Olivia smites Jenny cheap and late--Jenny back in kind--ref works overtime as swaying beauties won’t back off. Olivia strong off the mat again, successfully converts Jenny’s 10-8 to a regular 10-9.

R4: Changing of the guard: Jenny a little rung up goes on the defensive; Olivia popeyed, goes over to offense, Stalking punishment from Munn--she’s crouching forward, establishing a thick right roundhouse in over Jenny’s left hip, working up-torso from there. McCarthy grimly giving ground, keeping herself covered up, dipping side to side as she retreats, occasionally stepping into clinch Olivia round the ribs for ref’s braks. Maunn taunting Jenny as blonde fights in tight-lipped silence: brunette able to pile up rough miles on curvy blonde chassis in the fourth.

R5: Jenny digging in, meeting Olivia shoulder to shoulder: Munn stepping-to, trading, then bumping Jenny off to walk her down. Shocking stuff: jenny getting all banged up in exchanges, then forced back--Olivia proving rugged as advertised, taking canvas from one of the stingiest blondes in boxing. Middle minute features a steady pounding of hooks against Jenny’s waist and right flank as Olivia steps-to: Munn cranking’em short. Getting her shoulder behinds‘, crowding in close on follow through. JENNT TAKES A KNEE! Breathless blonde steps back, face pinched--she goes to her right knee, hugging a battered ribcage as Munn lifts her mitts and crows. Real low-point in Jmac’s career as she’s momentarily helpless, on bended knee in front of a gloating upstart brunette who’s working hard for a body stoppage through 5.

R6: Jenny catches a second wind. Job one: get the jab back in Olivia’s face, slow up her approach. Job two: sidestep-left, turn Olivia, make her move her feet. Job three: right hands up the middle--straight, pounding blows off the shoulder, punching Olivia’s face back. Munn grimacing, punched onto her heels at times, forced to regroup before continuing her advance. Jenny stabilizes her front, regain initiative, dictates the point in a heady, professional 6th.

R7: Sweet boxin’ Jenny. McCarthy still punching ith vigor, but playing it very, very smart here. Stuff jabs vexing Olivia, starting to bust her up around the eyes. Tart, abrupt right hands jolt up the middle, scoring face-spank--Jenny even doubling up the right hand on occasion. As Munn raises her guard to block--Jenny’s on the body with hooks--raking young brunette rubs and waist with a hardhearted grin. Sound of Jenny’s mitts smacking and spanking against Olivia very authoritative--Jenny just turning her foe, getting off, shutting her out through 7. Munn deflated on the long walk back to her corner--mouth breathing and vexed.

R8:  Cue it up one more time. Jenny Mac showing precision to go with the stiff pushing: she’s turning Olivia’s right flank, breaking her down with systematic combos up top/hooks downstairs. Munn discouraged for the first time in her pro career: she’s just turning, eyes swelling, crouching uncertainly on the spot as Jenny shells away. Mac puttin’em together, tic-tac-toe--fitting in tucking left hooks in under Olivia’s right elbow; hooking and uppercutting Olivia in tight with the left hand; chopping righty at Olivia’s jaw and temple. Down the stretch, Olivia stumbles into ropes; Jenny steps-to and MACK GOES RACK! Jenny sensing weakness, surges into her opponent’s helpless knockers, standing up in the stirrups to give’em a good churning. Munn brave, eats it up--but the kids stopped punching and looks stunned shuffling back to her corner for the break. PCD-hired trainer shouting ineffectual cheerleader type stuff at his battered charge, telling Olivia: “She’s scared of ya!”, “Take her out, O!” and “Just get up in her, baby!”

R9: Munn slow off her stool. Left eye closed, swollen lips parted. Jenny closing quickly, eyes hard: jab/right hand pounds Olivia’s head back, startling her onto her heels, jenny dips left, pops hips-right, rips a vicious hook to Olivia’s body: Munn groans, spits out her mouthpiece, hugging herself as she backs into ropes. Jenny in quick, gloves at her chest as she squares away wide-stance: she pumps both her hands down onto Olivia’s guard, knocking it down, then gets to work on Munn’s face short rights and lefts. Olivia staring into punishment, guard loosening out of the way as Jenny bashes face and breast, staying on brunette with short, Evander Holyfield hooks and right hands. Munn battered from one foot to the other before she sags helpless in ropes: ref pulls Jenny off by her shoulders, cradles Olivia into ropes as this one’s called off. TKO9 Jenny McCarthy.

After: Jenny roaring--stomping the ring and bellowing exultation--drawing her thumb across her throat at Nicole S and taunting the PCD. Huge comeback from Jenny after the disaster of Beckinsale: she ate the punches other blondes couldn’t, took Olivia into deep waters, and finished her off. “I told you I’d pick this kid apart,” a lumped up Jenny Mac crows in post fight. “But I was wrong about one thing: Olivia Munn’s definitely no joke. She’s a tramp with Ho’s for back up singers and she’s got no respect for anybody--but she can fight. Any girl who comes off the canvas to hurt me is legit bad-ass in my book. I’m just glad I exposed her and stopped her--because she needed that. Now she knows she needs a real trainer, a real promoter and manager to make it in this business, or she’s just going to get used up.”

Reposted by Archer 4/5/10.