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30 Jan 2009 Kristen Bell vs Christina Ricci

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Posted by simguy on 1/30/2009, 8:01 pm.

Before: "Look out Kbell," Ricci says with a shrug at podium, "'cause I'm comin'. No way I get beat back to back: I'm gonna get all over Bell's business in this fight. I think next to Kreuk and Panettiere, she's probably the most over-rated fighter in the division - bursting her bubble's gonna make my year!" Bell stung by the 'over-rated' label, taking the podium a little hotter than usual. "I'm expecting fireworks," Kris says, eyes flashing, "they way she's talking - I'm expecting a LOT of fireworks. I'm amped to get some punching done on Ricci: get her hurt, stack her up, have some fun. Maybe after I've dressed her up, she can get back to you on how I rate. I know I'll be interested to hear it!" Ricci in midnight blue bikini; slicked back short ponytail; small white gloves. Green bra style bikini Ms. Bell; small black gloves; world's feistiest ponytail with messy bangs.

During R1: Eyes blazing, faces intense - girls hop-to, tensed to punch. Ricci with a bouncy, in-out attack takes the fight to Kris - Christina raking Bell with shearing right crosses up top, then a straight-arm, stroking left to solar plexus while shifting weight to back (right) foot. Several times this odd power punch strokes across Bell's sternum, bunching her up, coaxing surprised shouts of pain from her stricken lips. Kristen gut-shot, fanning on receipts: she's not getting off with authority - meanwhile, Ricci's lighting her up. Bell to bell, Ricci plays pinball with Kristen, shutting classy blonde out with feeling.

R2: Same again: uptempo, committed attack from Ricci leaves Bell staring in confusion, pain. Oh, that stroking, straight-arm swipe underneath! Bell shouting "GUHH!" "GAHH!" and "UHHH!" after successive strikes. Ricci really laying these licks in - weight on left foot as the punch connects - right foot up off canvas; weight transitioned to right foot as Ricci follows through, moving herself out of immediate range. Chrissy's right hand doing damage as well - penetrating Kristen's defence and frequently bouncing off her face before she can duck. Another brisk, potshotting shutout, Chris Ricci - sends Bell reeling to her corner for immediate tactical regroup.

R3: Bell pumping jabs spitting 'em in multiples as she scoots forward, then showering Ricci with combinations: best defence is a good offence. Ricci giving ground as punches bounce off head and shoulders: Bell takes midring, then swiftly ushers Ricci into her own home quadrant. Digging body attack ensues - Bell to Ricci: Kristen dipping, ducking in close, then baring her teeth as she lets her hands go to Ricci's tummy, tits. Chris gasping as she's lit up, forced into her own turnbuckles: she rallies, ducking down, then driving into Bell's breadbasket with retaliatory body-flurries. Crazy flyweight hup-hup down the stretch - girls panting with the effort of snatching at each other's straining bodies. Bell: they're still pitchin' - ref forced to pull 'em apart by respective arms, giving both a good shake and a stern word.

R4: Ricci pouncing at Bell, daring Kristen's jab and beating her to contact with gambling lead right hands. Kris startled time and again by Ricci's sneaky rights - punched to the face and driven off stance. Ricci crowding in after scoring - looking to overwhelm Bell inside: Kristen giving ground under determined hustle-punching to her aching body. From the halfway point on, Bell's fighting desperately off the ropes, taking a terrible beating as she slugs for her very life. Ricci snarling, churning furious, non-stop work at Bell - smiting her head, chest, ribs and tummy. Bell repeatedly knocked to a seat in the ropes: she's rallying herself, rolling uppercuts against Ricci's stout torso, but there's no question Chrissy's getting the better of it. Bell absorbing tremendous punishment: Ricci's position too strong, enabling her to outpunch, outwork and hurt Bell consistently to the break. Ricci chesting up, letting a dazed, disheveled little blonde hear all about it: ref has to pull Chrissy away by one brawny little arm.

R5: Bell trying to regroup behind her jab, looking to dictate pace: Ricci won't have it. Chris crouching, weaving jabs, then lunging into a sweeping, sidearm, palm-down right that catches Bell across her mouth as she's leaning away. Vicious head-snapping torque - Bell spun a quarter turn to her right, then jacknifing face-first to canvas. Kris sprawls on her belly, body and legs relaxing as she succumbs to Ricci's power punching. KO5 in gunslinging fashion - Christina Ricci!

After: Biggest win of Ricci's career sends her jumping into corner ropes, pounding her chest, bellowing at doubters on press row. Bell out cold, right cheek down, lips parted - devastating whack-against her worst since those disasterous Chabert outings. "TOLD you I'd bust her!" Ricci crows in prefight, looking short n' brawny next to towering interviewer. "I knew she couldn't handle my power - I knew it. Right from the start, I was punching to get her out of there - it was just a matter of time!"