Rosie Huntington-Whiteley versus Miranda Kerr

Results: Lookout

Words: Fates

Miranda Kerr: 38 years old, 5’9”, 33-14 FCBA & BBU since 2011, Downunder Boxing

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: 34 years old, 5’9”, 15-23 FCBA & BBU combined since 2011, Fates Boxing

Before:

Two top models collide as Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr set foot in the ring later tonight. Rosie may have started out her career at an abysmal 2-22 record, but she’s been on a roll since joining Fates 11 of her last 14 fights. Miranda isn’t showing any signs of slowing down, being the current BBU lightweight champion At the press conference, the verbal blows fly as the two models go after each other.

“Please, you aren’t even one of the top lightweights in your stable.” Miranda taunts Rosie. “Besides, when people think about your time in the FCBA, they think about your abysmal record to start.”

“Hey, at least I’m still relevant in the FCBA – your last winning year was in 2017.” Huntington-Whiteley fires back. “Plus, I’m still relevant in the modeling industry, unlike you.”

Kerr feigns insult, “Well, stick to your modeling because you definitely couldn’t be an actress given your performances.”

RHW snarls and charges at Kerr, only to be blocked by security. The Brit fumes as the Aussie laughs – the action will just have to wait until the fight.

Come fight time, Miranda Kerr is the first woman to step out into the ring, the brunette removing her robe to reveal a yellow bikini set with green gloves. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley steps out moments later, not even bothering with a robe and donning a white bikini set with blue gloves. The two models get right in each other’s faces, standing at the same height and glaring at each other. The referee pulls the two apart, not even bothering to ask them to bump gloves and just calls for the bell.

Round 1:

Both Rosie and Miranda eagerly start the fight, and it doesn’t take long for the two girls to start trading blows as they both have the same reach. Rosie is the first to shift her focus away from her foe’s body and aims a right at Miranda’s head, but misses as Miranda moves her head out of the way. Kerr sees Huntington-Whiteley’s face exposed and slugs the blonde’s head with two fast rights that hit RHW in her lips and sends the blonde backwards. Miranda feints right before throwing a left into Rosie’s guard, muscling the blonde into the ropes early and finds her midriff. The impact of Kerr’s blows make a constant rhythm until Huntington-Whiteley finds a left through to the brunette’s face, giving the blonde enough time to clinch. The referee separates the two models and they return to throwing blows at each other, but the blonde gets the better end of the trades as the first round finishes. Kerr comes out ahead after the first round on points, wide.

Round 2:

Kerr cautiously exits her corner while Huntington-Whiteley charges the brunette. Rosie lands the first blow of the round, a right that glances off of Miranda’s face. Both girls have the same reach and Kerr gets Huntington-Whiteley back in her mouth, knocking the Brit backwards. The Aussie model steps up and hammers a right into Rosie’s flank before slamming a left into the blonde’s guard, just to keep her honest. RHW is on her back foot as Miranda steadily advances, making the blonde retreat, but the brunette can’t land any solid shots as Rosie has significantly upped her game since the two last met. Rosie plants her feet, parries a right from Miranda, and hits the older model with a right of her own, getting the Aussie just under her ribs before driving a short left into her foe’s face. Kerr winces and takes a step backwards, getting out of Rosie’s range, and the two girls feint at each other as the bell rings. Miranda Kerr furthers her lead early on points, taking the second round as well.

Round 3:

Huntington-Whiteley gets a talking to in her corner between rounds, and whatever was said got through, as for the first time in the fight, the blonde doesn’t charge the brunette and the two girls start by circling each other. Kerr and Huntington-Whiteley cautiously probe the other’s defenses, neither girl able to make serious headway until Rosie throws two consecutive right jabs with the second one slipping past Miranda’s gloves. The Brit’s blow catches the Aussie in her nose, sending the older model backwards. RHW bobs to the side, faking a left and then drills a right straight into Miranda’s chin and the brunette nearly goes down! Rosie pounces at the vulnerable Miranda, hitting blows into her foe’s ribs as Miranda covers her face until the Australian lands a blow back to Rosie’s chest, knocking her back. The two girls resume circling and the bell rings, sending the two models to their corners. This time, Rosie comes out ahead, closing Miranda’s lead.

Round 4:

Rosie growing more confident in the ring as she starts dancing around Miranda, having a bit more of a bounce in her step than her opponent. Huntington-Whiteley drills a right into Kerr’s flank as she out-maneuvers Kerr, and lines up a follow-up right at the brunette’s head. Miranda blocks the strike with her gloves and fires a left uppercut into Rosie’s chin and the blonde is wobbly! Miranda plunges leather into Rosie’s body as a follow up and knocks the younger model into the ropes, the brunette showing off why she’s still a considerable force in the FCBA a decade after her debut. Miranda just tees off on the wobbly blonde, beating her body until she finds a crack in Rosie’s guard, drilling her with two straight rights and down goes Huntington-Whiteley! Rosie falls down on her belly as the Australian model backs off, and the referee starts counting in front of the blonde. RHW picks her head up to see the count at five and she scrambles to all fours, pushing herself up on both legs at the count of eight. The ref waves Miranda back in, but the Aussie can’t wear down the Brit before the round ends. Miranda Kerr gets the first knockdown of the fight and takes the round on points, wide.

Round 5:

Miranda picks up where she left off in the fourth and goes after the blonde early, faking a left before sticking a right just under the model’s ribs. Huntington-Whiteley drops backward, blocking a follow-up left from the brunette that bounces off of the blonde’s gloves. Rosie plants her feet and strikes out with a left, catching Miranda in her shoulder as the brunette tries to evade the blow and ends up getting herself turned sideways. RHW steps forward and buries leather into Miranda’s body, driving the brunette backwards and drawing a slight groan out of the Australian. Kerr backs off and Huntington-Whiteley gives chase with rights and lefts flying, but nothing gets past Miranda’s guard. Kerr takes two steps backwards and plants her feet, blocking blows and firing back at Rosie, slamming a left into her chest. Huntington-Whiteley doesn’t seem to care as now both girls are absolutely slugging each other with everything they have as the bell rings. Rosie lands a blow after the bell and smirks, causing Miranda to scream at the blonde. The fight is heating up at the halfway mark, and Rosie comes back to win the round after getting knocked down in the fourth.

Round 6:

Both girls aren’t showing any signs of letting up as the fight enters its back half, as Rosie charges toward Miranda with a full head of steam. Kerr stands her ground, blocking a right from the blonde. Kerr shifts right and fires off a rocket of a right but Rosie somehow gets her head out of the way and Miranda’s lunged! The Australian model has nothing to protect herself with and the British girl snaps her head backwards with a right straight to her mouth! Miranda is stunned as Rosie tags a left into the brunette’s head to swivel into place for a right hook that gets Kerr right in her jaw and down she goes! Rosie smirks as she retreats to her corner as Miranda lifts her head off of the canvas to see the count progressing rapidly. Kerr reaches out to the ropes and lifts herself up to her two feet as Huntington-Whiteley is visibly agitated. The ref checks in on the brunette, and eventually waves the blonde back in. Rosie goes right back after Miranda, taking advantage of the older model protecting her head and pounds her body, doubling the brunette up in agony! RHW drills Kerr into the ropes and unleashes a furious barrage and Miranda’s not able to fight back! The blonde hammers three straight blows into the brunette’s face and the referee steps in! Your winner by TKO6, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley!

After:

Rosie parades around the ring as Miranda is helped to a stool, the blonde not even bothering to check in on the brunette as she just screams, “I told you so!” at Miranda, making good on her declaration that she has in fact improved since they last fought.

“If anyone was wondering if the old Rosie is still around, she isn’t.” Huntington-Whiteley boasts. “Let Miranda be a lesson to everyone who thinks that I’m still a pushover. I’ll take you down and show you no mercy.” The blonde storms out, having made her point, and looking more and more like she’s been a top lightweight for her entire career.

Miranda Kerr approaches the media later, visibly dejected by the result. “Rosie is definitely better than she once was.” The brunette grudgingly acknowledges, “But she has no titles, no reigns, nothing. But Rosie,” Miranda pauses, “if you want a rematch, just let me know. But I’ll tell you now – you will lose.”