UNIFIED WELTERWEIGHT TITLE

Posted by Simguy on 10/3/2006, 6:46 pm.

Before: Former champ Keibler looks at what Nadia’s got; wants it all. “There’s no excuse for me not to be the champion,” wide-eyed Stacey says in all sincerity. “Nadia’s a free-swinging hack--a bully--a clown--she doesn’t have the class and style you need to be a proper champion. I’ll take this girl apart, stretch her out so she knows who’s the boss, and restore a little dignity to the welterweight championship. Don’t worry guys--the Dark Ages are just about over!” Bjorlin pursing her lips, non-plussed. “I’m way, way past Stacy Keibler at this point,” Nadia asserts. “She was champ in a time of transition--before I’d really gotten my game together. I’m firing on all cylinders now--there’s no WAY Stacy stands her ground when I start to find her. Don’t blink guys--Keibler’s gonna get erased in this one, and hopefully we’ll never need to see that post-fight crap of hers again.” Stacy in royal blue bikini with big white polka dots; white gloves; pretty ponytail with bangs. Nadia in gold bikini; black gloves.

During R1: Stacy on her toes, smiling ponytail tossing. Long blonde steppin’ in the jab, pushing off the back (tight) big toe: Nadia parrying, held at bay early. Bjorlin stalking, weaving her head side to side--she’s timing Stacy’s jab, trying to weave-rush in and land big to Keibler’s head. Stacy legging away from early charges, spearing Nadia’s face/upper chest--good stiff poke from Keebs early. Middle minute--Nadia gradually getting inside--ripping Keibler a right along the jugline/lefts upside the head as Stacy backpedals. Final minute--Keibler frowning: she’s been struck by some hard knocks; looking a little skittish, Nadia crouching/stalking Stacy along the apron: Keebs tries a rangy right uppercut from too far out--Nadia pounces in with a short, drifting right cross bingo to the chin. Stacy’s head swivels, body stiffening as her right hand sails. She topples sideways into ropes, eyes rolling, hands falling. Nadia scoots-to, pounding a right to Stacy’s open mouth, knocking blonde head over top rope: it lolls back forward, Stacy’s body relaxing into ropes, NASDIA SLAMS AWAY! Bjorlin’s magnificent dark-tanned body suddenly tense as she twists herself side to side, POURING  the leather to Stacy’s sleeping face. Crisp, violent, clubbing blows bat Stacy’s head around, driving her deeply out on her feet--Keibler crumbles to canvas in a slush pile of helpless blonde as ref tackles seething Nadia away. KO1 in devastating fashion--Nadia Bjorlin.

After:  Stacy on her front for many minutes--brutal battering a chilling sight as Nadia Bjorlin blazes away to victory--many of those punches landing on an already unconscious beauty’s slumbering face. “WHO’S NEXT?” An excited Nadia roars in post fight, still pumped by the savagery of the stoppage. “That’s all I want to know--who’s next? Who’s gonna step up and get knocked the F out? Answer: ANYBODY! I’m feelin’ it now, and NOBODY is taking belts away from Nadia Bjorlin. NOBODY!”

Reposted by Archer 10./7/10.