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30 October 2000 Katherine Heigl vs Jewel Kilcher

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 6 months ago

BOXING AFTER DARK

 

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 10/30/2000, 6:46 pm

Before: Clash of titanic right hands--plus a little bad blood as nobody at the House of Krush particularly enjoyed Heigl’s walk at Theron’s expense. Not expected to got the distance, Heigl slimming down somewhat as agreed, but still the bigger girl by a comfortable margin. Messy ponytail, light blue cotton tank and panties for Katherine. Teal camisole and navy panties for tight ponytail Jewel.

During R1: Katherine actually sporting a heavy jab this round, crosses Jewel up a little with the unexpected, Heigl getting off with the thudding left. Palming up to turn her foe and shove Kilcher back onto her heels, then going back to the stick rather than loading up Shutout Katherine Heigl--Jewel unhurt, but wondering what’s up.

R2: Kilcher adjusts--Heigl’s jab not all that educated and jewel easily bobs her way in underneath. Once on Heigl’s chest, Jewel gets busy (relatively)--holding Katherine about the waist with the left, sinking in the odd meaty right to the stomach--Heigl squeaking in a tight right hand to the Jewel’s jaw in the close quarters, straining against the blonde to avoid giving ground. Kilcher busier, grinds out the round.

R3: Katherine shuffles to her right, Jewel chases and walks into a shuddering straight right hand from the big girl’s shoulder--Kilcher staggering to all fours as the crowd roars. Jewel up quickly, shaking off the murderous blow surprisingly well, and the singer does excellent work in backing the actress up the rest of the way., Kilcher can’t even the score, but she gets her head on Heigl and stuffs gut to the bell, putting mileage on those fulsome legs for later.

R4: Jewel really working in there--resting her head on Katherine’s shoulder, palming Heigl’s hips during rest periods, then shoving them back to get room for beefy hooks--Heigl just laying in, putting her weight against Kilcher and soaking up unnecessary body shots without reprisal. Jewel abler to walk Katherine around, muscle in past Heigl’s arms to get at the underbelly in a surprising show of strength.

R5: Jewel bodies up, walks her girl back, and pours it on--nothing fancy. Heigl starting to go wobbly butt as she lays wearily on Jewel, trying to slow her  down with simple weight. Thumping double hook to the gut bunches Katherine over in pain and she never sees the short right hand over the top--DOWN GOES HEIGL! Big girl sprawling to her back, blinking and shellshocked, beats the count and knows it’s slipping away. War breaks out as girls press brawny shoulders and take turns clubbing away with short right hands and hurtful left hooks to the stomach. Punching boils over after the bell as the ref gets involved--both girls wearing b###hy, sweaty expressions as it starts to get personal.

R6: Jewel getting her head under Katherne’s chin, puttoing thr big girl on her heels, just outworks Heigl in a close, back and forth round. Heigl too patient, letting Jewel get off 3 and 4 times to the body before shrugging the singer back and answering--Kilcher coming forward, wearing Katherine out and starting to seek right hand opportunities upstairs.

R7: Katherine turning counterpuncher, dropping her left hand, hunching over her right and waiting till Jewel is almost on top before turning her shoulder into that tight right hand on the face. Kilcher gobbling up several of these bombs ion the first minute, goes a little wobbly butt and midway through, she’s reeling. Heigl stepping up, turns gut punches into uppercuts, coming up through the middle with Foremanesque lefts and rights, bringing her fists up past her ears on follow through as Jewel falls apart. A shattering right on the chin lifts Kilcher onto her toes, jerks a quarter turn to her right and deposits her on the canvas with sickening finality. Incredibly, Kilcher beasts the count, but she’s ruined--Heigl wading in, chugs away with the brutal alternating uppercuts as Jewel covers up and sags into the ropes at the bell.

R8: Katherine bodying up, gets lured into the swamp all over again as Jewel bogs her down, smothers and out hustles the big girl inside. This is masterful stuff from Jewel getting her arms in underneath Katherine’s, pressing them out to the sides, then digging to the stomach before wrestling can ensue. Heigl’s bigger, but Jewel’s leverage is better, her head always under Katherine’s chin, legs pushing Heigl onto her heels, controlling the hips and turning the big girl to keep her feet unsteady. Jewel warned at the bell for shoulder-blocking in the corners--Heigl getting winded as Kilcher jams her chest at the bell.

R9: Shutout Jewel Kilcher, Workmanlike beating administered as Heigl is walked slowly to the ropes and beaten down, Katherine crossing her arms wearily, sags back, leans to one side or the other as Jewel works. Kilcher bashing the big girl’s pudgy arms, bringing the grimace to Heigl’s lips as the heavy limbs start to throb, More body and hip work from Jewel, constant shoving and leaning as Heigl simply soaks it up.

R10: Good bashing, two-way action round as both girls have a little left for a big finish. Mid ring, pushing off with the left shoulder to juice a big overhand right or uppercutting left--girls taking turns with haymakers as the crowd eats it up. Heigl getting the better of it late as she crashes a series of consecutive right hands to Jewel’s jaw--Kilcher taking the blows well, finishes on her heels, but in a good shape. Decision comes back a close, well regarded victory for Jewel Kilcher.

After: Heigl despondent, moping in her corner after the announcement as Jewel gets hugs and kisses in hers. Jewel making up the weight stagger on Heigl with busier hands and a better sense of leverage in tight, often negating Katherine’s size with a little waltz, or better positioning, Both girls hit the deck in some heavy swatting, but the distance decision shocks bettors--over under for the bout listed at most books as 4 rounds.

Reposted by Archer 8/13/10.

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