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30 April 2022 Model Mayhem @ The Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo PPV Post-Event Press Conference

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MODEL MAYHEM AT THE ASYLUM II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Posted by Boxing World Online on 30 April 2022 at 7:29am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Billie Eilish, Meg Donnelly, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Tate McRae, Olivia Rodrigo, Kennedy McMann, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with PLP for allowing Ashley Benson to participate tonight. And, let's not forget our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Tate again. She got another result tonight. You have to be liking what you're seeing..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Look, there's stuff to work on. There's gonna be with a teenager in her third FCBA fight. But the tools are all there. And, she's gonna learn to use 'em. And, when she does? Look. Out! Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Billie didn't waste any time tonight, bantam or no..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Well, Billie's a big fly. She can fight bantam. Has the power to do it, as you saw. So, we'll explore those opportunities with her. Maybe some others as well. This girl ALSO has all the tools. And, she's gettin' so's she's gettin' a pretty good handle on 'em. The future is EXTREMELY bright for Billie. Extremely. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "You had another newbie out there tonight, Olivia, and one of your 'juniors', Kennedy. What were your takeaways?"

Man In The Hat: "We've talked about this bein' a big year for Kennedy and all the juniors. She was in pretty tough tonight, and she did very well. As for Olivia, now, Sampaio is a girl who's fought some lightweight. So, that was no easy assignment. But Ms. Rodrigo, as is her wont, came up big and got a result. My impressions of both are that I was suitably impressed. Now. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Let's talk flyweight. I know you're putting a little less emphasis on the division right now, but you had Meg and Kristen in action tonight and both looked very good, I thought..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "I agree with you. Meg's a girl who's gotten better and better since she signed here. She's ready for some big things. As for Kris, she's as good as any flyweight in the FCBA. She's PROVEN it. She's also as good as any flyweight in the Hall of Fame, because she beat FOUR OF 'EM in a row. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"