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30 Jan 2009 Olga Kurylenko vs Charlize Theron

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Posted by simguy on 1/30/2009, 8:03 pm.

Before: "Might be a better match up stylistically for Olga," special commentator Cam Diaz notes at ringside, in reference to Olga's humbling experience at the fists of slugging Sarah Lancaster, "but it's also a step up in class. Plus, you gotta know Theron's not anxious to get beat by another stablemate: she's going to come in sharp. Charlize isn't hamfisted, but she still hits hard: Olga needs be more elusive and pick away at Charlize until she tires - then move in for the kill like I do. You know, a lot's been said about Olga's extensive experience during the selection process for Bond - but most of that wasn't boxing, and it certainly wasn't FCBA level fighting. I think she's pretty raw - and I know I want to get my paws on her while the movie's still out. Olga's in with sharks right now, and it's tough...but that's life: sink or swim, baby!" Olga in bright peach bikini against dusky skin; wild black gypsy tousle hair; small black work out gloves. Charlize in cream bikini; small white work out gloves; bronzed skin tone.

During R1: Charlize sorting Olga out with jabs early: blonde prodding brunette face and chest, steppin' left around the pokes. Olga fuming - rebuffed and rebuked as she's trying to close: frustrating first two minutes sees blonde pile up effortless points. Final minute - Olga clawing at CT's face with a pair of slapping rights pre-occupies Charlize: Kurylenko able to hop-in on left (front) foot with a short hook to chin. Good slinging clout - CT wide-eyed on receipt: she's a confused beauty, covering up in disarray. Olga leans in, lashes arms back and forth: bright PIK! PAK! PEK! bursts of small-glove leather on golden brown skin as Kurylenko peppers the majestic Theron torso. CT stooped forward behind mitts, grimacing as she baby-steps forward: Olga steals the round late with power and flurry. Oh, that gypsy strutting back to her corner! Olga flashing dark eyes, fairly twitching imaginary skirts as she strides with attitude-plus.

R2: Theron steely-eyed, tight lipped as she moves to take mid-ring. Slightly forward aspect for Theron, hands loose, low; right (back) heel up off canvas. Olga again running into stiff blonde jabbing: Charlize denying entrance while dictating terms. Kurylenko electing to punch from outside: Theron timing her, beating her to swift right hands to mouth. Kurylenko's legs lithe, but back straight, chin up: she's catching flush on her face - jabs and crosses. Second minute CT stoops, baits Kurylenko with a pair of poking left jabs in the belly; blonde pulls back (weight on right leg) to fade Olga's receipting jab; Theron leans back in with a chopping right hand counter - (the classic 'pull counter'). Olga chipped across left side of her jaw: long body jolts, right knee jerking up on reflex: when she puts right leg down again, foot's too far forward: Olga drops to her glutes with a stricken expression. Charlize strides past, nostrils flaring: how many brunettes has she dropped with that punch in her storied career? Olga up at 8, swooning ropeside: Theron wades in big-girl. Charlize palming slender brunette shoulders, pushing Olgo-to, then drifting her - criss-crossing lefts and rights to Kurylenko's staring face. Olga buzzed, thighs spasming: she's trying to slug back! Woozily lifting punches off her hips and shoving them at Theron, trying to back her off. CT not having it - she's palming up to shove and jostle Olga, then keying on her face - punching almost at will with smooth, straight, strafing blows. Olga coming apart at the seams - head kicking back and around, lips parted as her own punching dissolves into slapping: stop the fight ref, this chick's getting mauled. CT staying on her - big blonde in strong stance, eyes hard as punches flow rhythmically off her shoulders, pounding Olga senseless. Official finally moves in as Olga's wiry legs hold her up, but she's clearly helpless under Theron's beefy onslaught. TKO2 Charlize Theron.

After: Theron takes care of business - giving Olga one last glance to make sure of her prey before turning away. Kurylenko slumps into official's arms, blubbering quietly into his shoulder as long legs give way. "That's more like it," Theron says of her icy dismissal of a potential stable-rival. "I put my foot down; the other girl trembles - that's the way it's supposed to be. Olga's good - nimble at the weight - but she's hittable and hurtable. I knew I'd clip her sooner or later, then move in to finish: the fight went exactly as I'd envisioned - only shorter." Phone ringing off the hook for Olga as long blonde predators want a piece: Helfer, Diaz, Sims, Marissa Miller, Ashley Scott - line forms on the right for a suddenly vulnerable Bond girl.