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30 November 2010 Bridget Moynahan vs Charlize Theron

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 2 months ago


 

SPECIAL EVENT BOXING

 

 

 

Posted by simguy on 11/30/2010, 9:06 am

 

BEFORE: "I'm sorry, but I'm not willing to call Bridgy Mo 'A-list'," Charlize says to a stunned press corps in prefight. "Yes - she's been in a lot of blockbusters, but she's made her living being the 'girlfriend' in those movies. I carry pictures; Jolie carries pictures...Bridgy plays furniture, essentially. And now she's doing TV, which is basically like saying you've given up."

 

Moynihan fuming - no secret she's been a confirmed Charlize-hater for a few years now. "Theron has been denying me status for years," Bridget scowls. "She can't stand anyone else getting attention. We've been paired several times outside of the FCBA, and it's always a nightmare: she's always invoking 'Oscar Winner's Privilege' or some other loop hole to get out of tight spots...I'm SO looking forward to finally getting her in a boxing ring where it's just her and me punching until she quits!" Interesting aside: Moynihan originally contracting Tricia Helfer to head up her camp, only to dismiss Tricia after several heated sparring sessions turned into real-deals.

 

Charlize in midnight blue Esquire bikini; small white work out gloves; hair in curly tousle. Bridget in lavender bra/panties trimmed in dark purple lace; small black work out mitts; hair loose, tucked behind her ears.

During R1: CT hands loose, looking to razzle-dazzle: scowling Bridget will have none of it. Moynihan spearing CT jabs head and body; driving straight rights in sloping trajectories into gut...brunette picking her blonde apart from outside in first minute. Second minute: Moynihan bends in close, clapping right hand upside CT's head ear-to-chin...blonde girl stumbles into ropes in alarm. Final minute: beatdown...Moynihan pushing into Theron with left pressing right pec while PLOWING right hands deep to gut. Small mitt denting firm belly-flesh...Charlize cramping up, chest forward, face upturned, butt in ropes as she grunts "UH! UH!" upon receipt. Bell: CT moping, blonde ringlets in her eyes...she hugs her body on the walk back to her corner, looking all ass-kicked and flustered.

R2: Same again: Moynihan's straight, spearing rights and lefts penetrating CT's loose defence, punching into golden beef with authority. Charlize flicking out backhand jabs, trying to drop right hands: Moynie either pre-empting Theron, or slipping in under the right to come-back hooking. Theron forced ropeside...Bridget crowding in with that left hand pressed flat to pec, while right hand digs in deep and hurtful. Workmanlike stuff from Bridgy Mo: she stacks Charlize ruff; tucks into her breadbasket via pumping, stuffing right hands, beating the breath from Theron's body. CT grimacing, drooping forward - she wraps Bridget up, trying to cuddle, only to be hurled back into ropes for more tummy work! Down the stretch, Moynihan pushing groggy CT upright, then leaning in righty-to-chin: blonde head tosses hard starboard, Theron's left arm swinging up and across Bridget's shoulders as blonde girl absorbs pasting. Moynihan sorts Theron out via rough pushing, then keeps drifting her chin, or stuffing right hands into firm tummy. Simple tall-girl stack-and-jack does Moynihan credit: she beats Theron groggy, refusing to let up even as Charlize starts swaying hurt on the spot. Bell: seething Bridgy Mo slides right arm round CT's back, walking blinking blonde back to Academy corner...Moynihan reaches across, draws her left thumb across CT's belly instead of the throat, shouting "RUINED!" at a stunned Cat and Janet.

R3: Charlize in trouble, flat footed, ringlets in her eyes, lips parted...she's in slugger's crouch, left at her gut, right at her chest. Theron slinging wide, side to side wallop, catching Bridget on her flanks: brunette cleverly rolling-with, taking the sting out of blonde sock, then answering back chopping, straight lefts and rights to face! CT not moving her head, just taking punches groggy...she's slugged to ropes, then pushed upright as Bridget extends both arms, gets her back into her bullying. More right hands for CT's belly, doubling her up...blonde girl sobbing, gasping as snarling brunette jams 'em in. Theron reaching to wrap up around Bridget's thighs: enraged brunette lifts hands above her head, bringing both fists hammer-style onto CT's back P-PAK! BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Theron bludgeoned to all fours, face pinched in back-ache...Cat up on the apron screaming blue murder as Bridget struts away. Final minute a brutal processing of Theron at the ropes as Bridget squares away, lets fists go in straight, strafing arcs across blonde front. CT's right hand at her chest as her face is pasted side to side - limber legs holding her up as Bridgy goes all-in. Bell: Moynihan AGAIN walking Theron to her corner - turning her around with the right arm riding around CT's belly...Bridget drawing her thumb across Theron's back this time, glaring at dumbstruck Cat and Janet in the Academy corner!

R4: Moynihan's pace slowing...she's breathing hard after 9 straight minutes of trying to close CT out. Blonde girl reeling, swaying on the spot, but slugging, taking Moynihan in both flanks, or hooking her across taut tummy. Bridget toe-to-toe, trying to finish things up, but Theron won't stop punching...brunette routinely outpunched as CT starts finding the mark. Bridgy Mo going to catch-and-release boxing - drawing CT into tactical clinches for ref's breaks: blonde girl able to come forward, steadily taking canvas this round as Moynihan's looking to rest. Theron ragged on her stool during the break, moaning as Cat applies enswell to both eye-bags...Janet rapid-rubbing the biceps and thighs, trying to rejuvenate a goddess!

R5: CT plodding out, puffy eyes all sleepy, lips parted...Bridget stands off blonde bow, looking to jab those eyes shut this round. Cruel stuff from Moynihan - classy jab punching Theron's head back time and again PAK!...PAK!...PAK!...Theron dogged, turning-with Bridget, walking her down: blonde slugging side to side when she gets close, just muscling brunette off her stance. Down the stretch, trade in rights and lefts goes CT's way: Bridgy's knees buckle, pitching her forward to clinch! Theron walking Bridget into ropes, making her take weight until ref moves in: Bridgy's breathing hard, looking a little hollowed-eyed, obviously wondering what it's going to take to get CT out of there.

R6: Bridgy goes all in: Theron battered pillar to post. Crowd screaming throughout as Theron's long legs give and shimmy, spilling her destitute along ropes - Bridgy in hot pursuit. Bridget stacking CT up, then pumping her tummy full of right hands: brunette heartless, her left hand pushing at CT's left pec while the right elbow draws back to load each thrusting punch! Theron awestruck, head lolling, blonde curls damp in her eyes...she's willing herself to last, resisting on pride alone as Moynihan heaps on the hurt. Down the stretch, Bridgy comes off the body - pushing her sleepy foe up against ropes, then drifting her across the face: just raw apartment style beltings - this is no longer boxing. Theron slobberknocked - one arm or the other loose across Bridget's shoulders after receiving brunette clout...then Moynihan's stacking CT up - often pushing her-to with hands at the ribcage/thumbs in under the breasts while CT's head lolls in stupor. Cold-blooded pulverizing goes on and on, finally putting CT trembling on all fours. Moynihan in oxygen debt, hands on hips as she screams in exultation...ref moves in to wave this thing off but CT beats the count! Theron reeling - arms looped over top rope for support...she makes it to the bell as Bridget looks on in astonishment!

R7: Moynihan mouth-breathing, flat footed - SHE'S exhausted - CT's a battered wreck...girls fall together and start sloppin'! Fighters pushing at each other's biceps, grimly slugging at close quarters with brawling right hands while holding each other lefty. Fight stumbles about as one or the other is pasted, only to come back mindlessly at her tormentress. Weird combination of elegant bodies and brutal slobberknocking...neither girl fighting her fight here. Theron grimly pounding out the points...she's starting to push Bridget around, getting a little big on her, landing drifting right hands across the face to put Moynihan wobbly-butt by the bell.

R8: Reeling beauties stumble together, sorting each other out with groggy pushes, then pasting in wallop with either hand. Bridget reaching into her apartment trick back early on - throwing her hands up to knock CT's arms into the air, then delivering a double knife-edge chop with both hands in above Theron's golden hips! Cry of pain, Charlize...she stumbles back into ropes with elbows tight against her body, hands limp out front. Ensuing siege doesn't go Bridgy's way though: Theron mindlessly slugging through it, answering tit for tat...finally clinching Moynihan, muscling her into ropes and slopping her right hands to the body out of the left-arm wrap! Bridget gasping, pitched forward as Theron pumps tummy and MOYNIHAN'S DOWN! BRIDGET on all fours, mouth open in silent sob...Theron wandering away hands on hips, only dimly aware of her surroundings. Bridget beats the count, but she's shabby - looping left arm over top rope, turning her back to CT. Theron moves in close, baring teeth as she shoves in right hands close-n'-tight to Bridget's exposed lower back PIK! PIK!. Brunette legs give out again at the bell: ref pushes blonde away, reading her the riot act about kidney punching...Theron considers it justifiable pay-back.

R9: Bridget stumbling...righting herself...stumbling again...she gradually closes in on Theron, electing to hack at golden torso via carving punches licked in under either breast. CT bleating in simple-minded agony, legs trembling - she punches back straight left/right/left directly between Moynihan's breasts, stopping brunette assault. Back and forth, Bridget trying to regain the initiative by coming forward, moving her hands: CT groggy with hurt, backing up, eyelashes fluttering shut behind damp ringlets. Midway through, Moynihan wading in...CT sets weight on left (front) leg, clips Bridgy a hook juuuust inside Moynihan's wide right...BRIDGET GOES DOWN! Heavy splash-down to her back...brunette head lolling side to side, lips murmuring...SHE'S DONE! Bridgy Mo can't get off her back - KO9 in comeback fashion, Charlize Theron!

After: Charlize in stupor, blubbering like she's lost in the woods...she's mobbed by Academy supporters as Bridget's moaning softly, sleeping the sleep of the beaten. CT regains senses, ordering her crew to "Clean this up," gesturing to Moynihan: "Sushi's on Bridget." Moynihan carted off to the showers where she's scoured clean head-to-toe...Bridget stripped naked, taken to the Academy after-party where sushi is served off Moynihan's prone, conquered body!

 

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