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30 November 2020 Brunette Ambition At The Asylum III Season Of The Witch Post-Fight Press Conference

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BRUNETTE AMBITION AT THE ASYLUM III: SEASON OF THE WITCH PPV

Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Nov 30, 2020 at 2:58am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Cassie Scerbo, Kristen Stewart, Ariel Winter, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Chloe Bennet, Katy Perry, Gemma Arterton, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Beevear's Babes for allowin' the lovely Ms. Keegan to grace us with her presence. And, let's thank our indie fighters. The backbone of Asylum. Couldn't do it without 'em. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Chloe. She's been at the top of your bantamweight division for a long time, and nothing tonight changed that..."

Man In The Hat: "Absolutely not. There's a reason Ms. Bennet was the first name I mentioned when people asked if any fighters were safe during the reorg. She's as good as any bantam on the planet and right in the middle of the title picture. Tonight, you saw why. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk about your lightweights. Taylor has the belts, but, Katy and Gemma are right at the top of the division with her. Both looked good tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Gems and Katy have been Top Ten lights for several years. And, neither of them are in the title picture right now because we HAVE the title, but, believe me, as soon as that's not the case, they'll be among the top contenders again. Both have power, athleticism, skill, and experience. We're very pleased with what we saw from our lightweights tonight. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "For the second month in a row, you had three flyweights in action tonight, and, obviously, the most impressive was my BFF!"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Cassandra Lynn is impressive every single day. Every single day in the gym. Every single day in the way she carries herself and the way she works. Tonight? In tough. Got in some trouble. But, you saw how she handled that. She kept working. She found some things. And, she came out on top. Because, that's what she DOES. Every single day. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Your other top flys were in action as well, and, both looked very good, I thought..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, obviously, Kris is a champion. She's number one contender for a reason. She's beaten a laundry list of top fighters, and she was in against another one tonight and came up big again. Ariel? There's just one more step for her to take. She had one chance and was very close to cashing it. She's working hard to get a second one, and, we think she will. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"