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30 October 2004 Claire Danes vs Natalie Portman

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THE COALITION VS WOLFPACK II

 

 

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 10/30/2004, 10:14 am.

 

Before: Claire warming up the press in prefight, signing copies of her BLONDE! mag cover (the one showing Danes mounting Konquered Katie in the corner) and for her presentation—video replays from a number of angles of happy Claire climbing ropes ona dazed Holmes. “Everybody respects ‘slip-n-slap Claire’,” says Danes, “but they LOVE ‘punchin’ Claire’ and that’s what I get to be against Natalie. I’ve being the big girl in a bout and showcasing on Portman’s going to be a juicy follow up to stopping Katie,” Portman shaking her head, pursing her lips—the notion of ‘punching Claire’ clearly galls, “Danes isn’t gop0ing to get into any firefight with me,” predicts Natalie, “it’s be suicide, I’m bringing Claire to justice, that’s what this is all about, Somebody has to stand up to the FCBA bullies and I’m going to do my part to clean this sport up. When Claire quits on her hands and knees, that’ll be the end of it—you won’t see me pour it on afterwards, no matter how richly she deserves it.” Danes in red bra strap bikini, frisky stare down, rolling her head and shoulders, grinning—Portman in pink bikini top, purple bottoms, battle braid.

 

During R1: Danes stroking Portman hooks early while retreating to ropes, blonde sets up all supple and elusive, deliberately planting buttocks in strands. Portman jabbing to the chest, chin tucked—she’ll take the invitation and it’s a clambake. Portman: pestering Claire the jab, leaning into hard, short right hands-0-all shoulder, then, mopping up a clawing hook, Claire bending side to side, hands stacked up at chest and tummy as she rolls her shoulders, turns with punches, then answers back. Danes brilliant,  dipping right to tug home the slinging left, dipping left to slide home the right, digging in under Natalie’s breasts and tearing up tummy. Astounding work rate from both women—Claire taking the edge off Natalie’s blows while landing the spicier shots downstairs to take the heat.

 

R2: Claire at midring, lead foot in a bucket, pivoting and swiveling around Natalie. Portman concentrating, but aiming her shots, not letting her hands go—Claire’ gotten inside Natalie’s head a bit as brunette can’t find the range with her jabs and right hands. Danes wheeling clockwise, stroking Natalie’s ribs, occasionally dipping down in a closed stance and ripping up into Portman’s body the mean right uppercut. Delicious hit-and-don’t-be-hit by Claire—Portman breathing deep at the bell. lifting her shoulders—she’s getting pasted through 2.

 

R3: Portman putting combinations together, missing as Claire slides and bends underneath, but the volume prevents Danes from answering. End of minute one—Natalie working in close fits a slutty right hand in under Claire’s left breast, puts a tidy left in hard to toned tummy—blonde visibly rattled as she clinches up around the elbows for a break, Claire flicking out her jab, gets back to slap b slip, but she’s very defensive—Portman the huntress as she gets to Claire’s body in the third.\

 

R4: Natalie’s doubling up the jab effectively, forcing Danes to make defensive moves, tracking the blonde with stabbing right hands and lathering away wide hooks. Claire dipping side to side as she step, turns with the punches—hard to tag her cleanly, but Natalie’s got the volume up and some are getting through. Portman wisely focusing on the midsection, batting away hooks to get Claire crouching, then digging up and in with vicious right hands. Danes gasping and clinching—Nat just fitting rights in on ribs and solar plexus with dagger-like accuracy—blonde hanging on at the bell.

 

R5: Claire lures Natalie to the ropes, doing that side to side dip while tucking in cute lefts and rights behind Natalie’s arms—brunette’s legs give a little quiver as blonde finds the sweet spot. Natalie stubborn, gutty—she hangs in there, shooting straight punches and trying for Claire’s chin, but Danes is getting much the better of it. Minute after minute—Danes fighting beautifully off the ropes—draining effect on Natalie as brunette starts to slow, visibly labouring as body shots add up, Natalie falling in late, trying to smother, mouthy breathing—Danes smiling as she continues to dig and stroke off the slip.

 

R6: Deep breath Natalie—she’s looking a little shopworn, ragged round the edges. Claire with some arm-punching hooks and darling lead rights while retreating—she lured Natalie to the ropes and sets up for more slip-n-counter. Natalie peppering Claire, straight lefts and rights, trying to shoeshine a bit and confound the blonde, but Danes in a gorgeous rhythm, Claire turning her shoulder, dipping side to side and placing good, sticking shots to the body of Natalie Portman. Claire lathering the flanks, dipping and twisting into a vicious right uppercut out of the closed stance, scrubbing the tits with the backs of her gloves—wheels just falling off Portman’s wagon as she hangs in. Portman licking to the hips and flanks of her foe as well, banging heads in there, bumping shoulders—great to see taut flyweights fight like this, but Natalie’s getting all torn up. Late the round, tension-release gasp from the audience as a wincing Portman freezes, then sinks to her knees as Claire steps breezy to the side, Natalie sobbing on her haunches, hands clutching ropes as she stares out into the crowd BUT SHE CAN’T BEAT THE COUNT! Claire starts strutting at “8”, hands high—she knows she’s just stopped Natalie Portman and the 10 count confirms it.

 

After: Portman’s body pink from Claire’s constant tender mercies and Danes practically wriggling with delight at the sight. Claire removes her gloves then goes exactly what this fight was meant to curb: marching over to a beaten opponent and taking extra. Grinning Danes hugs demoralized Natalie up off her stool, stacks in the corner and mounts the ropes as boos cascade down. Danes likes to grab a girl’s wrists and hold her hands up, but she also takes the time to wind her left hand in Natalie’s braid while pointing “Number 1” to the sky—on and on. Natalie pained, dazed—wrapping up around  Claire’s pale thighs when she’s not being stretched out—nothing short of a nightmare for the avenging brunette turned victim. (SIDEBAR: when told of Natalie’s fate—Sarah Michelle Gellar, lying in a hospital bed, recuperating from her fight with Hewitt, manages a grim smile and a croaking “Good”, and then: “Get me a tape of that.”)

 

Reposted by Archer 5/16/10.

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