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30 April 2010 Anna Torv vs Kate Winslet

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"LONDON CALLING"

BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 4/30/2010, 10:34 am

BEFORE: English establishment ill-amused...Winslet backed by Zeta Jones, Liz Hurley, Lucy Brown, Karen Gillan and other UK celebs at the podium. "Anna Torv must be brought to heel," Kate explains at podium. "Women who come to England expecting plunder, must themselves be plundered. Anna will be shattered and thrown back - we won't tolerate her aggression here!" Torv impassive - if she's intimidated by the weight of celebrity arrayed against her, it's not showing. "Kate called ME out," Anna reminds the press in prefight, "not the other way around. I'm not the aggressor, but I will be the finisher. You can't just drop names and not expect someone to answer - especially if the name you're dropping is Anna Torv. Kate's going to get answered - and answered - with vigor!" Winslet in midnight blue push up bra and hipster fit panties; highlighted curls loose; white gloves. Anna in butterscotch plaid bra style bikini with 70s style bottoms; black gloves; hair in long smooth ponytail.

During R1: Roundhouse Winslet right socks Anna to jaw early: Torv thrown to her right - eyebrows high, eyes shut in shock, mouth open wide in "Ahhh"...she's stumbling early. Kate's follow up haymakers loop wide as Torv legs out of danger: Anna curling back in counterclockwise, starts jabbing Kate into compliance. Rest of the way all Anna: Torv in wide stance, pumping jabs into Kate's raised guard or stooping to reach left hands into soft Winslet gut. Winslet walking Anna down, but not cutting off the ring: Torv able to shift-clockwise in methodical pivots, turning the Briton midring.

R2: Wildness from Winslet early scatters Torv: Anna regrouping leggy - piecing in the jab to get Kate covered up, then it's business as usual. Torv rotating clockwise in wide stance - long, stiff left jabs bracing Kate's raised guard, or stabbing into body. Winslet with dukes at eyebrows, elbows up high rather than pressed against ribcage...Anna's corner makes note of this to Torv during break.

R3: Same looks: Winslet stalking in high guard, but rarely closing effectively. Anna dictating distance with stiff stick and long-legged lateral movement: blonde girl methodical in her movement, never rushed. Anna occasionally extending the left to Kate's guard - leaving it there as range-finder - then leaning in to hurl withering right hands down into British guts. Good thumping blows these - putting grimaces of complaint on Kate's face...Winslet never backing off however, despite the wallop.

R4: Anna working from the wide stance - showing her jab, leaning into stupendous rights to the body: she's throwing her hardest punches down into Kate's stomach. Winslet sponging it all up - pale thighs shaking at points, but she's taking Anna's best, continuing to march forward. Kate answering back with clubbing, wide left/rights at times: Anna able to lean back out of range, circle to either side to make Winslet come up short. Towards the end, Anna's mixing in a slightly looped right hand to get 'round Kate's guard - catching the left ear with a palm-down clout.

R5: Anna putting it all together: jabs and lateral movement; jabs to the body; right hands to the body; curled right hands past the guard. To this, she adds in a gorgeous, batting left hook off her front (left) plant-leg - clapping Kate in behind right elbow, taking her thick above the hip. Winslet grimacing, wearing down: pursuit is ragged at this point - British punching mostly slaps and tired waves, coming up short. During the break, Anna asks that her ponytail be undone: attendant in the corner brushes her long locks out straight down her back as Torv gazes across the ring. (Anna has a hair-man in addition to cut-man and trainer - unique in the FCBA.)

R6: Torv very comfortable with her distance now - circling Winslet, hurling vicious right hands at her head and body off the jab. Kate groaning, cringing: ringing body shots have her cramping up; crashing rights against her guard punching her own mitts back into her face. Midway through, Torv leans in on a banging one-two up top - off the left leg, she bats a pair of left hooks CHUP! CHUP! in behind Winslet's right elbow, crippling her. Kate backing away in pain, hands coming down: Anna hops in; slaps a wide left hook across parted British lips; leans into a crashing right cross, taking Kate to chin. Head swivel Kate Winslet - she's already moving backward when smote - now her legs lock up and her body pitches to canvas. Kate splashing onto her back - legs straight and stiff out before her - hands flopping out to either side - face docile and stunned. She's out - eyelashes humming as panicked ref waves off the count. KO6 Anna Torv in one-sided fashion.

After: Zeta Jones up out of her seat enraged; Hurley crossing arms and fuming; many other British vixens similarly appalled at the decisiveness of Torv's victory. Anna strutting the ring all leggy and blonde - tossing hair off her shoulders, winking at cameras. Big-screen replays linger on those booming, extended right hands Anna pitched into Kate's body: gorgeous strokes these - Torv just leaning in and plowing with bad intentions. Comprehensive victory for Anna shows her class and heavy hands at the weight: another Aussie blonde not to be dismissed