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30 July 2010 Shannyn Sossamon vs Holly Valance

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 7/30/2010, 1:16 pm

BEFORE: Holly V straining to make the bantam limit - curvy blonde anxious to remind one and all of her quality. "I'm the hottest fighter out there, and I can't get arrested," Valance gripes in prefight. "The Moonlight producers helped put me together with Sossamon (Shannyn also guest starred on the ill fated vampire melodrama) but I'm looking for better. It's a showcase I need, and a showcase I mean to provide...over Shannyn's flattened chassis if need be!" Sassomon motivated by rival Piper Perabo's resurgence: thought of Piper's potentially mouthwatering opportunities leaves Shan livid. "I won't let Piper pass me by," Sassomon vows in prefight. "She fought some cheap skank nobody and got knocked out: I'm fighting one of the very best Aussie Blondes...that tells you all you need to know about me and Piper." Shannyn in sporty yellow bikini; small black gloves; brown hair with bangs, just beyond shoulder length. Holly in black DOA bra and panties set; small black gloves; short blonde fighting tousle. Small BAD venue: large private residence in Malibu - second story atrium overlooking the main floor/living room - ring set up in living room (accomodating a couple hundred well-heeled jet setting fans).

During R1: Shan sets to work on Holly's middle - brunette lowering head, thrashing away both arms underneath with big backswing load-ups. Holly elbows in, sitting in the pocket to receive: when Shannyn's done, Valance nips back tight uppercuts, then stoops forward to crowd receipts. Pleasing stuff back and forth - Shan's body-whacking loud and highly visual, but hitting a lot of elbows/arms on clever Holly. Down the stretch, Valance tucked in close, mitts curled into her mouth/elbows in tight...she dips left shoulder; fits stubby left to Shannyn's tummy; eases back a smidge to clip left uppercut to teeth; dips and goes back downstairs to tuck left hand deep to tummy. Sossamon groaning, tieing up: she's hurt, wincing as she hangs on to bell.

R2: Shan still looking to load up and whack away downstairs...but she's more patient, willing to step around her jab and pick her spots. Holly relaxed - left at her hip/right at her chest/weight on right (back) leg - she's turning, parrying shots, covering up full earmuff whenever Shan commits to the body. Valance swatting and swiping back cute counters, but she's a little lazy this round - content to cover up and let Shannyn spend up her money. Sassomon outworks her blonde, takes points.

R3: Same again - Sossamon very busy about her girl - jabbing Holly - leaning in to lap mitts against tummy - hurling opportunistic looping rights to Holly's elusive head. Valance compact, slick defensively - blocking body shots, ducking under head shots, pivoting and sliding around the ring smoothly...but she's not taxing her aggressive brunette foe. Advantage Shannyn as Sassomon takes the lead.

R4: TORRID body punching - Shannyn on Holly: Valance groaning, easing into ropes as brunette unleashes thick, lashing lefts and rights. Big bangin' has Holly destitute: she ties up, face pinched...Sossamon wriggling free, pushing clear, then getting back to work. Thick wallop assails Holly along ropes - Valance with left across her gut/right palm-out at left cheek, grimacing as her torso is strapped. Down the stretch, clever potshotting counters from desperate Holly find either side of Shannyn's face...SASSY'S HURT! Sossamon slugged wobbly butt, covering up face-in-gloves: groggy Holly turns off the ropes, swatting wide right hands to brunette head-and-shoulders to swap positions! Holly on Shan to the bell: blonde girl open-mouthed, slopping on exhausted lefts and rights as brunette wilts face-in-gloves. Ref has to pull mindless Valance off her trembling foe in a rousing 4th.

R5: Girls mindless - falling in together mouth on shoulder: it's thirsty work inside. Girls kneading and bumping, swapping thick underneath - occasionally coming up top via short uppercuts. Shan loves to lay her chin on Holly's shoulder, then lap away big-backswing lefts and rights: concussive wallops beating Valance breathless. Holly more apt to swipe and chop - cuffing at Shannyn's flat tummy, or picking up her chin via cute right uppercuts in tight...always finishing up with the left shoulder bumping Shan's breasts. Holly warned for getting that chickenwing left elbow up to push and steer with: doesn't deter her.

R6: More succulent mouth-on-shoulder bump-and-grind: both girls wearing down on the other. Holly so cute and slick inside - little chops, swats and swipes taking Shan in her paunch, about her jugs, on her jawlines. Holly in control with the left shoulder in Shannyn's breasts - now Valance also snaking the left arm round Shan's right to stabilize brunette for fish-hook right uppercuts. Shan banging back in spots - that same slopping barrage to blonde tummy: Valance doing a good job minimizing the damage with clever little angles, good blocking schemes, and vicious countering in snug.

R7; Same again in every respect: girls in snug - Holly getting the better of it. Valance managing her foe beautifully - touching Shannyn up, steering her around - using that chickenwing left elbow to nudge and prop. Sossamon's face growing groggy/blank from steady attrition...eyelids drooping, mouth open on Holly's shoulder as the girls struggle on. Valance bathed in sweat and looking flushed, but alert: she's tidying up and she knows it.

R8: Exact same thing: Shannyn spellbound by Holly, laying in and fighting blonde's fight. At the bell, Blonde sends woozy brunette stumbling back to her corner with a slapping right hand on the rump.

R9: Shannyn catches second wind, hurts Holly with a hook to chin early, chases her to ropes, beats her without mercy. Valance under pressure - gritting her teeth, rolling in the pocket, showing earmuff, showing crossed-arm: she's under siege. Shannyn lathering away, teeth bared - she's in wide stance, popping hips left and right to sling home wide harm onto shabby blonde target. Valance battered pillar to post, but taking most of the punishment on her shoulders/lats/waistline: Shannyn bangs away, still can't get consistent leather onto Holly's chin.

R10: Holly out of gas - battered pillar to post again: she's weeping from punishment. Shannyn exhausted, but willing herself to sheet punches onto Valance, lashing stricken blonde from one corner to the next in a sliding path along ropes. Valance too proud to go down...she's a blubbering wreck at the bell, but the cards come back UD10 DRAW.

Draw does Holly no good - her career stalled out once before when a draw against Lindsay Price hamstrung both ring careers: Valance wants a deciding eleventh. Sossamon with nothing to lose: she feels stronger, and Piper lost her fight, so Shannyn's good to go!

R11: Holly jabs for jug...slides in with left shoulder to chest...reaches left arm round for control: blonde girl works her brunette to ropes. Shannyn grimacing, trying to slug her way free, but Holly very cute the way she'll lean back or crowd in close, or bob her torso on the spot. Valance tucking right hands to tummy; right hands to jug; right hands to chin - little swat-uppercuts and jamming rights as she bodies up to crowd. Shannyn rocked at points, sponging up stiff leather: she's all woozy and tired, sagging against ropes and absorbing to bell. Holly brightening immediately when ref steps in: Shannyn all puffy/shiny/distraught...that's UD11, Holly Valance.

After: Bitterly contested fight puts both women in a good light: Holly shines just a bit brighter on the night. "Wonderful to be back, and use up a girl like Shannyn," a tired, but exuberant Holly gushes in postfight. "I'd love to get in the Piper Perabo sweepstakes - or pick off some of the dance partners she's considering: they'd look better with me anyway! Or Scherzinger: I DON'T think she's that hot, or that bendy, and I know I could render her helpless. Bottom line is: Holly Valance is still here, and she's kicking butt