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30 November 2020 Michelle Keegan vs Ariel Winter

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BRUNETTE AMBITION AT THE ASYLUM III: SEASON OF THE WITCH PPV

Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Nov 30, 2020 at 2:59am

BEFORE:

"Thing is," says Michelle with a gorgeous smile, "Everyone knows Winter is a top-level fighter. But, I think they've forgotten that I am, as well. And, I'm going to remind everyone. By leaving her tits up on the canvas."

"One of us is getting left 'tits up' on the canvas," says a hard-eyed Ariel. "And, the other one is ME."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and Cassandra Lynn back with us, and that's 'Kiss Me' by Ed Sheeran you hear behind us. That tune happens to be a favorite of the stunning young lady coming to ringside right now, Beever's Babes' Michelle Keegan!"

Tess: "And, if Mac even SUGGESTS this girl isn't Playmate material, I'm calling an optometrist..."

McCarthy: "She MIGHT do..."

O'Dell (sighing): "Michelle into the ring and helped off with the robe, and, the CROWD certainly thinks she looks good in that white number, which doesn't leave much to the imagination. And, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' hammering through the arena, but that's not the Taylor Swift version. Instead, that's the cover by the lady now coming to the ring, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"

Cassie: "Ariel all business on the way to the ring, Jenny..."

O'Dell: "No doubt about it. She's inside the ropes and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and she's looking plenty good herself in her own curve-hugging white number. And, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Winter. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Keegan's actually won some fights. She'll beat the Dancing Hooker!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "And there's the bell and Keegan getting right to it. No niceties here. This is going to be a physical brawl if the British beauty has anything to say about it. She's right in Winter's face, banging away to head and body, and, believe it or not, Winter looking a bit taken aback by this..."

Cassie: "Not surprised. Most fighters don't want to get in the booth and bang with Ariel."

O'Dell: "But, Keegan does, and she's thrown Winter to the defensive, forcing her to back and cover as Michelle gets off lusty to both head and body, and, yes, she's working some jug as well. Winter looking awfully grumpy here. Clearly didn't figure this was the way this would go..."

McCarthy: "That's because she's a talentless Dancing Hooker. They ought to get rid of her and the rest of their worthless flyweights and just push STEWART..."

Cassie: "Alexa, prepare the pudding bombs..."

McCarthy: "You wouldn't DARE!"

Tess: "WHO are you talking about?

"

O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the first, and it's been a great round for Keegan. She hasn't hurt Winter, but she's taken control of the fight with some impressive physicality. Five seconds to go. Keegan goes RACK and there's the bell. No doubt about the first. All Michelle, who's up 10-9."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "They are in the phone booth to start the second, and Winter giving as good as she gets in there now. Ariel digging body like a champ, and getting some licks in to Keegan's rack as well. Michelle responding in kind, and it's REALLY physical stuff right now, with both ladies landing heavy shot..."

Cassie: "Not sloppy, though. All sound stuff and some good defense, too."

O'Dell: "No doubt. Punches being blocked and slipped, feet, head, and hands moving, but TONS of short, hard shot landing, especially to the body at the moment. Some more rack work now, as both brunettes go digging to the jugs and then fall into a clinch that the referee has to break..."

McCarthy: "Watch Winter hitting on the break! That's the kind of stuff CAMPBELL teaches people!"

O'Dell: "Down the stretch in the second. Not a lot in it this time. Both fighters having plenty of success, but no one able to create a lot of space. SHARP exchange right there, and Ariel backs up Michelle and then backs her up again with a hard right and there's the bell. Close. Winter."

Tess: "And, we're even at 19."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third begins at close quarters and WITH A SHARP KEEGAN UPPERCUT THAT HURTS WINTER! Ariel wobbles and is now driven backward by a flurry of punches from Michelle! Brit is ALL IN here, as she's winging away looking to finish a GOBSMACKED Ariel Winter..."

McCarthy: "Take your time. She'll go. Keep after her..."

O'Dell: "Winter driven to the ropes. She's in a tight guard and Keegan buying body in BULK now! She's digging away with both hands, then going upstairs looking to finish. Michelle piling on the punishment as Ariel fires back in spots. Keegan a good right and Winter answers with one of her own!"

Tess: "Michelle had better be careful in there..."

O'Dell: "Looks like Ariel's shaken the worst of the damage. She's banging back now, but Keegan still getting the better of things as the final seconds tick off the clock. SHARP exchange sends sweat flying and there's the bell. No doubt about this one. Michelle. Wide."

Cassie: "And, Keegan goes back on top 29-28."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Keegan again aggressively forward and SHE EATS A RIGHT HAND! A BLISTERING right hook from Winter and Michelle is steppin' in fence post holes! Now, it's Ariel letting the hands go, driving Keegan back, back, back and then pinning her against the ropes..."

Tess: "This is going to be a looooonnngggg round for Keegan..."

O'Dell: "Or a short one. Ariel bombing away looking to get her out of there. Michelle in that tight earmuff. She's got the body on sale and now Winter is BUYING. She's pummeling the tummy and rocking the ribs, and then GOING RACK IN A BIG WAY! Ariel HAMMERING away at the jugs now..."

Cassie: "Payback is a McCarthy..."

O'Dell: "Down under thirty in the round. Keegan crouching, trying to protect the body. Winter banging away upstairs and down, trying to put a stop to this thing. Not going to happen, at least not in this round. Five seconds. Good right by Winter and there's the bell. Shutout, Ariel."

McCarthy: "And, we're even at 38."

ROUND FIVE:

O"Dell: "Fifth begins with Winter walking down Keegan behind her left jab. Ariel following on with hard right hands, forcing the still-buzzed Michelle to back and cover. Keegan attempting a fighting retreat, jabbing back here and there, but Winter in complete control as she was in the fourth..."

McCarthy: "SHUT UP, SCABBO!"

Tess: "I WONDERED how long it would take you to get it..."

McCarthy: "You shut up, TOO, Walmart!"

O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, but keep your eye on the ring, where Winter is backing up Keegan and Michelle is doing well to stay off the ropes and fire back in spots. Looks like those legs are finally coming back. Good combination Keegan and DOWN SHE GOES! A NASTY LEFT-RIGHT from Winter and Michelle is dropped to her back..."

Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiigggghhhhhtttts. The party's ohhhhverrrr..."

O'Dell: "Ariel to a neutral corner. Michelle, eyes closed as the referee counts down at her. Three. Four. Five. Six. No movement at all from Keegan. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO5 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, looked like you were surprised she came after you early..."

Ariel (nodding): "Definitely was. That's not really something girls DO against me. And, you saw why."

Tess: "You've had an excellent year so far. Are you going to bank it, or will we see you again in December?"

Ariel (smiling): "Going to have to wait and see, Tess!"