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30 April 2021 Model Mayhem @ The Asylum PPV Post-Event Press Conference

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Model Mayhem @ The Asylum PPV

Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on 30 April, 2021 at 8:36am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Cassie Scerbo, Ariel Winter, Gemma Arterton, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Taylor Hill, Katy Perry, Kara Del Toro, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic card. We appreciate their all coming. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with your flyweights. Two of your three veterans in action tonight, and neither of them wasted a lot of time getting a result..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Cassandra Lynn and Ariel both have the same goals in 2021, getting another shot at the belts. Cassie, obviously, has been to the mountain top, and, Ariel was excruciatingly close. So, are pretty laser-focused right now. And, as you saw tonight, that can be plenty dangerous for anyone across the ring from either of them. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk about Katy. Things got physical in there tonight..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Sure did, and that's not a surprise. In the FCBA, you can ALWAYS get caught with one, no matter how good you are. The key is how you respond to that. Katy responded very well, got back going, and got a big 'W'. She's had more title shots than anyone in the history of Front Street. She's right in that mix again in 2021. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Speaking of belts, Taylor Hill, your most recent champion, had the toughest assignment tonight and came up big again..."

Man In The Hat: "Taylor has been everything we hoped she'd be when we brought her in here. This girl is as good as any lightweight on the planet, and she's shown that again and again. That title reign she had isn't gonna be her last one. Count on it. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Your other two lights, one developing, the other a veteran right in the lightweight mix, both were impressive tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, Gems is Gems, you know. She's been at the top level of lightweight for some time now, and as you point out, she's right in the mix, where she always is. Just needs an opportunity, and she can be the first girl to win two belts for us. As for Kara, she's really done everything we hoped she'd do when we brought her in. She's got a ton of tools, and she's learnin' how to use 'em. Gettin' better every time out, and I can't wait for the NEXT time. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"