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30 June 2019 Scarlett Johansson vs Lili Reinhart

Page history last edited by caspian2 4 years, 2 months ago

 

Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Jul 1, 2019 at 7:53am

 

BEFORE:

"Look, maybe I didn't get the job done against Bennet last year," says Scarlett with a lovely smile. "But. Bennet is as good as it gets. This girl? She's got potential. But, she's no Chloe Bennet."

"Scarlett's right," says a stone-faced Lili. "I'm NOT Chloe Bennet. I'm Lili Reinhart. And, Lili Reinhart is about to kick ScarJo's a**!"



ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Falling Down' and down the aisle comes the singer of that tune, the lovely Scarlett Johansson..."

Cassie: "And, that means we're just MOMENTS from Mac saying that a girl who's been on the cover of every magazine this side of Field and Stream isn't hot enough to be in 'Playboy'..."

McCarthy: "I SAID that she's hot enough FOR 'Playboy', just not hot enough to be a CENTERFOLD..."

Cassie: "Which just makes you slightly LESS certifiable..."

McCarthy: "You LITTLE..."

O'Dell: "Now calm DOWN, Mac, and let's concentrate on the ring, where ScarJo is climbing in to be helped off with the robe to reveal that silver number we saw last year...and, the crowd POPPING like she could be a centerfold..."

Tess: "Here's where Mac insults Philadelphia..."

McCarthy: "Shut UP, Walmart!"

O'Dell: "Drink UP, boys, and LISTEN up as the sounds of 'What I've Done' by Linkin Park pound through the arena to herald the arrival of one 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart..."

Tess: "And, it's the theme of the evening. Reinhart another girl fighting for her place on the Tenth Anniversary roster. And, she can take a big step toward doing that tonight..."

O'Dell: "Lili into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that white number with the blue and gold pinstripes we've seen before...and the crowd showing plenty of appreciation. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Lili. Mac?"

McCarthy: "ScarJo is right. This girl is no Chloe Bennet...and even BENNET is overrated. ScarJo!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "There's the bell. And Reinhart after ScarJo immediately! Lili not at ALL happy by that pre-fight stuff, and she's taking some of that frustration out on Scarlett right now, backing her up with hard shot in the early going and STAGGERING her with a right hand! ScarJo is HURT in the opening minute..."

Cassie: "THIS might be a good way for Lili to make that Tenth Anniversary roster..."

O'Dell: "Reinhart hammering away at the older woman, driving her back into the ropes, then working her OVER to the body. ScarJo tying up, but Reinhart stacking her, then working more body before going back upstairs and ROCKING Scarlett with another right hand..."

Tess: "Ref not going to watch much more of this..."

O'Dell: "Thirty seconds to go. Scarlett hanging on, literally and figuratively as she clinches again. Lili working body. Scarlett wrapping around the head, getting the referee to come in and break the fighters apart and there's the bell. End of the first, and no question it's Reinhart wide."

McCarthy: "But, she's only up 10-9 and might regret not finishing."



ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Reinhart right back on the attack, all OVER ScarJo in the early going. Older woman giving ground, playing defense, countering in spots, and RINGING REINHART UP with a right-hand counter! Johansson turns the fight with one punch, staggering Lili and sending her stumbling backward..."

McCarthy: "Kid got reckless and got caught. A REAL trainer would have warned her about that..."

O'Dell: "And, ScarJo now paying the younger woman back for that first round, backing her up to the ropes and letting her have it with both hands. Johansson getting off lusty to both head and body, looking to succeed where Lili failed and finish this thing early..."

Cassie: "Reinhart playing some nice defense, rolling with, blocking..."

O'Dell: "Final fifteen seconds of the round. Scarlett in total command, taking the fight to Reinhart as we approach the end of the round. GOOD right hand from Johansson got Lili's attention and the referee's, but, there's the bell. Lili rides it out, but Scarlett wins it big..."

Tess: "And evens things at 19."



ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third begins with Scarlett on the offensive. She's taking the fight to Reinhart, sitting down on her punches, backing up the Front Streeter. Lili giving ground, playing defense, perhaps appropriately chastened after that right hand counter that turned things in the second..."

McCarthy: "What would one of Weirdo's Dancing Hookers know about CHASTITY..."

Tess: "At least as much as a woman who's spent half her life posing naked..."

McCarthy: "Half...you...SHUT UP, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Lili soaks up more punishment from ScarJo, who's gotten it all rolling right now. Lili countering in spots, but she's mostly on the back foot, and the older woman is working hard to keep her there. Front Streeter can't get much going right now..."

Cassie: "And, that's, as you said, Jenny, down to Scarlett with her pressure."

O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the third. It's been almost all ScarJo this stanza...in fact, it's been almost all ScarJo since that right hand in the last round. And, with ten seconds to go, there's no doubt she's going to claim the points in this one. There's the bell. Scarlett. Wide."

Cassie: "And, ScarJo takes the lead 29-28."



ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Scarlett looking to continue pressing in the fourth, but Lili holding ground now, firing back. Johansson not going to get into a firefight at this point. Instead, she gets to range and begins boxing. Reinhart willing to play along on these terms, moving head, hands, feet, looking to find space for leather."

Tess: "Scarlett not really thought of as a boxer, though she can box. More of a pressure fighter. But, she's doing a good job at the moment."

O'Dell: "Indeed, she is, and so is Reinhart. Lili putting punches together, getting the hands out and back quickly, scoring points with both left and right. It's good, two-way action this round, for the first time in the fight. SHARP exchange there, and both fighters landed a good punch..."

Cassie: "Both of these girls can hit, as we've already seen."

O'Dell: "About half a minute left in a well-fought fourth round. Nobody's gained much of an advantage and both girls know it, so they turn it on as we near the bell and leather is FLYING. GOOD right ScarJo, and a NASTY rejoinder from Lili at the bell. Close. Reinhart gets the points."

McCarthy: "And, we're even at 38."



ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Ladies back to getting their box on, jabbing, moving, slipping punches, putting combinations together. Both blondes looking plenty good at this, as we're seeing some sharp, accurate, effective leather tossed, and, at times, landed. At other times, blocked and slipped..."

McCarthy: "Let's not get carried away. NEITHER of these girls can box like Mac The Knife!"

O'Dell: "But, both are proving to be able to do it very, very well. We've hit the mid-point of a very close fifth round, and this is good technical stuff right now. And, it's also entertaining stuff, as there's plenty of action going on at the moment. SHARP exchange right there!"

Cassie: "Both fighters landed good punches."

O'Dell: "Did, indeed. Down to thirty seconds to go in a very competitive fifth, and, like the fight itself at the moment, not a lot in it. Another good exchange sees both blondes land some solid shot, and there's the bell. Glove tap, as the ladies show one another some respect. Nothing at all in it. Draw."

Tess: "And we're still even, this time at 48."



ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Second half of this competitive contest starts the way the first ended, with the ladies boxing at range. Both clearly feeling comfortable on these terms, though both have, in the past, forced the issue a lot more than they appear to be doing at the moment, but, it isn't broken..."

Cassie: "And, just as importantly, both fighters think they have the advantage on these terms. "

O'Dell: "That's obviously the thinking right now. ScarJo double-tapping that jab now, giving herself another bit of time to set up the right hand and it's working for her. She's getting some nice power punches on target. Lili not hurt, but she's being forced to the defensive more often."

Tess: "And, ScarJo beginning to gain an advantage as a result."

O'Dell: "Is, indeed. Older blonde building a small lead as we head down the stretch. Fifteen seconds to go. Another NICE combination by Johansson forces Reinhart to cover up and Scarlett lets loose a follow up flurry that takes us to the bell. Close, but ScarJo has the points."

McCarthy: "And, she moves into the lead 58-57."



ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Right back to boxing in a closely-fought, entertaining final fight of the evening. ScarJo double-tapping that jab again, holding Reinhart in place for the follow on right hands. Lili now stepping to, working some body. Scarlett willing to fight on these terms, banging right back."

McCarthy: "Kid can't box with ScarJo. Figures she'll try something else."

O'Dell: "Scarlett a SOLID right hand and LILI ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Johansson stumbling backward and nearly going down and now Reinhart is ALL IN. Lili winging away with both hands, driving the older woman back into the ropes and going to TOWN..."

Tess: "Still about thirty seconds to go. Scarlett's in deep trouble here..."

O'Dell: "Is, indeed. Lili digging some body, then going back upstairs and RINGING SCARJO UP with a NASTY right hook! Referee looking in closely. Scarlett hanging on, trying to get to the bell. Ten seconds to go. Lili going to bang away right to the bell and there it is. ScarJo survives, but it's Reinhart wide."

Cassie: "And, we're even at 68."



ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Eighth begins with Lili on the offensive. She's backing up a still-wobbly Johansson with hard shot. Scarlett giving ground willingly, turning, trying to stay off the ropes and GETTING DROPPED by a right hand from Lili! ScarJo sent crashing to her back by a HARD straight right!"

Cassie: "Caught her pretty good with that..."

O'Dell: "Did, indeed. Lili to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Scarlett rolls to hands and knees at six. Seven. Eight. And, Johansson gets to her feet. Referee gives her the mandatory and waives on Lili! Reinhart on a mission, now, letting the hands go, sending a wobbly Scarlett backward and DROPPING HER AGAIN!"

Tess: "NICE right hook!"

O'Dell: "Again, Lili to a neutral corner. Scarlett down on her right side. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Johansson rolls to her belly at seven. Eight. Nine. Scarlett pushing to her feet...TEN! Referee waives it off! Scarlett gets to her feet, but not in time and it's OVER! And your winner by KO8 is 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"



AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Lili Reinhart, and, Lili, heck of a fight..."

Lili (nodding): "She's a good one. Gave Chloe all she wanted. I knew I was in for it tonight. But. I also knew I'd come out on top, and I did."

Tess: "Does this get your name on the Tenth Anniversary roster in ink?"

Lili (smiling): "Talk to management about that. All I'm going to do is keep proving they don't want to lose me." 

 

 

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